The power mower was broken and wouldn't run. The wife kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never sank in.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments. When he came out again he handed her a toothbrush.
He said, "When you finish cutting the grass you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctor says he will probably walk again, but he will always limp.
:uhoh:

Haha, :lol: :owned:

:lol2: Never be a smartass to a woman with a sharp object in her hand..
-Jimmy

:confused:
thats not good. Women.........are great....










j/k :)

hehehe

Why didn't he just tell him "Get it fixed." or get it fixed herself....but still damn funny. lol

Consider himself lucky...She could have done worse with those scissors. :evillol: Snip

I love your sig tonioseven haha

Two Words, "Yes Dear"

LOL

Two Words, "Yes Dear"

LOL
Ditto. If the girlie aint happy aint nobody happy.