I had too much time on my hands.

http://tinypic.com/2k3gq8

You need to give us some specs and put some better wheels on it.

Those are actually stock wheels that I found on the origional image. But, if you want specs, then how about 0-60 in under 5 seconds?
Or mabey a top speed of over 150?
Or a quarter mile in the mid-13's?
415 HP?
6.1L Hemi V8

These specs are mostly from the Grand Cherokee SRT8, since this is NOT a real car, I am just making estimates as to what the specs would be.

Only 150 mph top speed? :lol2:

Only 150 mph top speed? :lol2:
Come on, it's a mommymobile...you don't want her to scare to death, right? :cwm27:

I think that van is hot

I think that van is hot
Looks like you got your first order porsche guy. :cwm27:

Does it come with a warranty?

the wing may be a little much, but it's still hot and funny as hell

Does it come with a warranty?

Of course. 5 years or 100 Soccer games. Whichever comes first.

Of course. 5 years or 100 Soccer games. Whichever comes first.
I bet the 100 Soccer games with come first...(>20 Games per year...) :lol:
This is the funniest...

Not if she has eight kids.

Oohh yeah, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

I think that pic is the most extreme fantasy!!! LOL

Not if she has eight kids.

Oohh yeah, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
If she got 8 kids, then it will be even faster to reach 100 soccer games...

On a serious thought here, with the Caravan's AWD that fucker would hit 60 pretty quick, I'll bet Corvette territory. I highly doubt that Dodge would ever want to build a van faster than their SRT4. Chop the roofline a little bit, dual exhaust and some fierce lookin front end, fuck I'd but it if I ever came up with that much money. Fast Minivans equal the ULTIMATE sleeper. Sometimes I wouldn't mind having a 400 hp minivan.

three words.....

Renault Espace F1

i have been in a minivan going over 100mph(don't ask why) and it felt like i way floting. maybe i could my own wing like that to keep me on the ground.LOL
good stuff.
with that style mini vans might be the next "ricer" trend

You need to give us some specs and put some better wheels on it.

i agree

Ah yes slideways, I was thinking the same thing! 800 horsepower minivan, 0-60 in 2.5 seconds for lords sake...

get rid of the wing pleeze then maybe

I know this is the joke thread, and some of the threads on the first page are from years ago. But in the future, please check the dates so as not to bring back old threads. No big deal in this section, but in others it gets annoying. Thanks.