How can you make a YUGO go 60(mph)?
push it off a cliff.
What do you call YUGO shock absorbers?
passengers.
The new YUGO has an airbag. When you sence an impact start pumping real fast.

you missed, why do yugo's have rear defrosters? to keep your hands warm when you're pushing em in the winter

Hehehe...

Those POOR things! I've never had so much pity on a car as I've had for YUGO's! I guess considering the budget that most Yugoslavians had to work with at the time we all shouldn't expect much, but why these things ever came to the states I'll never know. True they use hardly any gas, but that's because they're always parked!

Can anyone say... CHICK MAGNET??

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