About 2 am i was on my way back home from fishing with 2 kids in my car. I kinda got lost, so I made a U turn on the grass. Then, a cop came from nowhere and pulled me over. It was the first time I've ever got pull over by a cop( I got my license 2 months ago). The cop said to me "this is streak 1, streak 2 and you are out!" then he left...
Anyway, few minutes later, cop's warning was still echoing in my mind, I was cruising at 55 according to the local speedlimit..... then there came a BMW tailgating my ass. I didn't give a shit for I was still runnin under 60mph, and the BMW past by me, da guy drives da car looked like 20ish, he rolled down his window and screamed sumthing i couldnt understand and past by meh fast... i dont kno if da guy wanted race me or i just drove too slow...and i dont kno much about Bmw, but all i kno is dat M3 is fast....and it was a 330i....so i was like wat da hell. i slowly caught up with my 5th....he was driving about 65.... and i pulled up on da left side of him... my frd rolled down the window and waiting for da guy to looked back at us....He neva looked back at us, but he floored his gas and wit sum good acceleration.... and i said to my self.."ohh itz on bit ch!!!" i dropped to 3rd and us two cars starts to closin up. and by da tym i was on the redline of 4th, i was still 2 car distance away from him. i shifted to 5th, and my car was over 100 and his was about the same..my front door was at his rear bumper, lucky enough there was a car in front of him so he had to slow down cuz i left no room for him to swtich lane... i kept goin .. my speed was about 115 and the road is coming to 50mph turn and my exit is comingup.. i looked over my rear mirror, da Bmw was far behind.. itz nah worth to risk it...... so i putted my foot on da brake, slowed down...and exit out with my victory.

Edit, just re read your story like five times to figuer out what the hell you were saying. Realised you didn't claim a kill. If you had raced...he woulda pwnzzizled you...it woulda been like...BOOM HEAD SHOT!

BOOM HEAD SHOT!



[deep voice]UNSTOPPABLE[/deep voice]




.... Unreal Tournament anybody?

Edit, just re read your story like five times to figuer out what the hell you were saying. Realised you didn't claim a kill. If you had raced...he woulda pwnzzizled you...it woulda been like...BOOM HEAD SHOT!

:werd: I had to re-read that post like three times to find out what he was trying to say.

learn to speak english.

Also, if another car has to slow down because of traffic, that doesn't mean you win

grow up

You lose...end of story. It's like that time I raced that Enzo, he was killin me by like 4 bus lengths, but then he had to slow down, so I flew by him cause he couldn't get over and time. Man I slaughtered him after that. So before he caught up I slowed down, hit my haz lights and claimed the victory....:rolleyes: *







*This story is completely made up, all facts are complete bull and you shouldn't put any more thought into it than you have with this thread...

[deep voice]UNSTOPPABLE[/deep voice]




.... Unreal Tournament anybody?

naaahhh, but i do like to cs from time to time. They've got on some of there servers the same sounds. " Killing spreeeee" :)

Im never 1st to call bs on obviously made up newb stories!!!

yeah your 1.8L 140hp caught up to a 225hp 3.0L I6 between 65 and 100mph...oh yeah those 1.8L's are known for their top end acceleration

someone lock this thread, story is rediculous.

Im never 1st to call bs on obviously made up newb stories!!!

yeah your 1.8L 140hp caught up to a 225hp 3.0L V6 between 65 and 100mph...oh yeah those 1.8L's are known for their top end acceleration

I6, not V6. And also, has no one here seen FPS Doug? I can dance all day I can dance all day...What? Everyone knows you run faster with a knife.

i wonder how long it takes to change english words to unrecognizable garbage like this. I would say 2 hrs. thats 2 hrs he could have spent with a good dictionary...

i wonder how long it takes to change english words to unrecognizable garbage like this. I would say 2 hrs. thats 2 hrs he could have spent with a good dictionary...

You know I'd have to be pretty damn drunk to type like that. I got a headache reading/decyphering it...

Boss: What's wrong with you? Why aren't you working?
Me: I have a headache.
Boss: You have a hangover don't you?
Me: No, I just read some gibberish/bs posted on AF.
Boss: Oh, damn, you need to stop that. Gibberish/BS posted on AF can cause serious permanent damages to your health.

FPS DOUG is hella funny, LOL, I'll post a link here to it

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=FPS-doug (http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=FPS-doug)

you can see more at PurePwnage.com

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What a CHODE! that was the most frustrating thing i've done all day is read that bs

stock for stock 3 series>celica gt

'nuff said

yo just heddin bak fr0m fishin wit daaa boyz in da hooododod homez when dis neeg in a beeema comz up and frontz so I nail it in 7th gear homez thats were aye hit VVT-i dog and pased teh bitchhhh!!!!!!!!

I hope this was just a joke...

I play Unreal Tournament 2004. Anyone play Counter-Strike Source? I remember you guys made fun of me for my spelling. Mines not half as bad as that :icon16: And yesterday i got my permit. :grinyes:

Source was cool for a day because it was the first peek into the HL2 engine, but as a whole source sucks as does this CRAPPY THREAD!!!

Can't wait for TF forever to come out...

oh common, source definately doesn't suck. i love it.

UT was my first fps online and i loved the sense of speed and movement combined with awesome controls.

Did I read this right?
A person with such bad vocabulary and is obviously a retard is trusted to go out into water with two children let alone have a drivers license?




The world is going to hell.

Christ, my head hurts after reading that. Is that one of those experiments? you know the one with the infinate amount of monkies with an infinate amount of time, writing on an infinate number of typewriters, one of them will at some point write the complete works of shakespear, that was one of the failed attempts? or was it one monkey, with one typewriter, with a time limit?