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what's the biggest thing you've smuggled into a movie theater?


flatlander757
06-24-2005, 10:21 AM
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Tonight Lindsay, Kendall, Jon, and I went to see "The Longest Yard." We stopped at Rite-Aid to get some candy and stuff to take into the movie. $3.50 for a bag of Skittles that I can buy 1 minute away? Uh-uh. Water is even priced the same as soft drinks($4.00 for a large)!! So we got a big ol' bottle of water at Rite-Aid, it must have been a gallon or so. When we walked into the area that you give the person your ticket, Kendall took my ticket to give to her. I held the water bottle behind my back in plain site to the other 2 or 3 workers out in the lobby as it appeared that I was itching my back to the ticket stub lady. I had it in my right hand, counting on going to the right. But as she took the first ticket up(I think Lindsay's), she told us, "Theater 1 on your left." DRAT! I thought for sure I would get caught. Then Kendall proceeded to hand her both mine and his ticket stubs. As I walked by she was taking up Jon's and that was when I casually slipped the bottle around the front of me at about waist-level while I gave her a short smile to keep eye contact. As I did this I put it in my left hand and realized I was home free!

So far that's the largest object I've taken into the movie theater. Next goal is weinerdog :grinyes:

edit: also, i had sour patch kids in my one pocket, kendal had skittles down his pants, and jon had twizzlers in his pants.

TexasF355F1
06-24-2005, 10:48 AM
Beer:cheers:

Gotti
06-24-2005, 10:49 AM
I smoked a spliff inside a theater once. There was only like 8-10 people in the theater, we were sitting at the back, so i sparked it up. Even had a cigarette after lol

fredjacksonsan
06-24-2005, 11:07 AM
My brother and I once smuggled in an entire case (24) of 12 ounce(255ml) beer.

Andydg
06-24-2005, 11:10 AM
Me and a couple friends each took in a Taco Bell meal. Still in the bag and not under any coats or anything.

Quickshift
06-24-2005, 11:23 AM
my friend

Suislide
06-24-2005, 11:56 AM
myself.

:D

tonioseven
06-24-2005, 12:01 PM
24 hot wing from Buffalo Wild Wing; and a 40 oz. to wash them down with.:)

crayzayjay
06-24-2005, 12:48 PM
myself.

:D
Ditto :D

TexasF355F1
06-24-2005, 01:11 PM
24 hot wing from Buffalo Wild Wing; and a 40 oz. to wash them down with.:)
That place rocks. A Mickey's I hope?

drewh4386
06-24-2005, 01:51 PM
All for of us got in a wendys combo meal. With the drink.

tonioseven
06-24-2005, 01:58 PM
That place rocks. A Mickey's I hope?
I think it was Bud :frown:

DVS LT1
06-24-2005, 02:03 PM
Oh ya!?

Well a buddy and me marched into the SkyDome like 3-4 years ago completely pissed tanked and roudy with a 5L mini-keg in a backpack - we didn't even break stride through the gates or when a grandpa stadium attendant stuck his hand inside the backpack and felt up the lone sweater that was atop the keggar.

He even said jokingly, "you guys don't got any cans in there eh?"

I turned back and said, "only one big one"

STFG!

TexasF355F1
06-24-2005, 02:23 PM
I think it was Bud :frown:
Aw, it's all good. Mickey's is just my favorite 40oz. Like $1.20 for the 40oz and $3.50 for a 6-pack of grenades.

xokayxo
06-24-2005, 03:12 PM
$1.20 for a 40oz? wow. is that how much they all cost?

sivic02
06-24-2005, 04:56 PM
Me and a friend once brought a case of beer in. Hes really skinny and im pretty big so he put it under one of my jackets and just walked right in with it. We decided if anyone said anything about it we would tell them he was pregnant...

drewh4386
06-24-2005, 05:04 PM
$1.20 for a 40oz? wow. is that how much they all cost?kinda and not really


the cheapest I've seen was 2.40

bluechevelle
06-24-2005, 06:25 PM
I dont smuggle things in, i just carry them in in plain sight and if someone stops me I just tell them to go screw themselfs. It works everytime.

CivRacer95
06-24-2005, 06:45 PM
I smuggled a few Hispanic friends of mine in once...:biggrin:

No offense to our Spanish chicos...:)

RickwithaTbird
06-24-2005, 06:56 PM
lol... you are wayyyy too proud of your little escapade.

The biggest group I ever snuck into a theater with was about 6 or 7 people. We walked into the EXIT door and it was dead obvious, but not like anyone gives a shit. Candy, sodas..... too easy. The case of beer though... that impresses me. Especially since you had to pop open beers through the whole movie and nobody complained.

eversio11
06-24-2005, 08:16 PM
Wow, cool. I bet while you were sneaking that in you thought 'boy, I can't wait to go tell everyone at AF!'.

FYI, all AMC owned theatres let you bring in any food you want, as long as its not alcohol.

sidewayzS13
06-24-2005, 10:54 PM
i live in Florida and they dont sell 40oz here we only get 32oz in stores. if anyone wants to send me 40's id appreciate it. ive smuggled a 12 pack and 2 flask w/ jack daniels in them. i was shit housed by the end of the movie.granted i didnt drink it all i drank a lot very fast

drewh4386
06-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Wow, cool. I bet while you were sneaking that in you thought 'boy, I can't wait to go tell everyone at AF!'.
YEP. thats how to do it.
:lol:

Andydg
06-24-2005, 11:55 PM
FYI, all AMC owned theatres let you bring in any food you want, as long as its not alcohol.

Well shit...guess I didn't get away with anything then.

Muscletang
06-25-2005, 12:26 AM
I know somebody that smuggled a birthday cake in one time.

Anyway, I got 5 bags of chips, 3 drinks, and a few candy bars in one time.

ThatRoundHeadedKid
06-25-2005, 01:29 AM
A Box of Cinnabuns for me and my 3 friends.

Menu dei Motori
06-25-2005, 05:05 PM
1,5 liter coke.. nothing special

honda_racing101
06-26-2005, 12:07 AM
myself.

:D

Damn, you beat me to it.

Gotti
06-26-2005, 11:27 PM
Aw, it's all good. Mickey's is just my favorite 40oz. Like $1.20 for the 40oz and $3.50 for a 6-pack of grenades.


Nah... Olde English has that classic nasty Malt Liquor taste we all know and love :D OE was my first 40, and the first time i got drunk, that nasty shit brings back good memories, gotta pick it up once in awhile

btw.. sneaking in a 24 of beer is REALLY impressive lol where did you guys put it?

Smoking the spliff in the theater was crazy tho, cause that shit stinks lol and the other people in the theater could smell it. Good thing they were young.

SeXy_AnGeL
06-26-2005, 11:30 PM
First off I'd like to say for a second I thought it said "SNUGGLED into a movie theater" so I was quite confused for a good 10 seconds...but for me, a handle of captians and a 20 oz diet pepsi

sganc4life_4
06-26-2005, 11:35 PM
I believe when I went to see scary movie 3, my friends and i(about 4 i think) each had a large taco bell cup filled with about rum n coke(70-30 about) and just walked in with them. That was quite a funny movie that night. Cops walked by us and didnt say nething, I thought they would smell the capt. morgans :)

Heep
06-27-2005, 08:19 AM
A footlong sub, 2 cookies, large drink, a large bag of skittles and 2 lbs of chocolate covered coffee beans.

Jimster
06-27-2005, 08:24 AM
Me and some friends snuck a dozen by the Ushers once, though this was about 10 or so years ago.

Only problem was after all the smuggling, we COMPLETELY forgot about a bottle opener. Not good when you have 12 stubbies and only the armrest of the seat to open it with.

-Davo
06-27-2005, 09:33 AM
I smuggled god in...Well that's what we called the 3 litter bottle of coke we bought for almost half the price they were selling small cups of coke, watered down with a ton of ice.

Damien
06-27-2005, 11:12 AM
A footlong sub, 2 cookies, large drink, a large bag of skittles and 2 lbs of chocolate covered coffee beans.

Ditto! Minus the coffee beans...

KustmAce
06-27-2005, 08:57 PM
A Sobe, 2 bags of skittles and some sour patch kids. I was weraing shorts with no cargo pockets and rather small side pockets, and a tight T-shirt.

Oz
06-27-2005, 09:11 PM
2 x 6 packs of VB

BleedDodge
06-27-2005, 09:19 PM
A 1/2 pound bag of sunflower seeds.

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