I drove around town with a stark erection...then gave your mom a yeast infection..........shit off track a little bit LOL

Anyways i drove downtown a few hours ago lookin for some trouble like usual..i was drivin kinda casual obeying the speed limit which was a safe and reasonable 25 miles per hour.....I drive by the new thing in town(Quiznos...yummmmmmm) and grab myself a large Meatball sub(toasted of course) after waiting in line for nearly 30 minutes i saw a few of my homies from school all chillin in the parking lot.....there was a 96 Teggy GS,a 92 Mazda protege, a 97 Gram Am and my friend Kieths 93' Green Mustang LX with the stock 2.4L?? I-4....He has absolutly nothing done to it except a 50$ straight pipe from Autozone that makes his car sound like crap.....I walked out with my mighty good sub still wrapped up and went over to say hi n shit....Kieth as usual was pretty much stoned beyond recognition and was saying all sorts of crap on how his Mustang can beat mine which pissed me off......I dared him to race me on our own "private" strip near my house so i can show him the power of my Fuel injected 3.8L V-6 Vs.His stone age 2.4l I-4....I shoved the sub down my throat and the whole crew and i drove to our "private" strip"


We lined up and revved the shit outta our engines....Eveyrone was covering thier ears and eyes because his car sounds liek crap and it fills the air with black shit everytime he revs up... Jessie the owner of the 96' Integra counted down for us and we both floored it...I immediatly got the jump and gained about 2-3 Car Lengths before i had to stop or else i would of drove right into a main road......Kieth again made an excuse for his lose and whipped out a $10 bill and dared me to race him again....We lined up again this time i gave him a 10 foot start....Sara the owner of the Grand Am counted downt this time because Jessie was practically having trouble breathing because of all the soot the Mustang was spewing out...He gunned it first and i eventually pulled him in finsihing him off by 1 1/2 car lengths....He reluctantly forked over the 10 dollar bill and i left the strip because i had to leave for work....


Pat notes:

Killed a Mustang 4-cyl(about the only thing i can beat)
Earned an easy and well fought for $10

sounds like fun, gj man, oh and

DONT DO DRUGS!

I drove around town with a stark erection...then gave your mom a yeast infection..........shit off track a little bit LOL


If I wanted to read about stiff wood I'll go read a book about Lumber.

:disappoin

You earned $10 for a race......hmmm...the start of a career maybe..?

Anyway, people need to KNOW there sh*t.. My 95 tbird is a late 15's car, even with the shift kit in it.. I aint gonna get next to no camaro ls1 or some "obvious it will kill me" kind of car.

Then again...i'f i'm pissed, i'll nuetral drop from 5K (only happened once and i swear it felt like a 12 second car)... I'm not gonna have this bird to long....ME WANTS an LS1 or an SRT4 :-)

I've read more exciting stories about filling out income tax forms.

You make me want to hit preachers

Be glad he didn't have one of them 83-86 Turbo 2.4's, he may have left you wide eyed and ten bux short! But he didn't and you got gas and Quisno's money from it.

geez, some of you guys are mean, chill the crap out!

*pats detroitmuscle on the back*

man, as long as you enjoy your car and are happy, thats all that matters.

geez, some of you guys are mean, chill the crap out!

*pats detroitmuscle on the back*

man, as long as you enjoy your car and are happy, thats all that matters.


Someone wanna give this guy an idea why detroit aka burntrice, isn't respected and bears the title forum idiot? Cause i dont feel like taking the time to explain.

oh, its burtice?

eh, either way, no need to be a dick :/
didnt he apologise?

OMG I love his stories.

then gave your mom a yeast infection

Next time wrap it up and keep it safe. late...

Wow you beat the 4 cyl mustang? Im suprised, they own most v6 stangs'! Whatever man, if racing 18+ second cars is fun to you and worth 10 bucks, keep doing your thing...

Wow you beat the 4 cyl mustang? Im suprised, they own most v6 stangs'! Whatever man, if racing 18+ second cars is fun to you and worth 10 bucks, keep doing your thing...
that made me laugh more then the story. LOL.

Maybe one day.... you can be as cool as these people...

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/33812group.jpg

whatever, redneck. no one will ever be as cool as them! not even you!

Maybe... just maybe.

I wanna bone Michelle Rodriguiz....

wait, did burntrice pm a mod to post such a cool race?

I myself was wondering that, but i figured he did since he posted it. Michelle Rodriguez could be my slave...