yo i was drifting in some roads and then like my car started making these weird noises. it sounded like when i pt my foot on the clutch it makes a loud noise... i thought clutches were supposed to be quiet?

also, does anyone have a spare exhaust bearing? mine spun last night

Your clutch muffler? I was unaware that clutches had mufflers.
The loud noise you're hearing, does it sound like a chattering or what?
Also, please show me where you have a bearing in your exhaust system.









Yeah, there are none.

clutches have muffler's, where the hell have you been jspec. everyone knows that.

im getting an apex evo muffler for my clutch. the thing sounds so f'n mean...

:wtf:

Sounds like you need to change your headlight fluid.

lol at kenohki2112 take it uve herd that thing lol funniest shit ever.

Its funny because someone actually convinced a girl at my school that there indeed was headlight Fluid...

You want regular liquid or halogen fluid? It will be $30.....a light.

Sounds like you need to change your headlight fluid.

lol I love that prank call. BTW, if anybody hasn't heard it, listen here (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mechanic.mp3)

I love the part about 2 transmissions.

hahaha, that is one of the funniest things I've heard. thanks for the link jspec.

lmfao. thats great.

When you work at a shop you hear stuff like that a lot. A good portion of people dont even know what a car battery looks like.

whahhahahahah wow that just made my mourning. Yea your a transmission its just gone!!! whahahahaha i recomend getting 2!!!!

i dont know how people dont know about that stuff. that lady was a moron

no the best bit was she goes... "transmission? dont u need that?" "well yeah, like helps with gas mileage and that" "oh"

Ive known Mechanics who have had cars brought in only needing like an oil change and some water/coolant, then they tell the customer that they need a new head! I saw this twat pay for a new head and he didnt even need it...

dumcunts

Well once I was driving around in an old shit car and it broke down (it laways does it, just wait like 20 minutes and its fine) so this tow truck comes by and it was hese 2 guys who looked like death and they ask if they can take a look so i say ok, i dunno why i said ok, so they look and then they leave and then i went to check and they had switched wires on the distrbutor so they could come back 20minutes later and tow my car, so i switch them back, wait for like another 5 minutes, the car starts and i leave lol.

Heh heh, I made this as a joke to make it look like I was retarted like a lot of the lazy newbs that post here. Yes technically I am a newb too but I'm not really a newb in the traditional sense of the word.

This actually turned out better than I thought it would. You people are nice here, on the SON boards this would been flamed then promptly deleated. Then reflamed in the Member's Section.

So, the moral of this story is - do your research.

Heh heh, I made this as a joke to make it look like I was retarted like a lot of the lazy newbs that post here. Yes technically I am a newb too but I'm not really a newb in the traditional sense of the word.

This actually turned out better than I thought it would. You people are nice here, on the SON boards this would been flamed then promptly deleated. Then reflamed in the Member's Section.

So, the moral of this story is - do your research.
ummm the moral is you just wasted 2 minutes of each of our time and that won't make us to happy. Good luck ever trying to get real help now. Kinda like the boy who cried wolf.

Now to make this really funny a mod whos awesome will lock this

Heh heh, I made this as a joke to make it look like I was retarted like a lot of the lazy newbs that post here. Yes technically I am a newb too but I'm not really a newb in the traditional sense of the word.

This actually turned out better than I thought it would. You people are nice here, on the SON boards this would been flamed then promptly deleated. Then reflamed in the Member's Section.

So, the moral of this story is - do your research.

I don't buy it, I bet you're still looking for that exhaust bearing.

Heh heh, I made this as a joke to make it look like I was retarted like a lot of the lazy newbs that post here. Yes technically I am a newb too but I'm not really a newb in the traditional sense of the word.

This actually turned out better than I thought it would. You people are nice here, on the SON boards this would been flamed then promptly deleated. Then reflamed in the Member's Section.

So, the moral of this story is - do your research.


:grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: :grinno: WHAT'EVA!!! LMFAO

Heh heh, I made this as a joke to make it look like I was retarted like a lot of the lazy newbs that post here. Yes technically I am a newb too but I'm not really a newb in the traditional sense of the word.

This actually turned out better than I thought it would. You people are nice here, on the SON boards this would been flamed then promptly deleated. Then reflamed in the Member's Section.

So, the moral of this story is - do your research.
well in doing this you lost any chance of gaining respect from the other people at this forum and proved you are a moron.

Werd up homedawg ^^^.

^This guy is cool.

did you find that exhaust bearing ur lookin for

Ya I found it man, many thanks to the nice people here who helped me out.

I also had that annoying clutch muffler replaced at some local shop. It only cost me like $400!

u lied u tried to say that u were just joking
i bet the mechanic laughed at you