An attempt at Humour from me!

Spec2 Girl

03-05-2002, 02:51 PM

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm
to his ear.

When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toiletpaper hanging from his ass.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

“I'm getting a Fax," he explains

:hehehe: :D

darkness

03-05-2002, 03:41 PM

I think 'attempt' is the right word........:p

hehe just kidding, it was funny.:D

SkylinesKillAll

03-05-2002, 03:44 PM

not bad. made me laugh :D

Rich

03-05-2002, 04:03 PM

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toiletpaper hanging from his ass.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

“I'm getting a Fax," he explains

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :D :D

Good one, FTO :)

ragt20

03-05-2002, 05:23 PM

not to bad at all :lol2: :hehehe:

YogsVR4

03-05-2002, 05:45 PM

Welcome to the club :D

Spec2 Girl

03-05-2002, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Welcome to the club :D Woohoo I made it in the club! (btw which club is that??!!?? :hehehe: :p )

primera man

03-06-2002, 03:06 AM

Dont give up your day job :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

j/k....good one !!!

RazorGTR

03-06-2002, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Woohoo I made it in the club! (btw which club is that??!!?? :hehehe: :p )

You have far too much time on your hands :p :D :smoker2:

Spec2 Girl

03-06-2002, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by primera man
Dont give up your day job :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Awwww, but I want to give up my day job! :(

primera man

03-06-2002, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Awwww, but I want to give up my day job! :(
Why ???....i'd love to have your job posting on AF, Monday-Friday...9-5pm
:finger: :finger: :finger:

j/k :D

Spec2 Girl

03-06-2002, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by primera man

Why ???....i'd love to have your job posting on AF, Monday-Friday...9-5pm
:finger: :finger: :finger:
Yeah, you think it’d be fun wouldn’t you (and it is for a while), but believe me having no work to do can really start getting to you! :(

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