First off, last night I was reading the street racing part of AF, and in the thread titled opinions needed (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=420019&page=1) ec437 posted this image:
http://users.1st.net/timdog/ricecititation.jpg
Well, it has inspired me to start writing them up for cars in my student parkinglot/wherever the hell I deem a citation necessary :grinyes: Just today I filled one out and stuck it under the windshield of a typical non-uniform shades of primer black, fart trumpet exhaust, 19" wheels, cut springs, huge wing, and blacked out headlights and taillights, and a clusterfuck of stickers for stuff like NOS, GReddy, and JDM(lol). I really wish I thought to take a pic of the car with the citation in the wiper. Let's turn this into and ongoing joke... who can write citations for the most ricers and post pics of them on the windshield to prove it?

Whos with me? :biggrin:

First off, last night I was reading the street racing part of AF, and in the thread titled opinions needed (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=420019&page=1) ec437 posted this image:
http://users.1st.net/timdog/ricecititation.jpg
Well, it has inspired me to start writing them up for cars in my student parkinglot/wherever the hell I deem a citation necessary :grinyes: Just today I filled one out and stuck it under the windshield of a typical non-uniform shades of primer black, fart trumpet exhaust, 19" wheels, cut springs, huge wing, and blacked out headlights and taillights, and a clusterfuck of stickers for stuff like NOS, GReddy, and JDM(lol). I really wish I thought to take a pic of the car with the citation in the wiper. Let's turn this into and ongoing joke... who can write citations for the most ricers and post pics of them on the windshield to prove it?

Whos with me? :biggrin:

hehe :grinyes:

"hehe" - does that mean you're with me on this conquest to show how stupid they really are?

and im glad you posted that when you did, today was the last day of school :ylsuper: im gonna do it all next year LOL.

"hehe" - does that mean you're with me on this conquest to show how stupid they really are?

and im glad you posted that when you did, today was the last day of school :ylsuper: im gonna do it all next year LOL.

heck yes. (d'oh! incognito napoleon reference) Unfortunately people around here have too much money to drive rice mobiles, but I'm sure I won't have trouble finding any around where I work :lol2:

if you have a walmart, sonic, or autozone, there will be ricers sooner or later :iceslolan

forgot to add:
im going to photoshop that citation and change a few of the things and add some, such as outrageous paintjobs, being primer in color, and fart trumpet exhaust(i read that term somewhere and made me giggle, i love it more than fart can now haha).

Here's MY version of it. It covers a bit more :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/flatlander757/Car%20Related/newricecitation.jpg

Here's MY version of it. It covers a bit more :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/flatlander757/Car%20Related/newricecitation.jpg

HEY now. My bimmer came from the factory with a single cylinder bank and dual exhaust. :shakehead lol

lol...

*starts writing*

heh, JK. it goes more for aftermarket exhausts i would guess. but bimmers are actually quick.

so does an s2000 and a tsx

you know.... I found some fitting examples while on my lunch break yesterday. I didn't touch their cars though for fear of getting shot, I mean hey, that's what you get when you work in NE portland.... :uhoh: lol

so does an s2000 and a tsx

the S2000 has a powerband so narrow its basically useless unless you buy it for handling and i honestly dont know much about the tsx.

the S2000 has a powerband so narrow its basically useless unless you buy it for handling and i honestly dont know much about the tsx.

erm... I beg to differ?

i honestly wouldn't mind owning one, but they have like.... zero torque.

look at this article: http://www.sportcompactcarweb.com/roadtests/0403scc_s2000/

and click on the dyno graph. it doesn't wake up til close to 6000rpm.

it has a 0-60mph of 6.4 sec. the 1/4 mile is a decent 14.4, about what my car does(or would do, i have 192k miles on mine lol). for 30k it's not worth it.


now... BACK ON TOPIC!

if i get a break while im at work tonight, i think ill head over to walmart and spot some rice to leave a citation :icon16:

i just ignore ricers
to me they are just like adolescent kids with adhd
you feed them if you give them attention
they are the same in my mind as any other ignorant person.

Or you could place these on a ricer's car.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/106878watermark.jpg

I think civracer95 did that.

LOL thats great! thanks!

Gotta love em! I plan on handing them out this school year!

i started putting these on cars my senior year. now i put them on cars in my college lot now. we need video clips of people's reactions :evillol:

I love it! I will have some of these with me from now on!!!

DoubleTap

Or you could place these on a ricer's car.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/106878watermark.jpg

I think civracer95 did that.




lol thats hilarious:rofl:

Hey does this apply to imports or any car cause ive seen our domestic friends with mustangs, camaroes, cavaliers, neons (non sartie) and even a freaking corvette. With enough rice to feed a third world country. I know everyone else has seen this before to.

And yes i need to give some of these out.

i got ya all beat....i work at a honda dealership.....id go through 30 of those a day....lol

What I don't get is why they pay so much money for those fart trumpet "mufflers". My muffler got riped off my Beretta by a pile of dried concrete (I thought it was a pile of rocks - not that that fully explains why I ran over it :-\). I was driving a few nights ago when a ricer pulled up next to me at a stoplight. I revved my engine once (with no muffler, my car sounds just like those ricers)... just to kindda make fun of him. He started revving his engine and edging forward like he wanted to race me (we were 4 or 5 cars back in line... I don't know where he thought we were going). He left his in first gear until about 30 MPH, slammed it into second (chirping the tires), and just about rear-ended the truck in front of him.

I kindda went off on a tangent there... anyway, those citations are hillarious.

Man I need some of those for my college. I have to park in the farthest corner just to make sure non of those morons run into my car while theyre trying to peel out with their subs going. :frown: