Before you read this, let me tell you it's a long, but very interesting story. Some may think it's bs, others may enjoy it, but to all, just read it. Alright, as usual I'm on the strip. It's Friday night, and I'm just cruising the strip like I usually do. On most routes I cruise up and down about 4 or 5 times, and then I head out back home. This night had a very good ending to it indeed though.

So I was on my last cruise through and I wasn't finding any action whatsoever. For me, it was practically dead. I swear everyone was going the opposite direction from me. So I flipped a bitch near the end of the strip and decided to go home.

I spun around and punched, went through the light, and gunned it until I hit 50 mph. Apparently I caught the attention of some Celica (90's model). Before I know it the Celica is on my ass. So I just hop out of the way, and let them cruise by. Well, the Celica didn't cruise by, it pulled up next to my door. I didn't pay any attention for a while, until I looked over. To my surprise, there were too really hot girls in there looking over at me smiling. I waved and just figured they were cruising for guys. Most girls around here do that, pull up to your car look inside, and if they like what they see they stay there, if they don't they drive off.

I figured they would have sped up and not even acknowledge me. This is where I was surprised. The driver, revved her car, and looked over at me again. This threw me off. So I smiled and revved back at her. She jumps on me, then slows down just to show that she wanted to race. So I took the bait and dropped it into 3rd. She gave 3 honks and we jumped on it. I took her by two car lengths by the end of 3rd and by mid 4th I slowed it down. She waved at me, and signalled for me to pull over.

I pulled into some empty parking lot and we chatted for a bit. Apparently they have seen me around here and there and had always wanted to talk to me. :smokin: Go figure. I never thought it would happen. I'm not exactly the hottest guy in Utah County, nor do I have the nicest car, but these girls were hot. So anyway, I went back to their appartment, got some action, got the kill for the night, and had two numbers on my phone list. :naughty: . It was a great night, I wish all nights could be as great as that one. Well, sorry for the long story, but it was well worth it. Wouldn't you say? Late...

Oh why would you think someone would say your story is bs? I believe you.







Up until the part where you talk about going to their apartment, that is...

It IS a true story...he just forgot one part...

"......and then I woke up."

Yeah, sparks just flew out of my ass. LOL. Thanks HighRev...thanks. :). Late...

one person no one beleives is burntrice

I dont believe you. I want a picture of both girls naked with you holding a sign that says FUAF, a picture of you infront of your car, holding teh same sign, wearing a pink cowboy hat, in front of McDonalds, and a picture of the girls, naked, in your car, with the sign, and there phone numbers so I can call them and confirm it was them. Then I want a ten page thesis on why I wanted these pictures, and you have exactly 22hours to produce this proof. Then I will give you your next quest.















JK.

haha tha'd been funny to see tho Cassies...haha

i get looks like that from time to time...and all i have done to my maxima is an exhaust...from headers back...

Well I dont care if its true thats the way all races should end:pimp: Unless its a dude.... of course if thats your thing then whatever.

Nice story man, very nice! :)

awesome, always wanted to do that myself... but alas... i'm kinda out of that stage of life.

Lucky son of a bitch. I don't see any reason as to why you are BSing. I have plenty of friends that get laid just by taking a quick drive around on the weekends....alas...I have not...but maybe when I get a BMW I will get some. Hah

yes when you get a bmw you will get some. I *ahem* (almost) got some in my bmw :p bmw drivers have the most sex, btw.

I still have yet to get that far in my lexus. Yet I have only had it a week.

ok, so come on, gimme some slack about the almost. It's not like I've never gotten any, but when I live in the city where everyone my age drives the is300 and the 323i and mustang gt fastback and the hummer h1 and the... oh dammit :p the one I knew had a BF and the ones I didn't know were sure interested, but I was in a hurry to get somewhere :grinno:

I almost got some in the acura too, same story though :(

Wow, I really need to cut back on the emoticons.

There was a study in a German magazine that actually said that the German males who owned BMWs have more sex than any other car.

There was a study in a German magazine that actually said that the German males who owned BMWs have more sex than any other car.


You sure that wasn't a german BMW ad?





hehe

Lol, positive. It was in Germany's version of Maxim, I'll see if I can find it.

i read the same thing...hey what does it say about audi owners???

ah even more motivation to get a bimmer....haha

Mase, you know what I like about you, the fact that you say Bimmer, not Beamer. I left the magazine I read it out of at home, but I think Audi and MB were tied for fourth, the second was Porsche, no third (fourth place tie), and suprisingly Ferrari and Lambo were close to the end. I like Audis, too. I wouldnt mnd haveing a tuned 1.8T as well as my dream ///M3 or dream 330ci.

Well the "compensation" thought that goes with lambo owners doesnt really help.

Reminds me of the time that never happened to me....

I usually meet most women at friends or random places. Nice snag dude.

Oh yeah good race to

alright nerds, dont wet your selves over b/s, you swear two hot chicks were desperate to get with an average or below when they can get better, And im am not hating, but maybe those chicks seem hot to him cuz hes in utah! haha in any case you may have noticed that this guy likes to write alot so dont beleive everything you hear!

alright nerds, dont wet your selves over b/s, you swear two hot chicks were desperate to get with an average or below when they can get better, And im am not hating, but maybe those chicks seem hot to him cuz hes in utah! haha in any case you may have noticed that this guy likes to write alot so dont beleive everything you hear!
Hmm id make fun of him, but he is already banned. Thanks for taking away my fun you over-achieving mods!!!