The Mechanic vs The Surgeon
A mechanic was removing cylinder heads from a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon in his shop who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor, please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively. "So doctor, look at this, I also open hearts, take valves out, grind'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?" The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic "Try to do it when the engine is running." :smokin:

haha, I like it.

The doctor is really smart, he deserves to get his job.

The doctor is really smart, he deserves to get his job.

What? I don't think that comment made any sense at all.

I doubt that is what he meant to say

Good joke! :thumbsup:

Nice

What? I don't think that comment made any sense at all.
He thinks fast, so he can be a doctor...

Pots is right in alot of cases the patients put on a heart/lung bypass machine and the heart is stopped while its being filletted! :eek7:

classic..

You mess up a valve job through total neglect on a car and it will not make the news, you mess up a heart valve job through total neglect and you make the news....hmmmm now why would that be ??