Just cause you had that thing with my mom does not mean I am going to call you daddy.

yeah dude that was a wild ride...jk

or you could not be a girl and take the soco straight up
I know , I know. I have my boobies on lay away cause I am a little girl but it just taste better with lime.

Ok I am prob stupid but what is soco?

Southern Comfort.

oh duh. John do you have gmail? and i thought its past your bed time? lol

I like straight shots of 151

you sir, are a masochist

I love how I have made it into the majority or the camaro forums sigs(very nice Gold BTW) and you wonder why my list of people that suck is so big.

oi lt1, haha talkin aussuie aagin[ what can a gy do to get on tha t shit list of yours clkiy


:disappoin

Sorry

Its ok I took a couple semester's in college of introduction to drunken stooper 101. I can translate for the rest of the forum if you like.

no need, im in 200 level college drunk classes. im fluent in "wasted"

leprechauns tell me to burn things...

Are you sure it wasn't a Elf?.
He has been a bad influence in the past

to tell you the truth he did kindof look like that cookie making elf.. i just assumed he was a leprechaun because he was wearing green.... good catch..

leprechauns tell me to burn things...
Wasn't that in a movie?

EDIT: I remember now, it was the Simpsons video game.

to tell you the truth he did kindof look like that cookie making elf.. i just assumed he was a leprechaun because he was wearing green.... good catch..
if kc was irish he would be a leprechaun but since hes not hes just a cookie making elf....

yup.. ralph wiggum quote from The Simpsons.. he is probably the funniest character on that show.. IMO

Ahhh, yes that was it, crazy-ass Ralph Wiggum. That boy really has problems... :lol:

"it tastes like...burning"

i like when he plays "waggle puppy".. lol.. WTF..

all hard alcohol was made to be taken strait, unless your drink of choice happens to be sky vodka, or fuzzy navels. Wanna kick your own ass, get a four horseman, one shot of each, jack, jim, jose, and the captain, all in a bourbon glass. Goes over great on 21st birthdays, but ill take my strait vodka thank you.

No rum thank you, i have had a 3 Wisemen which is all those minus the Captain. However, 15 shots of Captain Morgan Private Stock almost killed me one night, so that's a big negative on the rum, and i mean any rum, can't even smell it without vomiting. Last night though, it was Jager bombs, for those that dont know, it's Jagermeister and Redbull.

ha.. vodka is for women, so is yag and captain morgan.. anyone ever had a dead rabbit? prarie fires are my shot of choice (can substitute tequilla for 151)


I just watched Napoleon Dynamite.. man, that guy reminds me so much of.. well.. me?!

I've come to the conclusion that i can't handle hard alcohol all to well. I think maybe i should just stick to beer, i can last all night drinking strictly beer. Good ole Killians has never let me down.

ive never had american beer but i hear it tastes like water

Depends on what you get

I prefer battery acid and paint thinner.

i drink drain-o.. clears me right out..

draaaaaaaaaainnn OOOOOOOOOO

or the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles.. "they clean the bowl, so you dont have to"

I love how I have made it into the majority or the camaro forums sigs(very nice Gold BTW) and you wonder why my list of people that suck is so big.
I have been trying to get on your list for ever. Its about time.

damnit! does this mean i have to edit the list for like the 50th time!?!

kieft is a whore

no.. im a SLUT.. i quit charging..

your loss, i'm still charging..... how do you think i bought my pimp mobile?

you robbed a bank? just my guess.. its probably what im gonna do.. but if i rob the bank im gonna get an enzo, so i can win some races in ohio..

you wont win any races in ohio..... enzo or not..... btw if u need help with the bank job give me a ring.... i have a little experience......

i knew it.. i actually will just settle for the Trans Am that i have been fantasizing about for months now.. i just gotta scrounge up enough to buy a helmet.. lol and we're definately racing.. i'll kick your ass.. lol

lol ok HELMET BOY.... wont your mother let you out of the house without your head gear? *does the one handed retard slap on chest........ deeeeerrrrrrr*

i have a walking helmet that i used to wear to the bus stop.. will that work? lol

if its dot rated sure.... did u already put cool sickers on it? because i have some cute lil bunny stickers.... and some letters.... we could make it all neat lookin.....

it has a Seasame Street sticker.. but i think i need more.. maybe Blues Clues or something.. i dunno, i seen you had an awesome Spiderman sticker.. maybe we can trade.. lol

oh! oh! oh! i just found a sponge bob and bob the builder sticker! and i have some cool glue & glitter... we can make it all shiney..... i wish i had a helmet... :(

you better get one if we go to ohio.. i think if you run less than 14 you have to have a helmet.. maybe we can get you a cool bike helmet with like stripes n what not..

oh we can take my sticker letters and spell out marcus on the front of the helmets.... then we can be twins......!!!

lol.. like we already arent.. jeez..

lol im gonna put stickers on my shin guards too.... have you seen any keebler elf stickers around?

Do you mean stickers on your knee pads?

jesus christ you guys are post whores.

nu uh, shin guards aka keebler elf ankle biter guards..... your just jealous korn.... your a wanna be whore...

no.. shin guards.. so KC cant bite him.. and if you send in your proof of purchase on the ELF cookies.. you get a Keebler sticker free..

BANTER THREAD.. its what its here for.. lol

YES!!! maybe KC can hook me up too....

i bet he could.. after all, he offered john some cookies when they hung out and tapped kc's rear end...

i wonder if he got his flapping rear end fixed.....

we may never know...

this not sleeping at night thing is getting kinda rough....... 1 night a week is ok but this is like my 3rd night without sleep.....

Well now you know how i feel. I work at night at cant sleep very good in the day time. It does get old I feel for ya

yeah.. not getting sleep sucks..

what the hell is that??
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/KaotiKKid5/kylebeast.jpg

where did u get my body pic from?!