ok well my school is not the place to go if you want to talk about cars. there are a few select people that even know how to work on a car, so this past week we got a new student "larry" now this guy is sort of a punk and kinda ghetto... well any how he has a a 95 civic that he thinks is the shit, but of course, huge body kit, double stack wing, gauges galore inside, Apillar turbo gauges, and NAWWS gauges... "custom" rims and no passanger seat for weight reduction(you know cuz they weigh like twenty pounds) so i asked him about his car. and this is basically how the convo went

me: so whats done to your civic?
him: well nothin really, AEM cold air intake, exhaust, lowered suspension, and supposedly he swapped a turbo B16...( but its not, its the stock D16) then he goes on to say that
and its got NAWS traps, now i dont know what the hell those are but i guess its just super tiny bottles on nitrous that he can shoot every now and then, and its got two chips in it, one in the engine and one "under the transmission"???

me: so how much horse are you pushin?
him:well it should be some where around 200...(after that my jaw hit the floor). and it runs like mid 13's...
now by this time im stunned at what this guy is sayin, so i asked him to pop the hood, so he did. hes got a nuespeed strut, intake like he said, and no turbo... just exhaust and i asked him where it was and all he said was that its "hidden" so now im just playin along with his load of crap and i asked him if he wanted to race. and he said sure why not

so on the way to practice afterschool we get up along side eachother(and im driving my 1985 bmw 325E which would run like a 17 second 1/4) so i drop down into second at about 30, and so does he, i honk us down and we both take off and from the start he was no where to be seen, i hit third and then fourth and shut down around 80ish.. and he was car lengths behind. so we get to practice and i ask him what happened to the thirteen second times he should be running. and all he said was
him:" i was a little scared to gun it all the way..."
me: are you kidding me?
him: well im not done modding it yet, i wanna twin turbo it and get the dual cold air intake.
me: so you're gonna twin turbo a 4 cylinder?
him: o ya
me: so they put out enough exhuast to push a twin turbos?
him: ya i think so
me: and how much horse are you gonna be puttin down then?
him: o id say like 275, 300
me: "laughing histerically"
(and now the whole baseball team is standing around laughing their asses off because this kid has no clue what the hell he is talkin about and they cant get enough of it)
me: so ya it was a good race man, maybe we should do it again...
him: no i dunno man your bimmer is pretty quick... i dont know if i can hang
me: ya dude, but its stock...

and then practice started and that was the end of that and now he wont even talk to me at school. its great
so i gues the moral of the story is, DONT BE A DAMN RICER and you wont get embarassed...

Awesome. Another ricer thread. Staring a honda civic. Aren't they all?

i have no problem with honda, infact i prefer that them to most other cars... im not tryin to start a domestic-vs-import war or anything...

I really dont mind them eather...I might get one but because its cheap, and ill have a decent runing car for once until I get a better one

It's cool..I'm just saying we've all heard 'this' story before. Ya know?

:1: I hear atleast one "Ricer Civic" story a week, if not 5.

But that was a very good first story here. I wouldn't doubt if it happened, but really, being the Honda Civic owner I am, I would hope some body would have another story to tell without the "RICER" being a civic, nonetheless a Honda.

Other than that. Welcome to AF. Good kill, great story, yada yada yada :biggrin:.

:1: I hear atleast one "Ricer Civic" story a week, if not 5.

But that was a very good first story here. I wouldn't doubt if it happened, but really, being the Honda Civic owner I am, I would hope some body would have another story to tell without the "RICER" being a civic, nonetheless a Honda.

Other than that. Welcome to AF. Good kill, great story, yada yada yada :biggrin:.



Stop yer bitchin... you know yer a ricer too... j00 got da A1+ezz@s on y00 Civ1!

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Stop yer bitchin... you know yer a ricer too... j00 got da A1+ezz@s on y00 Civ1!

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:lol2: you guys sure are hilarious :grinno:


Good race, i really detest guys like that :disappoin

At first i thought someone was making a thread about civ's car when i read the thread title...

yeah i think you forgot to mention if he has altezza lights or not. hmmmm if he doesn't, atleast hes a modern ricer, if he does,then hes a ricer from the last decade when those things are the shit or is shit ( which ever way you want to put it).

At first i thought someone was making a thread about civ's car when i read the thread title...

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nice kill, and nice humilation!

uhm, when did you race him?

i raced him after school on the way to baseball practice... our feild is a few miles away from school

Did this guy have stickers all over his car too? If he does, In the middle of his BS about his engine, I wouldve interuppted and said, "do those stickers give you an added 10 Hp?!" Good job putting him in his place. :grinyes:

I love how ricers always tell you they have what they wish they had in their car and it winds up to be more or less stock.

Theres a kid I know at work who has a "Vortec stage 4 turbo kit" in his old ass box volvo

nice kill man. Thats a good way to say hi to the new kid