dealership promoting street racing lol


illegal_eagle187
04-20-2005, 06:39 PM
http://ilovecheapcars.com/vehicle-detail.asp?item=976&PageID=12

:nono: lol

RedLightning
04-20-2005, 07:47 PM
Thats gnarly dude!! Totally tubular!!

Mister_Sinister
04-20-2005, 07:52 PM
First off, I wouldn't buy from a place with words "cheap" and "cars" in it's name. Second, any dealership/site that uses the word "gnarlly" to describe a car will never, EVER touch any of my money.

CassiesMan
04-20-2005, 08:00 PM
Touch...shit I wopuldnt even let them know I had money.

illegal_eagle187
04-20-2005, 08:01 PM
yeah its pretty funny, but they really are a good dealership, i know plenty of people who have bought vehicles from there, and no problem, plus they're easy to talk down...

ac427cpe
04-20-2005, 08:07 PM
Bodacious.

-The Stig-
04-20-2005, 08:08 PM
Cause they're totally baked... like.. wow man...racers... dude...

SiGNAL748
04-20-2005, 08:30 PM
I love how every Honda out there has somehow become a VTEC, even when they never came with it. I would never buy a car from someone who describes it as "gnarly".

CivRacer95
04-20-2005, 09:43 PM
VTEC...that's hot...

Andydg
04-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Every dealership I've been to in the last couple months assumes I street race and tells me whatever car I'm looking at is the best for street racing.

drftk1d
04-20-2005, 11:17 PM
Every dealership I've been to in the last couple months assumes I street race and tells me whatever car I'm looking at is the best for street racing.
Astoundingly Reglarted!

dampachi
04-21-2005, 12:28 AM
Every dealership I've been to in the last couple months assumes I street race and tells me whatever car I'm looking at is the best for street racing.


haha..that's great.

CassiesMan
04-21-2005, 12:42 AM
Every dealership I've been to in the last couple months assumes I street race and tells me whatever car I'm looking at is the best for street racing.

I get the same thing alot. Mine seems a bit more subtle. I was looking at an Evo over Xmas break, and the dealer told me it was pretty quick off the line, great for little red light sprints.

mason_RsX
04-21-2005, 08:29 AM
That car is killer dude, totally radical...cause were all surfers dude

And every newspaper add I see shows off a car with a DOHC like average Joe knows what that means...look its the Pontiac Pursuit with a 1.6L DOHC, wow its got a Doke engine! cool! and every Honda add has their "F1 racing Inspired V-tec" again like average Joe has any idea what V-tec does...Im gonna make a car with W-Tec and fool all the morons who think its the next generation V-Tec, the ricers will buy in droves...

illegal_eagle187
04-21-2005, 08:35 AM
Wtec lol good one

Ridenour
04-21-2005, 08:38 AM
LoL what the hell...

Musashi3000GT
04-21-2005, 09:59 AM
"Now here's a gnarly prelude for you street racers!!! "

yeah, all 120hp of bad ass street racing power!

I get that shit all the time. when I was looking for a daily for my wife I had my best friend tag along a few times. wether we where in my 3000 or his STI, everytime we pulled up to a dealer they where like " oh, look this car is fast man, it'll run flat out with what you got there"
no fucking kidding, they showed us an Eclipse GS, a sentra 1.8, a V6 Mustang, a 4cyl Mercury Cougar, and a two door Neon!
I actully told the guy that if the V6 Mustang could beat the STI I would buy three cars cash on the spot, we even gave him a two car lead. he didnt go for it!

also next time you guys want a good laugh go to a Honda dealer and ask any sales man to explain how VTEC works.
so far here are the last three explanations Ive been given.
"Its just like a turbo except its inside the engine"

" when the motor gets really hot, the valves have a special liquid that cools them so you can keep racing and never overheat"

" the car holds back power to give you fuel economy but when the VTEC kicks in, the motor doubles its power to give you a good boost"

I'm gonna try and get a sales man to explain it again and get it on film next time.

drftk1d
04-21-2005, 10:31 AM
the 3rd description is kinda sorta alittle bit close. but still off.

Polygon
04-21-2005, 02:09 PM
Why the hell would anyone pay $6,000 for a 91 Prelude?

tr0ike
04-21-2005, 05:46 PM
Those are nice cars ... one friend of mine just blew one up, but another has one with 4WS

But

Why the hell would anyone pay $6,000 for a 91 Prelude?

Seriously ... its only worth about HALF that :eek7:

dampachi
04-21-2005, 09:07 PM
"Now here's a gnarly prelude for you street racers!!! "

yeah, all 120hp of bad ass street racing power!

I get that shit all the time. when I was looking for a daily for my wife I had my best friend tag along a few times. wether we where in my 3000 or his STI, everytime we pulled up to a dealer they where like " oh, look this car is fast man, it'll run flat out with what you got there"
no fucking kidding, they showed us an Eclipse GS, a sentra 1.8, a V6 Mustang, a 4cyl Mercury Cougar, and a two door Neon!
I actully told the guy that if the V6 Mustang could beat the STI I would buy three cars cash on the spot, we even gave him a two car lead. he didnt go for it!

also next time you guys want a good laugh go to a Honda dealer and ask any sales man to explain how VTEC works.
so far here are the last three explanations Ive been given.
"Its just like a turbo except its inside the engine"

" when the motor gets really hot, the valves have a special liquid that cools them so you can keep racing and never overheat"

" the car holds back power to give you fuel economy but when the VTEC kicks in, the motor doubles its power to give you a good boost"

I'm gonna try and get a sales man to explain it again and get it on film next time.

hahahah thats fucking great.

CivRacer95
04-22-2005, 12:36 AM
Why the hell would anyone pay $6,000 for a 91 Prelude?

Oh dear gawd! You completely missed it haven't you? IT'S GOT VTEC. V.T.E.C. VTEC! Geez Poly. I figured you of all people should have gotten that. Cause without the VTEC option, the price would fall dramatically.
















J/K. I don't even think my 95 is worth that much. Not even half that much for their asking price. Really I would go to that dealership and say I got a Civic with VTEC stickers that could be that Lude. And it's not VTEC. Then I'd race for pink slips. Win the car, take it to Squaw Peak, and drive it off the side of the mountain.

mason_RsX
04-22-2005, 08:24 AM
Id give it a good kick in the bumper and watch the entire car just break into peices...screw actually having to drive it

clawhammer
04-24-2005, 02:49 PM
Another funny car ad:

http://www.auto-rv.com/default.asp?area=browsedetail&adname=69-59607

100 hp :lol: still looks fast and furiuos though.

Ridenour
04-24-2005, 08:44 PM
^ ^ WHat The ShIT!?!?! LMAO! :) Oh jeez... lol whats up with that.

CassiesMan
04-24-2005, 08:57 PM
Red sent me an Autotrader add for a stock 240SX auto, earlier model that was described as "Bad ass stereo, boom box, fast and furious.

CivRacer95
04-24-2005, 11:00 PM
Go to these listings. Fast and Furious is in each title description:

http://motors.search.ebay.com/Fast-Furious_Passenger-Vehicles_W0QQsacatZ6001

dampachi
04-24-2005, 11:05 PM
fast and the furious model...wtf...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6214&item=4544303665&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

but! I do give him credit on one thing. That is the most clever way I have ever seen to pass off unpainted parts. Haha.

Whumbachumba
04-24-2005, 11:52 PM
Get more results when you turn on the search in desc option. http://motors.search-desc.ebay.com/Fast-Furious_Passenger-Vehicles_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10QQsaca tZ6001QQcatrefZC6QQftsZ2QQsargnZ-1QQsaslcZ2QQsadisZ200QQfposZQ5AIPQ2FPostalQQftrtZ1 QQftrvZ1QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQcoactionZcompareQQcopage numZ1QQcoentrypageZsearch

drftk1d
04-25-2005, 06:38 PM
Get more results when you turn on the search in desc option. http://motors.search-desc.ebay.com/Fast-Furious_Passenger-Vehicles_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQfromZR10QQsaca tZ6001QQcatrefZC6QQftsZ2QQsargnZ-1QQsaslcZ2QQsadisZ200QQfposZQ5AIPQ2FPostalQQftrtZ1 QQftrvZ1QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1QQcoactionZcompareQQcopage numZ1QQcoentrypageZsearch

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6444&item=4545007226&rd=1

why is that in the search????

clawhammer
04-25-2005, 07:51 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6444&item=4545007226&rd=1

why is that in the search????
They just added the following text in white:

"

si gsr, integra, lexus, acura,E R st, furious,R fast and furious, dohc, vtec wrx, supra, turbo, nos, gts

"

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