Personally i dont give a shit whether you guys beleive me or not but i felt the need to post this cuz its sweet.....

I had to bring my Stang into my local Mieneke(sp) to replace my Serpentine belt and to get an oil change.....My friend Kyle tagged along because i didnt feel like waiting around in the lobby with nothing to do...We first hit Wendies for some food and we decided to go up RT.101A......HIs 95' Altima doesnt really have anything special about it other than a CAI and a Bolt-on Straight pipe..Its got a pretty powerful engine(K series i think)...anways we were cruising up the road and i spotted a lowered red Honda Prelude and its rather small fart can..The windows were nearly blacked out and i noticed the lengendary VTEC logo....My friend spotted it to soo he decided to floor it past him to see if he wanted to come out and play....

We were about 2 cars lengths ahead of him when he cut over and began to chase us down..... We were going about 45-50 and and flew past us..WE eventually hit mildy congested traffic so we didnt catch up to him for a while..... We finally got an open lane and once again passed him...We played cat-and mouse over the next 2-3 miles before we hit Milford city limits.... Near the town square we noticed a few people chillin at the Post-office(Who the hell chills at the post-office>?>) who flagged down the Prelude.....Making sure we went out with a bang he got his revs up to 5K near his friends(Thing sounds pretty mean) and returned back to Nashua

so you got beat by a prelude? you might wanna change your sig or learn to drive then.

Jesus titty fucking christ, you will never stop.....

NO i didnt get beat by a Prelude(It's my friends car and i was riding bitch)....While he did manage to keep up with us and pass us a few times.... we easily caught up to him and showed him up several times......

It's my friends car and i was riding bitch.

Noooooo.....you!? Never!?

lmao...just stop tryin dude...there is no point...NO ONE on here believes ur stories...you told way too much BS from the start...

where's the cliff notes b/c i see no race or chase in the story

I drive a 96 Prelude VTEC. You better ask a mod to close this thread, because I have plenty of arguments to disprove the validity for your "easily catching up".

You do know that a '94 to '96 VTEC Prelude is a high-14 to mid 15-second car, right? Let's see...

1995 Altima
Curb Weight: 2919 lbs (http://www.intellichoice.com/reports/vehicleReport/vehicle_nmb/100013132/section/specs) (link)
HP/TQ: 155/134

1996 Prelude VTEC
Curb Weight: 2932 lbs (http://www.intellichoice.com/reports/vehicleReport/vehicle_nmb/100013880/section/specs) (link)
HP/TQ: 190/158




Hey, this one's for you:


BULLSHIT

.... because I have plenty of arguments to disprove the validity for your "easily catching up".

Or carrrnutt can do it for me. :P

lmao

my friends 93 pelude v-tec can pull on a type R on the highway. and type R's trap at 96mph and that type R had a cold air intake. hmmmmmmm something to think about.

NO i didnt get beat by a Prelude(It's my friends car and i was riding bitch)....While he did manage to keep up with us and pass us a few times.... we easily caught up to him and showed him up several times......

asphinctersayswhat?

:nutkick: :chair: burnt rice i can only express my feelings for you in smileys

you cant change the god damn oil and belt yourself? you don't deserve a vehicle.

God burntrice your the damn whipping boy of AF, just leave

"You do know that a '94 to '96 VTEC Prelude is a high-14 to mid 15-second car, right?"

I had no idea they could run 14's stock. Wow. An Altima won't beat one.

God burntrice your the damn whipping boy of AF, just leave
I'm gonna have to second that.

Hey I just got here and I could smell the bullshit when I was signing in!

please stay, u kids play nice now

how can you say that...Altimas are quick little fuckers if you ask me.......I guarentee iam not bullshiting..common guys use common sense......I got caught red-handed BSing...apologized and shit and yet you think iam =gonna keep on BSing.....The only reason i ever posted all that shit was to get acccepted because... all i have is a V6 Mustang and youd probally chill my ass out with..."V6 Mustangs are Slow" and "i eat those for breafast and shit them out for dinner"...Besides we werent really racing and most likley he wasnt trying that hard.....Once again i ask for forgiveness and a clean slate..thats all i ask for

"You do know that a '94 to '96 VTEC Prelude is a high-14 to mid 15-second car, right?"

I had no idea they could run 14's stock. Wow. An Altima won't beat one.

They don't normally break into the 14's unless you're a really great driver, but its done many times on the track. But even your normal ricer can hit a 15.1-15.2 without too much work.

I had to bring my Stang into my local Mieneke(sp) to replace my Serpentine belt and to get an oil change.....


You don't change your own oil....?

can u be sure it was a real vtec or did it just have the emblems on it???

"Once again i ask for forgiveness and a clean slate..thats all i ask for"

maybe its time to get a new s/n, maybe u can go and talk 2 the poeple at the mustang forums, or maybe u can just leave.

i dont post often because i cannot always be online, but at least i dont bullshit when i do.

Nah lol...Why bbother trying to do it when i could break something..Iam only 17 so i got plenty of years to learn how to....so i dont mind payin 10 bucks for a paid professional to do it..I know its pretty easy.....you jack up the car...loosen some valve cap....drain out all the oil and fill the baby up with 5 quartz of specified motor oil..You should also replace the filter too...The other reason i got the oil change was because i might as well do it since iam 500K over my routine oil change and get 2 birds with one stone(got the belt replaced and now i dont have to worry about changin the oil)

Filters and your own labor are cheep, plus it saves time to do it yourself (except disposing of the oil is a pain).

The other reason i got the oil change was because i might as well do it since iam 500K over my routine oil change

500,000 over your last oil change?

Filters and your own labor are cheep, plus it saves time to do it yourself (except disposing of the oil is a pain).
They take it back at Autozone for free around here.

Yeah Signal, I just caught that too. But I'm sure he just meant 5k over. Don't ride his ass for that one. I think he gets enough. LOL. Its happened to everyone here I'm sure. Heheh. Late...

Personally i dont give a shit whether you guys beleive me or not but i felt the need to post this cuz its sweet.....

I had to bring my Stang into my local Mieneke(sp) to replace my Serpentine belt and to get an oil change.....My friend Kyle tagged along because i didnt feel like waiting around in the lobby with nothing to do...We first hit Wendies for some food and we decided to go up RT.101A......HIs 95' Altima doesnt really have anything special about it other than a CAI and a Bolt-on Straight pipe..Its got a pretty powerful engine(K series i think)...anways we were cruising up the road and i spotted a lowered red Honda Prelude and its rather small fart can..The windows were nearly blacked out and i noticed the lengendary VTEC logo....My friend spotted it to soo he decided to floor it past him to see if he wanted to come out and play....

We were about 2 cars lengths ahead of him when he cut over and began to chase us down..... We were going about 45-50 and and flew past us..WE eventually hit mildy congested traffic so we didnt catch up to him for a while..... We finally got an open lane and once again passed him...We played cat-and mouse over the next 2-3 miles before we hit Milford city limits.... Near the town square we noticed a few people chillin at the Post-office(Who the hell chills at the post-office>?>) who flagged down the Prelude.....Making sure we went out with a bang he got his revs up to 5K near his friends(Thing sounds pretty mean) and returned back to Nashua

HERE'S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED:
Personally I know my car is shit but i don't car if you guys beleive me or not...and i feel the need for speed like that sexy tom cruise...he's so sweet...

I had to bring my Huffy to the local bike shop to replace the chain and change the WD-40 oil...My friend Kyle tagged along because i didn't didn't feel like waiting around in the lobby with nobody to do...First we took his Schwinn to wendys for some food and decided to pedal up RT.101A...when all of a sudden i saw the guy in the turbo probe give me that sexy look again!...Now my friend kyle doesn't have anything special except for some ky jelly and a strap on straight pipe...but he's got a powerful engine if you know what i mean...(he can go for hours i think)...anyways he was cruising up my road (if you know what i mean)...and after his sexy prelude how could i resist? I had the guy from the turbo probe and kyle in my fart can....until it started to get red...i nearly blacked out....my friend noticed i was having a hard time with both of them so he layed on the floor to get out of the way...

So we were about 2 hours into it and all of a sudden Kyle cuts us off and knocks both of us down...noticing that kyle was mad i decided to let him get some...so about 45 to 50 minutes into it i started to feel congested...i told them to get out of the way and give me an open lane to the can...and to my surprise i didn't have to use the can...i had hit my limits...blood everywhere..so i ran to the local post office to see if
they had any ice to chill my burning rectum...(who the hell asks for ice from the post office?)...anyways...making sure i wouldn't have to bang again i ran about 5k back to nashua...

Yeah Signal, I just caught that too. But I'm sure he just meant 5k over. Don't ride his ass for that one. I think he gets enough. LOL. Its happened to everyone here I'm sure. Heheh. Late...

:evillol:

Very well, I'm done with this thread.

I know its pretty easy.....you jack up the car...loosen some valve cap

i didn't realize cars had valves where the oil should come out...i always knew them of having drain plugs (big short bolts)...

LOL, Mase you have way too much time on your hands to be making up stories like these. It's pretty hilarious, but quite a bit grotesque. I think you may want to tone it down a bit here. I'm starting to think you are getting way into that whole thing. LOL, j/k man. But tone it down. K-? Late...

500,000 over your last oil change?
500k probably means km...

500km means 500km. 500k means 500k.

He lives in the US anyway, we don't use kilometers here.

burntrice's posts are getting to be like the special olympics; funny at first but just sad and pathetic now. the novelty has worn off.

500k probably means km...

He wishes.

500km means 500km. 500k means 500k.

He lives in the US anyway, we don't use kilometers here.

Ok but I dont think that even burntrice is stupid enough to say he hasnt changed his oil for 500 000 miles... or even 5000 miles overdue, because thats quite a lot too..

Ok but I dont think that even burntrice is stupid enough to say he hasnt changed his oil for 500 000 miles... or even 5000 miles overdue, because thats quite a lot too..

He most likely meant 500 miles. Its still a pretty bad typo though.

Reading your posts lower my IQ, but I love doing it because of people like Mase.

Once again, you get disapproved, and once again, you beg and cry and bitch and moan for forgiveness. It just isn't that easy to give up once you have bullshitted as much as you did.

If it was 96ish Lude Vtec, I don't give a shit what you have in your Altima, your ass is handed to you....

You should seriosuly just leave or spend more time in the Mustang forums.....