Just got invited to NASCAR Talladega race, all expenses covered 9/28 through 10/3... BOOZE INCLUDED.

Can't go. DAMN-IT DAMN-IT DAMN-IT DAMN-IT DAMN-IT DAMN-IT!:banghead: :crying: :cya: :angryfire :bricks1: :swear:


figures.:disappoin

and why the hell not???

can i take your place?

Yeah, send me the tickets I'll go for ya.

hell let me get in on the ask 4 ticket action lol

Work, wife, kids. Actually... Wife, work, kids. Wife is pregnant due early November with #3. And won't be able to handle the other 2 for 5 days without me. For those of you with kids... that means if you go away for more than 5 minutes with 4 months of the due date it probably won't be worth the bitching.

I'm gonna see if I can send her to her parents for that week, and re-arrange a few things at work. But am seriously doubting I can go. GOD-DAMN-IT!

Damn that sucks. So this is what it will be like in 10 years...

Damn that sucks. So this is what it will be like in 10 years...

lol... my girlfriend just started looking a little bit worse...

Lol!!

thats why im on a dolo...... i can get up and go when i want. work, hell im sick, or better ill slip and fall with people watching and tell them my head hurts or some crazy shit to get the days off.

Do the "i'm sick" all the time, but haven't tried the slip and fall yet, even though i had plenty of opportunities.

it works, im telling u lol

it works, im telling u lol

Now that the cats out of the bag, good luck pulling it off again.


Jim, I feel your pain (or have felt). Ain't life grand?

Well thanks alot Jim, now I wont get married till im like 40! :lol: Yeah right.. probably earlier or whenever im bored. :lol:

You guys are so bad!

So you want to get married or what? Cause im bored.

So you want to get married or what? Cause im bored.

lol

y'all are nuts

y'all are nuts

you realize you are apart of y'all right?

So you want to get married or what? Cause im bored.



You're jealous of my car's shine allready. It'll never work out, RS....:sorry:

hell ya and proud of it, oh yea a guy with an old beat down honda called and were gonna take the tires off of it and put it on the ground and run it over, would that be nuts?

You're jealous of my car's shine allready. It'll never work out, RS....:sorry:

Damn shot down already..

How does John deal with being turned down so many times?

Damn shot down already..

How does John deal with being turned down so many times?

lol, he maturbates with tweasers.

ooooo, that's a low blow. john must be pretty cool about this stuff or he's not around right now

Nah, John's cool. He's the coolest mod here or atleast the most easy going. If you get banned by him you either really pissed him off or I dont know, you messed up. :lol:

ooooo, that's a low blow. john must be pretty cool about this stuff or he's not around right now

well if i remember correctly he said he uses tweasers to masturbate... 'hes hung like a hampster'

:rofl: Dude I feel like busting out the 'actual sightings' of John.
Let me look around for a min..

lol

http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/7162/j12ti.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Thats John standing by the car..

http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/4036/j21vr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Thats John revving the car.

that's one of the funniest things i've seen on this site, i can hear the hampster dance song playing in the background...

Thankyou, John hates admiting that its actually him. :lol:

Omfg Thats Funny

Those pictures have been used more times than my sore ass :eek:

:rofl:.

Being hung like a hamster isn't so bad, I get to have all the sex I want and the chick doesn't feel a thing. Hell half the time I don't even have to let her in on the fact we just got it on :evillol:

oh my f'en god lol....this is great!

Those pictures have been used more times than my sore ass :eek:

:rofl:.

Being hung like a hamster isn't so bad, I get to have all the sex I want and the chick doesn't feel a thing. Hell half the time I don't even have to let her in on the fact we just got it on :evillol:

:grinno:

oh my f'en god lol....this is great!

Haha, guess you havent seen em yet.

lol, well john did say in his old "u suck list" that he was actually quite large for a hamster...

OMG, what the hell have i stumbled into? LOL!!!

OMG, what the hell have i stumbled into? LOL!!!

Damn John, seems like everyone finds you hilarious, I guess im going to have to set your pics in my sig. :loser:

Hookers are expensive so iam getting marryed right now

Congrats :smooch:, I hope she likes threesomes :grinyes: (its the spice of life :rofl:) No , really congrats. I hope one day to find a girl dumb enough to want to put up with my shit for the rest of her life :shakehead.

Not with that hairy chest you wont.. or since you're hairy all around. :lol:

Hairy chest?. Is that reference to the hampster thing?

If you want! But I was talking about your hairy back and chest, carpet legs you got going on there and everything.

While I do have some hairy legs. My back and chest are hairless but for humor sake. SURE

f-in a, i was gone for like an hour, come back and this threads gone to hell.

i love this forum

While I do have some hairy legs. My back and chest are hairless but for humor sake. SURE

Not what Kasey has told me, said he saw you shirtless and it was like a fur coat!

Nate, why do you think im on here so often? Its a funny forum.

damn straight, i go to the jeep forum and they get the job done, straight to the point. we just play grab ass in here till someone needs some answers, then take over the thread completly. hell i don't even remember what this thread was about, just know it starts with Awwwwwwwwww MAN! some something bad must've happened? oh yea jim's not goin to the race, they got some damn pretty hunnies over there, love them southern gals

Not what Kasey has told me, said he saw you shirtless and it was like a fur coat!

Nate, why do you think im on here so often? Its a funny forum.
Please, Kasey needed to borrow one of my shirts last time he was over cause he was working under the car and got dirty and didn't want to drive home like that and my shirt looked like a sun dress on him :rofl:

Europian and Asian ladies find the body hair very sexy.

Europian and Asian ladies find the body hair very sexy.

Well I have plenty of that. As long as the Europian or Asian ladies don't have a hairer than me... :naughty:

some european ladies don't shave under their arms... that is beyond disgusting... not only a turn off, but also a turn and run... to the bathroom to puke

some european ladies don't shave under their arms... that is beyond disgusting... not only a turn off, but also a turn and run... to the bathroom to puke
:puke: :iagree:

Hell half the time I don't even have to let her in on the fact we just got it on :evillol:

ROFLMAO

No , really congrats. I hope one day to find a girl dumb enough to want to put up with my shit for the rest of her life :shakehead.

same here, if you find one let me know if she has a sister.

So you want to get married or what? Cause im bored.

Rally, you'd better be a little nicer to John, if for some stoke of luck a chick will marry you, maybe he can talk Igor into having it broadcast on AF?

Dear lord I need more coffee, that's just plain scarey.

Damn shot down already..

How does John deal with being turned down so many times?


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^ :rofl: Very funny.

I am nice to John. I just feel like since Xeno doesnt cant come here anymore.. gotta have someone else to pick on and John seems like a perfect candidate.

Also, SCREW YOU, about the marriage comment there. :) I dont hope to get married till a couple more 10 years.. and dont think i'll be on this site then or if this site will still be up by then. Who knows.

just messing with ya, RELAX..........

^ :rofl: Very funny.

I am nice to John. I just feel like since Xeno doesnt cant come here anymore.. gotta have someone else to pick on and John seems like a perfect candidate.

Also, SCREW YOU, about the marriage comment there. :) I dont hope to get married till a couple more 10 years.. and dont think i'll be on this site then or if this site will still be up by then. Who knows.

if anyone were still on this site in 10 years... it would be you. w/ about 10 billion posts...

Haha dont think i'd be with a billion posts.. Especially since I wouldnt be home alot.

if anyone were still on this site in 10 years... it would be you. w/ about 10 billion posts...

:iagree:

till a couple more 10 years

wouldnt that be 20 years?

Earl I was just wondering how old you are?

IF I remember correctly.. Jim is like mid 30s..

IF I remember correctly.. Jim is like mid 30s..

i believe he said something about being 37?

Sweet Jesus :eek7: , finally someone older than me in here. Praise you Jim :worshippy

:biggrin:

i guess ts isnt 'someone' hes just something the wind blew in... besides your still old. phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <the air coming out of your ballon :p

whats a ballon? :screwy:. is that french for balloon? :grinno:
and TS isn't a F-body member. He is a one of those import owners :disappoin (JK :biggrin:) and your only as old as you feel. Too bad around you guys I feel a hundred :uhoh:

Balloon* sorry an o got left out, you know what they are right?

whats a ballon? :screwy:. is that french for balloon? :grinno:
and TS isn't a F-body member. He is a one of those import owners :disappoin (JK :biggrin:) and your only as old as you feel. Too bad around you guys I feel a hundred :uhoh:

he dont own an f-body? i thought he might have had one for the weekends or something.

man wouldnt you be happy if that hundred you felt was in your pocket? come on every day stick your hand in your pocket and find a hundred bucks. that would be nice.

to bad you cant buy anything with years.

I think that saying is true, John. You're only as old as you feel, because my mom is like 53 or so and she acts like a 5 year old sometimes. :lol:

I think that saying is true, John. You're only as old as you feel, because my mom is like 53 or so and she acts like a 5 year old sometimes. :lol:

lol, all he has to do is get more friends that are as old as the hills and he will be feeling like hes 20 again in no time.

when ts was our age they didnt have cars they had horse drawn buggies, and if you wanted to go faster you had to buy another horse.

Man... I know i'd have six horses to save on food and water costs.. since prices on stuff like that was probably high.

psh, anyone wanna switch daily lives we can. you can go to school and take advance classes and ill go work and earn money, so i can have it to spend on my bird.

Yeah John, if you want we can switch lives for a while, but then again why would I want to give up something pretty easy?

to make money to mod ur car, duh.

Yeah but you then have to worry about bills.. making payments and a whole bunch of other stuff other than just plainly making money and using it on your car.

well, with the classes i take i dotn really have time to do the homework and a part time job.

If we switch lives. My car comes with me and your mom is going to start breast feeding again :grinno:

Well if you like 300 pound 50 year old women then alright.. no probem. But I would take my Monte and Camaro with me, so then my car would be as fast as yours :)

Oh damn that backfired on me and what do you mean about being as fast as me. I didn't get it?

Well if I understand correctly you have a pretty fast Formula, well I also know that you have like engines or something laying down and since i'll be making some money i'd be able to make my car as fast as yours..

u want my mom, u can have her.

Oh, ok. Got ya. Yeah I do have a 383 2 bolt LT1 sitting around and it looks like a F-body threw up engine , tranny and rear end parts in my garage. So I am sure you could build a pretty bad ass car from what I have laying around.

Oh, ok. Got ya. Yeah I do have a 383 2 bolt LT1 sitting around and it looks like a F-body threw up engine , tranny and rear end parts in my garage. So I am sure you could build a pretty bad ass car from what I have laying around.

does that engine and tranny work? there is a 95 z convertible for like 2k has 102k on the body but no engine, i donno if the tranny is in good shape or not, i dont think i could buy that car, tow it to your house and then pay you money to help install it for 3k... thats all i really got to work with becasue i need insurance :( i hate convertibles anyway.

I dont get it, if you have that kind of stuff laying around why dont YOU do something with it? Find a crapped out $1000 fbody, btw theres like 50 million of these, then throw that stuff in there.

Only thing I can see interfering with this is like time or money..

does that engine and tranny work? there is a 95 z convertible for like 2k has 102k on the body but no engine, i donno if the tranny is in good shape or not, i dont think i could buy that car, tow it to your house and then pay you money to help install it for 3k... thats all i really got to work with becasue i need insurance :( i hate convertibles anyway.

That sounds like a sweet deal. If you don't want it. I may want it. Does it have a tranny in there? and for a grand I can installing a working LT1 and warranty it for 3 months.

good night fellas, gonna go talk to my girl for a lil while then head on to bed. This week i get to do school and an start an online english 4 class. Fun fun fun.

That sounds like a sweet deal. If you don't want it. I may want it. Does it have a tranny in there? and for a grand I can installing a working LT1 and warranty it for 3 months.

how much u charge me for installing an lt1 into my v6

Have a good one Matt. Tell your girl I said, Hi :)

how much u charge me for installing an lt1 into my v6
Your too far and thats a project and a half. So I would have to do some research on it but alot of parts would be needed.

I dont get it, if you have that kind of stuff laying around why dont YOU do something with it? Find a crapped out $1000 fbody, btw theres like 50 million of these, then throw that stuff in there.

Only thing I can see interfering with this is like time or money..
I recently bid on a ebay black formula that was stripped and was going to do that but unfortantly the car was not what stated once I got there. I will probably end up doing that or selling the stuff. Either or

That sounds like a sweet deal. If you don't want it. I may want it. Does it have a tranny in there? and for a grand I can installing a working LT1 and warranty it for 3 months.

its in Voorhees NJ, this crack pot wants 2300 (2,395.00 to be exact)for it with no engine, no one is gonna buy that, id have to talk to fool down to like 1k and its a f-ing dealer to? wdf is wrong with him?

tranny? i dont know, it dont say that, it says needs enigne does not run

yep, last shop i went 2 said 2grand for just the labor, and thats if i brought up a donor car for them to play mad scientist, plus the engine price i could buy a fukin 2k transam.

I recently bid on a ebay black formula that was stripped and was going to do that but unfortantly the car was not what stated once I got there. I will probably end up doing that or selling the stuff. Either or

So what was it? 3rd gen or 4th? Man I want a black 3rd gen formula after I got owned by one about a week ago.

its in Voorhees NJ, this crack pot wants 2300 (2,395.00 to be exact)for it with no engine, no one is gonna buy that, id have to talk to fool down to like 1k and its a f-ing dealer to? wdf is wrong with him?

tranny? i dont know, it dont say that, it says needs enigne does not run
I would say 1500 is a good deal. Even 2k isn't that bad. 1k and you should run with it. I may want to take a look at it. If you don't want it.

I would say 1500 is a good deal. Even 2k isn't that bad. 1k and you should run with it. I may want to take a look at it. If you don't want it.

go for it, pm that i sent explains it all.

i want my first car to be able to drive atleast to my house, i dont wanna have to go trough that kinda trouble to go buy it, have it towed to you, then wait a week or so, then find away back to your house so i can finnally drive it home, its just to much shit that i really dont wanna deal with over a convertible... now if that was a 98+ hard top or t-top id be on the phone leaving the dude message after message.

So what was it? 3rd gen or 4th? Man I want a black 3rd gen formula after I got owned by one about a week ago.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7986420578&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEDW%3AIT
Thats the car.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7986420578&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEDW%3AIT
Thats the car.

what exactly made you change your mind?

Alot of the suspension parts were stripped as well and there was body damage that could not be seen from the pic's.

oh that sucks, well maybe the z convertible will work out, then you will have 2 bad ass f-bodys