Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman says.






The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.


"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.


"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said on Friday.


The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.


Lawmakers revived the bill this year after an unsuccessful prosecution of a man found in a San Francisco funeral home drunk and passed out on top of an elderly woman's corpse.


The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by up to eight years in prison.

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these people who do this is are werid so is this law



so people no more fucking the dead

these people who do this is are werid so is this law



so people no more fucking the dead

Awwwh rats. :screwy:

Our dear old governer hard at work...

these people who do this is are werid so is this law



so people no more fucking the dead

Ehh, what did you just say?

"The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts."



EXPERTS?

:uhoh:



btw, whenever i hear the words "Schwarzanegger" and "outlaw" in the same sentence, i can't help but think of him with a huge ass gun in his hands.

^ When you say big gun, I think of Rambo. :p

Wrong, so wrong.

If you are having sex with dead people you should be killed, not just put in jail

If you are having sex with dead people you should be killed, not just put in jail

Maybe being in jail will help them meet new boyfriends. :)

Shit, there goes my sex life. :banghead:

Only if you get caught. The dead ones never complain too much.

Well there goes my weekend hobbie.......

Oh no, John! You'll have to get used to the feel of warm flesh now!

If you are having sex with dead people you should be killed, not just put in jail

So they can be put on the recieving end?

Oh no, John! You'll have to get used to the feel of warm flesh now!
microwave anyone?

woah! so your telling me that Terminator is actually doing some real political work? :screwy:

just how did the people get caught in the first place?

its not like the ones they were screwing were moaning so loud the couldent hear someone come in....

2 necro's are walking past a morgue. they stop to look at the building, and one turned to the other and said "care for a couple of cold ones?"


*shudder*

This thread is so fucking wrong.. :grinno:

2 necro's are walking past a morgue. they stop to look at the building, and one turned to the other and said "care for a couple of cold ones?"That was wrong. :22yikes:

This thread is so fucking wrong.. :grinno:
I agree, who the hell is that desprate to make it with a corpse :disappoin

Very good Gov.! Lookin out for the well being of the people.

Off Topic:
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/americas/01/29/arnie.plea.ap/vert.arnold.points.jpg
Arnold: AAIEE DO NOT ZPEEK YOAH NERD LAN-GOO-AGE...NEXT GWESTION

Press1: What about groaping aligations?

Arnold:AAIEE DEEDN'T HEAR YOAH MUH-THA GOMPLAINING...NEX GWESTION

Press2: What is best in Life?

Arnold: TO SEE YOAH ENEMIES DRIVEN BEFOE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF---D'OH...NEXT GWESTION

Press2: EEF YOU DO NAHT LEES-EN, TO HELL WITH YOU!

Arnold: TWO SNAKES, LIKE THEES! SHAHD UP! LET ME ZPEEK!

Press2: Crom!

Arnold: Crom!

Press2: CROM!

Arnold: CROM!

^^
wtf....:screwy:

If I where dead, I don't think I'd care too much.... but I'd sure hate my dieing words to be: "please don't let people have sex with my corpse..."
The most distubring part is not that people have done this, but rather that people have done this often enough to give reason for passing such a law.

The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.
Wow

I'm totally against dropping damage on dead chicks too....unless they are REALLY hot....and not more than 2 days gone...

And on a related note, do you think they just completely avoid you or kick your ass when you are sent to prison for necrophilia?

I'm totally against dropping damage on dead chicks too....unless they are REALLY hot....and not more than 2 days gone...

And on a related note, do you think they just completely avoid you or kick your ass when you are sent to prison for necrophilia?
As long as you weren't the one who killed her, what's wrong with fucking dead chicks? :o If it's within 24 hours... they're as good as alive. :icon16:

And if it's more than 24 hours, just whack em in the microwave :)