Let's geedum, guys...

longlivetheZ

11-19-2004, 03:19 PM

Alright...it's time to let a true moron feel the wrath...

I was bored yesterday and decided to go to some AOL message board about cars. Some dude was dissing foreign cars and I took up for them. Then some OTHER dude sent me an e-mail...this is it:

HEY F@GG0T. STFU. TOYOTA, HONDA and NISSAN are all RUNNING JUNKYARDS from the moment they left the assembly line. Who wants a plastic hoopthie that allows them to feel every crack, bump, uneven surface and pothole in the road huh???. PUT THEM ALL UP YOUR @$$.

Ok, guys...if everyone on here would just take 5 seconds and send him an e-mail letting him know what a moron he is, it'd be cool. I just think it'd be cool if he sends me that e-mail, then gets 30 e-mails back from all different people...that would rock.

I still don't know what a "hoopthie" is... :eek7:

DeleriousZ

11-19-2004, 04:00 PM

e-mail sent

k3smostwanted

11-19-2004, 05:13 PM

e-mail sent!!!

BlackBettyZ

11-19-2004, 05:17 PM

e-mail sent hahaha

Zgringo

11-19-2004, 09:49 PM

Don't mean to be different but sent 2, and I cut, wide long and often. I'm sure he's somewhat retarded, if not totally brain dead. Besides I have a 1956 Ford truck and I resent some asshole using that for his logo and putting attention on me and my truck.

In considering our fellow man, one should consider the size of the problem is only as large as the asshole who created it.

This is a copy of one of my email to the asshole.

Just read your eMail to a friend of mine with a Nissan 300Z and find your coments somewhat amusing. As the owner of a 1956 Ford truck, with a 460 Super Cobra Jet thats been bored and stroked to 705 cu.in with dual Domanators on a Wyand tunnel ram and a C6 automatic with 4,500 stall torque convertor that turns the 1/4 in the low 9's, I figure your truck is only a figment of your imagination, and not as bad as you think it is.
Also as a Pro Import drag racer I have a Nissan 300ZX Z32 Pro import car that has $100,000 posted for any street legal American car that can beat it. It's been there for 2 years and no takers. Now if you really think you have a bad truck I'll make you a offer, you name the amount of money you feel you can afford to post and name which one of mine you think you stand the best chance of beating and lets have a go at it. Winner take all. I might add at this point, it would be in your best interest to choose the truck as the "junkyard Nissan" I have runs in the 6's. I also have a "street junkyard Nissan" that runs in the 10's, but that wouldn't be any competition for your Big Bad Ford truck.
Now it's time for you to let your alligator mouth over load your canary ass.

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BlackBettyZ

11-20-2004, 05:26 PM

hahah he replied to my email You fool FOund on Road Dead=Ford, the only thing that comes off the assembly
line then to the scrapyard is a ford, imports outlast any american crap
HEY FUCK YOU SCUMBAG. MY FORD IS A 1956 FORD F100. IT LASTED 48 YEARS SO NOW WHAT BITCH? FORD LAST MADE A GOOD VEHICLE IN 1969 THEN THE FOUND ON ROAD DEAD OR FIX OR REPAIR DAILY SLOGAN EMERGED IN THE 1970'S. THAT SLOGAN DIDNT EXIST IN THE 1950'S WHEN EVERYTHING WAS HIGH QUALITY. A CADILLAC IS ALSO BETTER THAN ANY PLASTIC IMPORT TOO.

Hodo

11-20-2004, 05:30 PM

I hate ignorant kids like that, I wont even bother with a email. No point. They are like Klan members once they have something drilled into their heads it takes a act of god/goddess to get them to change it, and even then its still a miracle.

k3smostwanted

11-20-2004, 05:32 PM

no fair....he didnt email me back yet. i want to have some fun in a good ole domestic vs. import debate. :lol:

Retard324

11-20-2004, 06:20 PM

he emailed me back an told me he hit 110 IN HIS BAD 1956 TRUCK!!! wow! i'm jealous!

Zgringo

11-20-2004, 06:27 PM

I don't think he'll ever email me. I'll hand him his lunch.

k3smostwanted

11-20-2004, 08:18 PM

Zgringo

11-20-2004, 08:26 PM

well he emailed me back with a picture of his car. :lol: i think he is tried to imply that this is better than my 300zx because he can "bone" girls in his backseat. well shit, he probably lives in it too. he dont have a bedroom so he has to use his house on wheels. :lol: ht
tp://img68.exs.cx/img68/9894/fa_312.th.jpg (http://img68.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img68&image=fa_312.jpg)

Big fuckin deal, I boned a gal in the back of my Z before I put a stablizer bar in it. If that's his car, it's a boat anchor.
I don't think he'll email me. He's a ball less pussy, and no class what ever. Sorry, he does have class, all low.

The Ride

11-20-2004, 08:32 PM

Yeah" I see cars like that one everyday.

In my granpa's scrap yard.

The Ride

11-20-2004, 08:40 PM

Zgringo,
any tips' on dealing with (The Lube Dudes)

P.S. The dude has obviously been overlooked by the women, and he still doesn't get it!

longlivetheZ

11-20-2004, 11:20 PM

This kicks ass. I love this forum. I started this same thread in this forum, the 240sx forum (actually the 200sx forum...meant to do the 240sx forum...oh well...), the Skyline forum, the celica forum, the supra forum, the S2000 forum and the Prelude forum. Some people went with it, some people wasted the time telling me what a waste of time it is...which it is, some of the threads got closed...NO forum was as accepting and cool with it as this one. I was just out to have a little fun. Not really pissed or anything...I have enough to worry about...just wanted to fill the guy's inbox up...I'd love to have seen his face as he started AOsmelL and looked in his inbox and found 193874982734 e-mails.

ZedEx

11-21-2004, 10:54 PM

E-Mail sent :D

Im going to get a picture of me pissing on a Mustang or something, and send it to him, haha.

I cant wait to see how he responds to this:

"So... Im guessing you've never been laid huh?

Hoes does it feel, that when you think of where your going to be in 10 years, you relize you'll be in the same place (the back of your truck, crying yourself to sleep) and doing the same thing (Jerking off to Dolly Parton album covers).

It must suck dude... I feel for you... But honestly, could you do me a favor, and castrate yourself so you dont spread your seed of insest driven stupidity to the rest of bumfuck, USA.

... How many other E-Mails like this have you received pertaining to this issue of you sucking donkey dick?

Anyways, feel free to attempt and talk shit back, if you can do so in complete sentences, It would help me out a lot.

-Wes Banks"

Then I gave him my address, and phone number just to add to the effect :D

Haha, funny funny stuff.

... O Im not closing this becuase it amuses me, so as long as this doesnt turn into a shit slinging mess, or another Off-Topic thread, then it'll be fine.

-Wes

longlivetheZ

11-21-2004, 11:10 PM

That's what I thought. It's just a little fun...or as I put in my last e-mail to him, "this is nothing more than a bit of a laugh before I go to bed everynight". Apparently he wants me to come to Myrtle Beach (where I guess he lives...didn't know they had rednecks there) and fight him. Yea...ok...I have nothing better to do...really...

igota20hpweedeater

11-21-2004, 11:24 PM

ill fight him,lol.....ill run him over with my japansese car!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!!

BlackBettyZ

11-21-2004, 11:30 PM

Hes a pussy ass wannabe toughguy hes a ignorant ford enthusist what else couldu ask for?

longlivetheZ

11-22-2004, 12:17 AM

lol

He told me he was going to kill me and...something to do with Mortons Iodized Salt, a cardboard box and a Wynn Dixie...don't remember exactly how he managed to fit all that into one thought...

This is quite entertaining.

ZedEx

11-22-2004, 04:13 PM

Dude, you need to come down to Wilmington, me, you and the rest of the S.X.E's will go down there and kick his ass, haha.

That would be some kind of fun... Unrealistic, but fun.

-Wes

Retard324

11-22-2004, 07:01 PM

i really wanna know how many people sent him emails, i know atleast 10 people did including myself

longlivetheZ

11-22-2004, 11:53 PM

I'm guessing somewhere in the area of 20-30. I was wondering that last night. So damn funny. He's getting increasingly pissed...and stupid...I got this today along with the usual mindless babble:

"Yes your IP address regsiters on my FBI network as stolen"

He was telling me about how the cops will be here at 3am to arrest me. What a riot.

k3smostwanted

11-23-2004, 12:59 AM

that kids a joke. class act. he probably just does it for attention because his mother beats him because he wacks off looking at his yacht/ship/caddy, whatever you wanna call that thing.

DeleriousZ

11-23-2004, 01:12 AM

kid never knew what hit him... i love it when that happens

Retard324

11-23-2004, 04:27 PM

the last email he sent me was like 2 pages long, i just sent him
"lol thanks for the laugh, i needed that"

DeleriousZ

11-23-2004, 04:48 PM

it'd be better if he came on here and tried to tell us off... that would be grand:D

Retard324

11-23-2004, 07:14 PM

someone should give him the site

longlivetheZ

11-23-2004, 08:55 PM

it'd be better if he came on here and tried to tell us off... that would be grand:D

lol...no joke..."welcome to the snakepit, bitch."

Too bad he blocked me...pussy.

Someone else sent me a couple e-mails...from some "Cwilkes90...something". Super short e-mails. All the one said was...like..."you voted for Kerry right" (woulda...didn't register in time) and the other one said something to the effect of "you're responsible for the lost jobs in the us" (no...that's bush)...something like that. I was like..."Umm....huh?" There was a file attached to both of them. Yea...I'll get RIGHT on downloading that...HA...not...

fishlips34

11-24-2004, 06:42 AM

I just sent him this
would you like to visit this site so you can talk to all your freinds that keep sending you the e-mails that make you cry at night?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=319461

well heres your chance to vent all that pent up rage from your mother not holding you enough when you were young (or too much)

lets see how long you can last in the "snakepit" without using too foul of language (or you'll get banned)
hope too see you there (if you have the balls)

:lol: hope he trys

ZedEx

11-24-2004, 09:31 AM

Uh Oh... Wes gets to use his ban stick again :D

*slaps stick against ground*

Haha, hope this bitch crawls in here :evillol:

-Wes

Dog_soldier13

11-24-2004, 02:45 PM

I hate assholes like that even though i love fords i also live other cars. I have 2 nissans a 280zx turbo and a stanza. i dont think imports or domestics are better than one another but thats just me. But what i am sayin is that gut is a closed mined ass hole and like Hodo said it would take and act of God to change his mind.

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