it'll cost $6000 to fix my $4000 used 97 corolla

The cars great, nothing wrong, except the fact i was rearended so hard parts of the underframe were destroyed.

I was rearended.
They have no insurance, so I wont be getting any money.

So Perhaps Torching off the rear of my car and putting something in just for the fuck of it. Though I'm gonna need a new place to put my gas tank.

THROW IN ANY IDEAS!

errrr how about getting another car, like a donor car with a blown engine and swapping evertyhting you got in it.

thats what i like about quebec, you have to be insured to the minimum, it's the law... the rest of the province sux :P

Deadring

You missed the point entirely. Besides the fact I am getting a new car, I have this junker I can do whatever I want with. Bring it to the salvage yard. Scavenge it for parts. Shoot it with my keltec. I was considering removing the trunk and adding another axel to the back of the frame, removing the rear tires, and putting a half-track on it.

Considering i'd have to make the half-track out of scratch, probably steel grating. Like the ones they use to temporarily cover holes in the road during construction.

Wouldnt be that hard but to get it to work with some full metal rims that wont break under the weight.

Or go to the airplane junk yard. Grab a Jet turbine engine from an old junker and attach that to the back, but I'd have to remove the back seats and weld a block from the rear seats to the front. If lucky, I can find a old 1970's aero jet like a delfin and attach the jet engine to the rear of my car but that'd be really hard considering I'd have to weld something similar to a roll cage but for the external of the car.

Cut off the entire back and make it a hatchback with titanium roll cage and twin jet engines so you can fly to mars.

ought to see if you can grab the back end of a pickup truck and make the thing into a ghetto el camino :-P

El Corrola!

Cut off the rear at the back of the passenger compartment and install some small wheels to make it easy to park, and sort of unique looking.

cut off the entire top...convertable!