ricer chick

so i'm at work and this new chick leans over next to me and looks at my car mag. so i said "you like cars?" and she says yes. so i handed her my dupont registry. she then here's me telling this guy about a turbo beetle running a 15.2 and she says.

her: you know so much about cars, how fast does a 96 talon go in the quarter mile

me: stock?
her: yea, nothing done to it
me:low 15's high 14's
her: 13.8
me: what?
her: 13.8 and i have proof
me: show me the proof the driver and the car, hell just let me talk to the owner who drove the car
her: i swear me and my two friends where at the track and she ran a 13.8 in it
me: then it wasnt stock!
her: yes it was!
me: even if you were below sea level you couldnt run that
her: whatever you dont know about imports
me: i have a 3000gt vr4
her: i said a import
me: :shakehead mitsubishi 3000gt is a import
her: you know what i mean, a real import!
me: i quit

i tried to talk some sense into her, but she seems not to want to listen.
what do i do people, let her be rice, or try to educate her?

Maybe it was a TSI AWD? But she said she had proof. So ask her for it then. If it's a timeslip, look it over, maybe it's the 1/8 :lol:. I dunno. But, if she has proof, ask her to provide it. Otherwise, educate the hell out of her, make her look stupid, and then say "It's alright, your just ignorant." J/K. But atleast show her the light. Maybe you can make a convert out of her. A true tuner chick, ya know? L8...

Ask her what her definition of a real import is? cause if a 3000GT isnt an import, than an Eagle Talon definately isnt...and wasn't Eagle owned by Chrysler?

id suggest that you just impress her rather than make a fool out ofher, cause ur gonna have to deal with her every day at work.

lol some people just dont get it,

call her names and throw stuff at her

I think she was probably offended, and just made that stupid remark. Honestly I don't even bother correcting uneducated (in cars) girls. No offense, but they will never believe you, and it just makes for a drawn out arguement.

call her names and throw stuff at her

lol jayson, haha... but youngvr4 u should do what mason_RsX said, u dont want her 2 be on ur ass everyday at work, try talkin some sense into her and if it doesnt work do what jayson said :chair:

well the thing is, when i asked for her proof she started bluffing as if she didnt really have the proof.

the more she felt stupid the more excuses she started trying to make, like. it was my friends brothers car and he let us take it to the track and race it.
she even said at one point, "maybe it was a supra" so then when i tell her that that makes more sense, she again says "no it was a talon, i'm positive"

i think i'll slowly try to educate her, and turn her from rice to enthusiast. or i'll tel her to come to af :)

call her names and throw stuff at her


I like that, and if that doesn't work, kill her and eat her.

Maybe it was a TSI AWD? But she said she had proof. So ask her for it then. If it's a timeslip, look it over, maybe it's the 1/8 :lol:. I dunno. But, if she has proof, ask her to provide it. Otherwise, educate the hell out of her, make her look stupid, and then say "It's alright, your just ignorant." J/K. But atleast show her the light. Maybe you can make a convert out of her. A true tuner chick, ya know? L8...


I coulda sworn I said all that. But noooo!! Listen to Mason :p . Nobody pays attention to Civ any more. Huggin jerks...


















:icon16: L8...

Donkey punch her, then she'll come around.

just say "wow", then smile and nod politely.

Donkey punch her, then she'll come around.


:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :icon16: :icon16: :icon16: haha that's terrible.

If she's hot, take her out and never talk about cars with her again. :P

Is she hot?

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I like that, and if that doesn't work, kill her and eat her.

:lol2: :screwy: :disappoin

some girls really are clueless when i come toc cars... last year in physics some people were taking about fast cars..and this guy said "i have a 98 firebird"....and the chick says "thats not a race car it doesn't say si on the side of it."

some girls really are clueless when i come toc cars... last year in physics some people were taking about fast cars..and this guy said "i have a 98 firebird"....and the chick says "thats not a race car it doesn't say si on the side of it."

yeah so. . .havent you ever watched nascar or NHRA racing? They all have Si on the side of the cars, Si adds 30 HP and a .93g skid pad.

dude, you better poke her with your talon, fuck that drag racing shit.

she is not hot, i repeat NOT HOT.

if she was, i would have agreed with her and taken her out on a date............and mate

Im agreeing with Jay on this...just throw stuff at her. I ran into a chick the other day, pretty hot, driving a early 90s Accord with a fart can and Vtec badge, and another badge that said Vtec tunning. She also had altezzas, and a black painted hood. It made her un-hot.

3000GTs where assembled in Nagoya, Japan. DSMs in Normal, Illinois. so who's the import now?

I knew she wassnt hot already, you would of taken a tottaly different approach if she was.

Seriously dude, just avoid her. If you keep talking to her she will end up making you dizzy. I'm with Mason on this one.

I wonder why Civracer hassnt replied to this thread? He usually has some smart ass comment to make about stuff like this! oh well :rolleyes:

3000GTs where assembled in Nagoya, Japan. DSMs in Normal, Illinois. so who's the import now?

I knew she wassnt hot already, you would of taken a tottaly different approach if she was.

Seriously dude, just avoid her. If you keep talking to her she will end up making you dizzy. I'm with Mason on this one.

I wonder why Civracer hassnt replied to this thread? He usually has some smart ass comment to make about stuff like this! oh well :rolleyes:

See Page 1; post 2 and 10 :) smartass...

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=399577&page=1&pp=15

Seriously! where the hell is Civ? :confused: :confused: He should be here by now. poor guy must be slipping, thats what VTEC will do to ya.

hahahah...I think he needs to change that sig to the little boy saying "musashi, i'm over here"

Seriously! where the hell is Civ? :confused: :confused: He should be here by now. poor guy must be slipping, thats what VTEC will do to ya.

My Vtec> Your 3KGT :devil:

My Vtec> Your 3KGT :devil:


ohhhhh Thems fightin' words...not for me obviously

But id still suggest, even tho shes not hot, that you be civil in showing her errors...

mabe she heard some of her really hot girl racer friends talking she heard it wrong...Then if you impress her, shell speak highly of you to these friends, who will want to race you for...well ill let you figure that out

or mabe she will speak highly to just some friends who might want a ride in the 3kGT...either way being nice about this can't hurt

My Vtec> Your 3KGT :devil:

Thats not what your dad told me! :p

^ Burn!!!!!! :owned:

good idea mason, thats how i was gonna go about things

Thats not what your dad told me! :p

But that's what your wifey told me :biggrin:

she is not hot, i repeat NOT HOT.

if she was, i would have agreed with her and taken her out on a date............and mate

isnt that what paper bags are for?

well what do i cover her stomach with?

Bring in a whole bunch of spray paint in all kinds of assorted colors. For whatever shirt color she is wearing for the day, spray paint her stomach that color. Should work like a charm (I hope...). L8...

well what do i cover her stomach with?

oh man, you didnt even try to sugar coat it!
thats too mych detail!