what.
the.
fuck.

click (http://cms.firehouse.com/content/article/article.jsp?sectionId=46&id=33973)

"Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body is grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it must be surgically removed. "


I wash my back with a rag on a stick yuk yuk yuk.

:lol: this topic was ridiculed on my local car club forum.


How the fuck do you sit on your ass for 2 years straight?

The article says 2-5 years.

Here is another article that says she "only" weighed 480lbs, and was on the couch for 6 years.
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
Either way, that's a big bitch who sat in the same stinking spot for a long friggin time. Imagine sitting in your own feces for that long? :disappoin

Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.

Unless Im missing something...:lol:

Saw the thread title and thought "well no shit sherlock". I feel that if people are going to ignore their health like that, they deserve what they have coming for their ignorance.

she was so lazy she didn't get up to take a shit?....wait how did she eat, unless she ate her own shit, i think im finding it out now

:lol: this topic was ridiculed on my local car club forum.


How the fuck do you sit on your ass for 2 years straight?

I don't know. I have trouble sitting for 1/2 hour let alone 2 friggin' years! Ya gotta be one lazy bitch. Hmmm. Maybe it was my ex-wife!!!
:grinno: :iceslolan :biggrin: :lol: :lol2:

its sad either way, and extremely gross.. think about it... she would have had no muscle mass what so ever

first words out of my boyfriends mouth when i told him this was "well how did she shit?"

that's gross, but can't be a case of neglect. someone had to bring her food.

A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.

You know what? I'm really gald the we have professionals..such as people that do autopsys..i'm glad they were really able to find out that a 600 lb woman died of obesity.

Maybe the couch was close to the door. Easy to order pizza etc that way.

Imagine the shape of the coffin.

It'd be a square, no doubt.



Either way, that is fucking disgusting, I hope they burn the house when they're finished....

four foot 10 inches tall and 600 lbs??? HOLY SHIT!!!!! do you know how incredibly LARGE that is??? woooooowww

I'm never calling anyone else I know "lazy" again...this is the ultimate form of laziness.

Damn, she actually became part of the couch!

That is really sick and disturbing... i had to read it twice before i actually realized what had happened to her. Becoming attatched to a couch?? that's fucking disgusting.

four foot 10 inches tall and 600 lbs??? HOLY SHIT!!!!! do you know how incredibly LARGE that is??? woooooowww
That's what I was thinking. Oh well, dead now.

Sad... But damn, how do you let yourself live like that?

I get pissed when I see a curve in my stomache... How do you look at yourself, and say

"Hey, being Morbidly Obese is ok with me..."

What the hell...

-Wes

Surgically stuck to her couch. WTFFF?
What the French Fried Fuck>?

Man in one of my Cosmo magazines it's got this lady who's like 400lb and she's a porn star. How can someone find that attractive?

Man in one of my Cosmo magazines it's got this lady who's like 400lb and she's a porn star. How can someone find that attractive?
Fat bitches need love too.

... NO they dont!

They need to get a Gastric Bypass.

-Wes

Would you like me to scan her photo and send it to you and then you can tell me how much fat bitches need love...?

... Eww... No

-Wes

Not you. I was meaning EighteenVisions

Must be nice to sit(lay) on your ass for years and never have to work or take any responsibility.

I still don't understand how her skin bonded with the couch fabric.

Would you like me to scan her photo and send it to you and then you can tell me how much fat bitches need love...?

Fiona. Darling.

Why the hell do you have her picture...in hard copy?

[QUOTE=pickle]Man in one of my Cosmo magazines it's got this lady who's like 400lb and she's a porn star. /QUOTE]

Shuudddduuuppp you.

That article smells of something written by a three year old.

That article smells of something written by a three year old.


*reads bottom of article*

written by Dave Farrell.

hmm!


:p

I was cynical as to whether this was an urban legend,however,other sources list names and locations.


STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.
Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.
Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.
A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.

Investigators say Grinds lived with a man named Herman Thomas, who says he tried to take care of her the best he could. He has told them he tried repeatedly to get her up, but simply couldn't. No charges have been filed, but officials are looking into negligence issues.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

Neighbors say they had no idea Grinds lived at the duplex, though they had seen Thomas and some children outside.

I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL. I WILL GO THE GYM AT LEAST 4 DAYS A WEEK WITHOUT FAIL.

I've been slacking, but jeebus, not THAT bad. This story has motivated me to get back on track.

600lbs? That woman's a lightweight compared to this British guy in the paper yesterday. He weighs 77 stone, that's just over 1,000lbs. He's on a serious diet in an attempt to save his life. The article said he'd already lost over 20 stone, i dont know if that's before or after he was at 77st. All i can tell you is that his picture was pretty fucking disturbing... :bloated:

If that 480 LBS woman starved for about 3 weeks, would she become thinner, or would she die after a few days? Asuming she did'nt dehydrate.

600lbs? That woman's a lightweight compared to this British guy in the paper yesterday. He weighs 77 stone, that's just over 1,000lbs. He's on a serious diet in an attempt to save his life. The article said he'd already lost over 20 stone, i dont know if that's before or after he was at 77st. All i can tell you is that his picture was pretty fucking disturbing... :bloated:

1000 lbs? I didnt even think that was possible. I thought for sure your lungs and heart would collapse under the pressure. And what about his skin? That's a lot of shit to cover. Damn. :disappoin

1000 lbs? I didnt even think that was possible. I thought for sure your lungs and heart would collapse under the pressure. And what about his skin? That's a lot of shit to cover. Damn. :disappoin

Maybe it was a fake tabloid story :dunno:

1000 lbs? I didnt even think that was possible. I thought for sure your lungs and heart would collapse under the pressure. And what about his skin? That's a lot of shit to cover. Damn. :disappoin
I wouldnt believe it either, but that's what the paper said, and damn was this guy fat. We're talking orca fat

600lbs? That woman's a lightweight compared to this British guy in the paper yesterday. He weighs 77 stone, that's just over 1,000lbs. He's on a serious diet in an attempt to save his life. The article said he'd already lost over 20 stone, i dont know if that's before or after he was at 77st. All i can tell you is that his picture was pretty fucking disturbing... :bloated:

Ahhhhh,but did he have a couch growing out of his ass?
:iceslolan

1000 lbs IS possible, but we are looking at "fattest person in the world" contenders here. There was a guy back in the Mid 90's who went from like 1023 lb's to about 250 pounds by living on Carrot sticks and Soda water.

Can't remember the blokes name though...

I smell bullshit.

First it's 600 pounds, now it's 480? what ever.

She was 480, maybe 600 With the couch??? :dunno: The couch WAS a part of her ya know.

....touche

Ahhhhh,but did he have a couch growing out of his ass?
:iceslolan
600lbs + perma-couch > 1,000lbs

you win :lol:

The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.
:lol: i could just imagine people with air masks running in and out of the house... the neighbors would be like WTF is there a fire, wheres the smoke... nope just a fat bitch thats stuck to her couch!





thats a big bitch......... keep it in the zoo! :iceslolan

Could you imagine being the first responders to the scene.... and trying to convice dispatch to send more help... and why.

Too bad that she died...... :sadwavey:



















Wonder if the couch is going in the estate auction? :evillol:

Too bad that she died...... :sadwavey:



















Wonder if the couch is going in the estate auction? :evillol:



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imagine the poor guys who have to be the pall bearers (sp?)

That jus shows how fat some of the people in the american market are Im convinced 60% of america is obese. Thats just wrong 600 lbs.

She was 480, maybe 600 With the couch??? :dunno: The couch WAS a part of her ya know.
What kinda couch weighs 120 pounds?!

Part of the couch ehh :sly: :eek: thats wrong.

at 200 ponds she moved from the kitchen table to the couch to be more comfortable lol

What kinda couch weighs 120 pounds?!

One with food and shit in it. You dont wanna go lookin for change in that couch..Haha i could just see the doctors lookin for change after she died..

As far as the heaviest person ever http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=48383

635 kg! (1,400 pounds) :eek:

One with food and shit in it. You dont wanna go lookin for change in that couch..Haha i could just see the doctors lookin for change after she died..


I think I found a roll of quarters!!....... wait.........ugh....

I think I found a roll of quarters!!....... wait.........ugh....

Thats just wrong.