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A look back at sex ed


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Muscletang
05-17-2005, 08:25 AM
1. Cover Your Stump Before U Hump
2. Before U Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker
3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy
4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout
5. Don't Be A Loner, Cover Your Boner
6. You Cant Go Wrong, If U Shield Your Dong
7. If You're Not Goin To Sack It, Go Home And Whack It.
8. If U Think She's Spunky, Cover Your Monkey
9. If U Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize
10. It Will Be Sweeter If U Wrap Your Peter
11. She Wont Get Sick If U Wrap Your Dick
12. If U Go In To Heat, Package Your Meat
13. While Your Undressing Venus, Dress Up Your Penis
14. When U Take Off Her Pants And Blouse, Slip Up Your Trouser Mouse
15. Especially In December, Gift Wrap Your Member
16. Never,never Deck Her With An Unwrapped Pecker
17. Dont Be A Fool, Vulcanize Your Tool
18. The Right Selection Will Protect Your Erection
19. Wrap It In Foil Before Checking Her Oil
20. A Crank With Armor Will Never Harm Her
21. No Glove, No Love!

karmacae
05-17-2005, 10:09 AM
ha ha yha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha !!!@!

SeXy_AnGeL
05-17-2005, 10:11 AM
22. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!

drewh4386
05-17-2005, 10:20 AM
22. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!

ooooo....*doyoingyoingyoing*


haha!

95cord
05-17-2005, 11:23 AM
22. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!

:lol2:

crayzayjay
05-17-2005, 11:41 AM
22. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!
Sorry Muscletang but we have a winner :iceslolan

karmacae
05-17-2005, 11:43 AM
roflmao

-Josh-
05-17-2005, 12:54 PM
Sorry Muscletang but we have a winner :iceslolan

:iamwithst

Muscletang
05-17-2005, 01:09 PM
Sorry Muscletang but we have a winner :iceslolan

Yeah...I walked into a pretty 'sticky' situation.

Muscletang
05-17-2005, 01:10 PM
Yeah...I walked into a pretty 'sticky' situation.

Ok that remark was wrong in about 7 different ways so forget I said it.

pnoiSR20
05-17-2005, 01:35 PM
funny shit

Oz
05-17-2005, 07:16 PM
23. Do it with taste, cum on her face.
24. Don't be a dill. Get on the pill.

drewh4386
05-17-2005, 07:18 PM
23. Do it with taste, cum on her face.
24. Don't be a dill. Get on the pill.

thats Oz!

:rofl:

Oz
05-17-2005, 07:24 PM
25. You won't get to gloat if you miss the throat.

sidewayzS13
05-17-2005, 08:22 PM
25. You won't get to gloat if you miss the throat.


hhahah i like that one the best

mysatilac
05-17-2005, 08:31 PM
22. Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy!

Best yet,
Always good to get a girl's opinion

v10_viper
05-17-2005, 09:17 PM
Just remember, she can always suck if you dont wanna fuck.

Oz
05-17-2005, 09:18 PM
If your in luck. If not, I cost a buck.

publicenemy137
05-17-2005, 09:42 PM
HAHAHAHAH lol

-Davo
05-18-2005, 05:32 AM
...Right...


I didn't learn any of those in sex ed..I was too busy laughing.

ThatRoundHeadedKid
05-18-2005, 04:30 PM
:1: Oz and Kate. :lol:

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