i realy want to do it but my girl wont let me, she says it hurts, what should i do

I'd suggest that you don't do it then. NEVER force her into it.

Originally posted by 200sx
i realy want to do it but my girl wont let me, she says it hurts, what should i do

:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Go find a big fat ugly tranny and let him do it to you .If you still think it's a good idea after that,find a girl who has no shame and is willing to let you treat them this badly.

Some girls like that shit.

I personally just like to beat the pu$$y up :p

I don't want her playing with my ass, so I don't play wit hers!

So, you wanna... "put it in da butt?, don't you!? :hehe:

1st) Talk about it with her... Has she done this before? Why did it hurt? Ya know stuff like that...
If she's willing, you don't just stick in all your "manhood" in her first of all. God, I hate it when I hear ladies' stories of bad sex...
You work her up to accepting your little soldier.
When you're playing with her down there, playfully stick your finger up there... slowly! This is sex... one of the life's natural highs!
Also... LUBRICATION!!! I can't stress this more than enough...

thats definitely off-topic.

this forum just went to sewer level.

OMG, that is wayyyyyyy too much information! :apuke:

Make sure she's taken care of defecation...
:rolleyes:

I think ot has hit an alltime low.

can it get lower?

If this is too taboo of a topic to discuss here, try www.off-topic.net
Anything goes there...
The vaginarium is where you want to go...

I'm done...

Originally posted by tazdev
I think ot has hit an alltime low.

can it get lower?

It sounds like the guy is trying to get some serious answers. I think that is fine to post here!! ....I just think a [MATURE] label should be put in the thread title for any thread that might get someone in trouble who is at work.

Lots of Lube is the key!! >>> Got that from Playboy TV :hehe:

Due to the graphic nature of this thread: moving to Stress Release. (The only forum with a forum-wide warning... :))

We can take it lower, this is a fellow Male asking a serious question- Be Nice fellas

just forget it she is right its not a good feeling.

I’m sorry, I don’t want to sound mean or anything, but if you want to know why she’s not interested go and buy a great big dildo and stick it up your butt then you’ll have some understanding of why she’s not into it.

I AGREE WITH FTO STICK A HUGE DILDO UP YOUR BUT IM SURE YOULL UNDERSTAND THEN.......SEE HOW U LIKE FEELING LIKE YOUR GONNA S--T ON SOMEONE.:silly2:

Originally posted by xivera
So, you wanna... "put it in da butt?, don't you!? :hehe:

1st) Talk about it with her... Has she done this before? Why did it hurt? Ya know stuff like that...
If she's willing, you don't just stick in all your "manhood" in her first of all. God, I hate it when I hear ladies' stories of bad sex...
You work her up to accepting your little soldier.
When you're playing with her down there, playfully stick your finger up there... slowly! This is sex... one of the life's natural highs!
Also... LUBRICATION!!! I can't stress this more than enough...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sound like you mighta tried this before. Great mental picture.

You know, this is a part of sex that could be enjoyable. Just because people want to try things other then the boring missionary style, doesn't mean this type of thing is degrading, or they are fucked up, sick, or just plain nasty. :rolleyes: It also doesn't mean that OT has hit an all time low just because the question like this was asked. besides, you knew what the topic said, nobody made you click on this link.

But like xivera said, don't just jump right into it, or she will hate you. :) You need to slowly work her up to being able to enjoy being touched there. If things go good, with some warming up, you could maybe pop the question again in 3-4 weeks, if you regularly have sex. If there are any concerns about cleanliness, maybe start after a nice hot shower. Now don't tell her you are going to be doing any of these starter tips. But for a start, you could try this:

One night while you are getting it on, have her get on top of you. When things start to get really heated, and you can tell she is about to have an orgasm, have her lean down close to you. When she does that, reach around and grab onto her ass cheeks, and start to rub into them, massaging them so to say. :) When you can tell she is getting a lot loser to going, maybe reach in a little closer, and start rubbing in around you and her, moving up slowly, and start rubbing on her taint, pressing on it, etc. Then, while she is going, maybe move back a little further, rubbing around (don't put anything in) her star. ;) Just some soft rubbing, and pressing. Nothing to rough. But don't do that for too long. Stop with that, and move on to finishing what you started. Of course, if she says anything, or tries to move you away, you better stop for now. :) The next time you all are having sex, maybe try this again, but try with a different position. Again, slowly moving up, rubbing, and pressing. But this time, maybe spend a little more time up there. Notice a pattern here? Over time, she should be able to let you move your hands up around there more and more. Eventually, you could try and slip in a finger or two. But again, if she says don't, or tries to move you. Make sure you stop. :D After some time of being able to put a few fingers in. You should be able to ask her again. But make sure you ask her in the heat of it all. Don't try and bring it up over dinner. :) But again, also, make sure you have some kind of lube, like KY jelly. If you all are into something like this, maybe pick up a few videos to watch to make things interesting. ;)


If anyone is offended by what I just said, or things I am a sick erson, fuck off. You didnt have to read it.

Originally posted by kbslacker
You know, this is a part of sex that could be enjoyable. Just because people want to try things other then the boring missionary style, doesn't mean this type of thing is degrading, or they are fucked up, sick, or just plain nasty. :rolleyes: It also doesn't mean that OT has hit an all time low just because the question like this was asked. besides, you knew what the topic said, nobody made you click on this link.
No one said anything about being boring and just doing it military style! :)

What I was trying to get at was that if he wanted to understand why she’s not interested (to me it sounds like she’s tried it before and didn’t enjoy it as she said it hurts) is to do a role reversal. What would he do if she suggested that she wanted to stick something up his butt????

Originally posted by FTO Girl
No one said anything about being boring and just doing it military style! :)




I know, i was just adding that in. ;)

But wait, you people down there call it military style? :eek: Your military people must be boring. :D:D

Originally posted by kbslacker

I know, i was just adding that in. ;)

But wait, you people down there call it military style? :eek: Your military people must be boring. :D:D Oops, my booboo, I think I meant missionary! :o :D

I still agree with fto he should try it himself, then hell understand

As an ex military man I can tell you doing it military style is doing it in style!

I would suggest that perhaps FTO Girl is thinking of missionary style ,and has made a huge Freudian slip.......;) ;)

And for those who do not know, a Freudian slip is not that trick guys try to pull in mid-root("whoops! sorry darling,it just slipped...).


Don't even think about trying that one!!!!:D :D :D

Originally posted by taranaki
And for those who do not know, a Freudian slip is not that trick guys try to pull in mid-root("whoops! sorry darling,it just slipped...).

Don't even think about trying that one!!!!:D :D :D Ahhhh and to think that I fell for that one when I was young and foolish! :rolleyes: :p

You men are always tring to SLIP in arent you?:eek: and im sure you never ever mean it right?

BTW, what is you version of military style? just wondering!!

Originally posted by jill mcnamara
BTW, what is you version of military style? just wondering!!

A gentleman never tells.Or makes videos.:D :D :D

there's a silly documentary for you here (http://www.consumptionjunction.com/feat/cc/detail.asp?ID=7878)
Btw that is a joke:D
and I do not agree with the ways he takes:eek:
it is only a joke:cool:

Originally posted by taranaki


A gentleman never tells.Or makes videos.:D :D :D


Oh comeon you can tell, i promise not to tell anyone....pm me if u want i really am interested in knowing this info..:licker::licker: :licker: :licker:

Originally posted by jill mcnamara



Oh comeon you can tell, i promise not to tell anyone....pm me if u want i really am interested in knowing this info..:licker::licker: :licker: :licker:

o.k....but remember,you dragged it out of me........;)

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easy females, im not trying to disrespect her, i just wanted to try something new, she cought me by surprise when she sugested we doit , i didnt have any lube so it didnt work out

Originally posted by 200sx
easy females, im not trying to disrespect her, i just wanted to try something new, she cought me by surprise when she sugested we doit , i didnt have any lube so it didnt work out

SHE suggested it????!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: well I'll be buggered!!!!!!!:p :p :p

:huh: But I thought she said she didn’t want to because it hurt! Now I'm REALLY confused! :confused:

What i think he means is that she sugested it and when he did it she didnt like it :frog:

Originally posted by 200sx
i realy want to do it but my girl wont let me, she says it hurts, what should i do

that is because she already tried it :flipa:

you guys are ignorant....
most girls that try it, get to like it alot

It's NOT gross or sick, you can make it a clean enjoyable experience... just don't pressure her too much. And make sure that if you do it, go REALLY slow, especially her first time, she'll get used to it after a while


not that i've ever done it, but i know about it


don't forget the lube :)

I don't see much difference in assholes. Go find a gay guy and let him pack your fudge. If you like it, tell your g/f how good it feels.:bloated:

I just read Gang$tarr's post,and Enginerd's straight afterwards.....

I won't dare express the evil thought going through my mind:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

:eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek: :silly2: :eek:

heheh:D :D i want to post something but cant stop laughing everytime i write my responce. But from my little experenct about the subject, its not an EZ thing to do, best attempted when she is realy in the moment and ofcorst she should also know about it. but ... to make it short my ex said it felt like she had diarea and wanted to poop right there......:eek: :eek: :uhoh: :bloated:..... we never attemped it again:D :D

I passed this up a couple of times- I didn't think I could respond, butt.... here I go----

First- There is Nothing a loving coulple shouldn't do together. Everything sex is OK as long as both people enjoy it.

Many Guys are really turned on by it and many girls don't like the idea of it, so they say.

I think any girl who is hasn't even tried a little play is seriously missing out. If the girl doesn't like any play at all, it is problalby cuz her guy hasn't made her feel good about it. Face it, if a girl can't fart in front of her boyfriend, she probably can't do that either.

The summary of my ramblings is this- Dude- stop the pressure on your girlfriend. If you have pushed to the point theyou have to get advise from a public board, you have pushed her so far that she will never give you the chance to try.

You can do two things, one is try it with another girl or (2) slowly lovingly build up trust and love and respect and talk about it in terms of what it mean to you and how you want her to enjoy it.

I think many women are afraid to admit that they might like alittle more of that type of play than they would ever admit. Kink is good as long as we have fun doing it and it feels good.

nuf said

Ay well said brianna :D :D

okay when ur GF is comfortable letting u brush ur teeth whiles she's on the john then u guys can do anything u wants :bloated: :D :D
















... what, its the truth;) :silly2: :silly2: :p :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by brianna
I passed this up a couple of times- I didn't think I could respond, butt.... here I go----

First- There is Nothing a loving coulple shouldn't do together. Everything sex is OK as long as both people enjoy it.

Many Guys are really turned on by it and many girls don't like the idea of it, so they say.

I think any girl who is hasn't even tried a little play is seriously missing out. If the girl doesn't like any play at all, it is problalby cuz her guy hasn't made her feel good about it. Face it, if a girl can't fart in front of her boyfriend, she probably can't do that either.

The summary of my ramblings is this- Dude- stop the pressure on your girlfriend. If you have pushed to the point theyou have to get advise from a public board, you have pushed her so far that she will never give you the chance to try.

You can do two things, one is try it with another girl or (2) slowly lovingly build up trust and love and respect and talk about it in terms of what it mean to you and how you want her to enjoy it.

I think many women are afraid to admit that they might like alittle more of that type of play than they would ever admit. Kink is good as long as we have fun doing it and it feels good.

nuf said

where are you from again ? :flash:

it didnt work out the first time we tried it because of the lube issue, she said it hurt and that was it, but i realy want to try it so i got some KY and asked her if we could doit again and that this time would be better, but she refused ,so now i dont know what to do:( i realy want to try it with her

Did you not read ANY of the other posts???

Review the posts from the girls

Brianna

Apparently some of these guys have done this before and probably your g/f has too. I just think that you should know where your sticking it. You do realize how big that hole is? It's gotta be the size of 3-5 of these smilie faces put together. I'd just think it would mess you up bad. Capisce?

Originally posted by 200sx
it didnt work out the first time we tried it because of the lube issue, she said it hurt and that was it, but i realy want to try it so i got some KY and asked her if we could doit again and that this time would be better, but she refused ,so now i dont know what to do:( i realy want to try it with her

HOW ABOUT YOU LISTEN TO HER?

What part of 'no' don't you understand?Keep piling on the pressure and the lady will never change her mind.If she comes to your way of thinking and wants to try it,she knows you are up for it and will probably ask.

If she doesn't,you must accept it.A relationship that is worth having is worth more than a quick bit of anal to satisfy your curiosity.

Originally posted by Damien
You do realize how big that hole is? It's gotta be the size of 3-5 of these smilie faces put together.

no it isn't.... it's a muscle, when relaxed it's actually pretty big
have you never seen a porn? :)

all you need is alotta lube man..... ALOT


but i wouldn't try it with her, since she doesn't want to, too much pressure. Maybe in a couple months ask again, or try it with the next girl

u guys are kinda dumb


have u never had sex with a virgin? yea it hurts for them, some girls cant even have real sex the first 2-3 times becuase there not loose enuff, the reason the butt sex hurts is becuase 1 like everyone said is u got no lube
2) because u prob tried to be too aggresive
and another thing, u guys do realize that there is a gland in ur butt that is for pleasure right? thats why some guys can be gay is becuase it does feel good, and girls have the same damn gland. Most girls dont wanna do it becuase it is politically DIRTY but just like when u have sex with a virgin the first time u gotta take it easy, u prob wont be able to fit the whole soldier in, u should prob do like the others suggested and finger the stink before u switch from the pink to the browneye and its wink....

i think a lot of ppl posting replys dont know what there talking about and are just posting here to make everyone think they get action or something, i dont know, but man if ur gonna do it with her, do some research first, and talk to ur gf about it, and tell her u have researched it and that it means a lot to u, butdont make her guilt trip about it, u have to explain to her what u did wrong the first time and explain to her that after she gets used to ur pet being around the forbidden garden, she will enjoy its company. and if she is ur gf and u really care about her dont even think of finding a new partner, and anal sex is not ur only other option if ur trying to explore

you could probably find a website that says all this stuff.... then just show it to her, and she'll have a 3rd party source, that says that it really does feel good, and that it doesn't hurt after a couple tries

I've heard about some super powerfull orgasm that people can get from anal sex, because of when it touches something, like the prostate or something, i forget

It's supposed to be like 10 times more powerful than the average orgasm, and it's hard to achieve from just anal, there needs to be stimulation on the other area



(i read waaaaaay too much dirty crap) lol :)

Originally posted by Towlie
u guys are kinda dumb


have u never had sex with a virgin? yea it hurts for them, some girls cant even have real sex the first 2-3 times becuase there not loose enuff, the reason the butt sex hurts is becuase 1 like everyone said is u got no lube
2) because u prob tried to be too aggresive
and another thing, u guys do realize that there is a gland in ur butt that is for pleasure right? thats why some guys can be gay is becuase it does feel good, and girls have the same damn gland. Most girls dont wanna do it becuase it is politically DIRTY but just like when u have sex with a virgin the first time u gotta take it easy, u prob wont be able to fit the whole soldier in, u should prob do like the others suggested and finger the stink before u switch from the pink to the browneye and its wink....

i think a lot of ppl posting replys dont know what there talking about and are just posting here to make everyone think they get action or something, i dont know, but man if ur gonna do it with her, do some research first, and talk to ur gf about it, and tell her u have researched it and that it means a lot to u, butdont make her guilt trip about it, u have to explain to her what u did wrong the first time and explain to her that after she gets used to ur pet being around the forbidden garden, she will enjoy its company. and if she is ur gf and u really care about her dont even think of finding a new partner, and anal sex is not ur only other option if ur trying to explore

You say you read to much dirty stuff Gang$tarr. :D I go with this guy he seems to know what he's talking about.

I don't know , i checked 200sx's profile and he's 19 (just like me by the way , but that's not the point here). How old is your g/f? If she's like 16 or 17 , she may be scared of this all , just be patient and she will grow to it , i'm 19 but i've had sex with many girls and the older ones are way more "Brave" and want to try new things , and little teens like 16 or so aren't , you know why... ;) ...

whoa man!! you're only 19!!


that's a lil early to be tryin new stuff like anal sex..... damn

not that you can't or shouldn't do it... but girls under 21 won't do anything like that unless they're big sluts.

when you're older in a relationship and your girlfriend is like 25 then it's time to try somethin new, you shouldn't be tired of pussy yet!

she is 20

Originally posted by 200sx
she is 20


Yeah , remember that's up to her , she is young , so maybe when she is a little bored she'll agree on that anal...

And gang$tarr if you haven't done it yet ( i mean anal and other experiments) , you'll be amazed by how quickly it will come , with me it's a different , because actually one girl told me she wants it in the a$$ so , how could i refuse? Men can't say "no , i don't want to" when the girl wants something in sex. Myself i don't want to say no , thought :finger: ...

YES defecately make sure tha she has taken care of defection, and of course make sure to lubricate well, a good qaulity 20-40 spec should do the trick, and make sure her exhaust is clean when you have finished.

No no no - i was only kidding.

aptly named, MADASS

butt sex............ :argue: you know.... THAT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!!!

i think that it is just wrong....... but that might just be me....;)

hmmmmm... it's kinda like - if you thought the other diseases were bad...

An important point to note in regard to anal sex is that, if the young man is unfortunate enough to live in the UK, you should know that anal sex between a man and a woman is illegal, its not illegal between two men though, so if you live in the UK, you want anal sex, and want to stay legal you must go and get your self a boy friend immediately. Yeh right typical stupid British Politicians.

But if you realy want to go ahead and do it any way, here is my sugestion, get your young lady fully arroused and then ask her if she fancy's a bit of snooker sex, if she says yes then get her in the doggy position, ( no no no, not in the kennel ) on her hands and knees, then enter her analy, if she throws a wobbly, Just tell her you were practicing Snooker sex, you went for the red - but you miss cued - and hit the brown, he he easy eh - YEP stick with uncle MADASS and you will be waring diamonds.

MADASS :rolleyes:

well the girls i know wouldn't be mature enough yet for tryin somethin like anal sex..... it would totally gross them out

when girls mature then they try new stuff...

depends if they're a slut or not

Originally posted by gang$tarr


no it isn't.... it's a muscle, when relaxed it's actually pretty big
have you never seen a porn? :)





It's obvious you've seen one too many :rolleyes:

that is funny, i dont think i could just ramed in im over 8", maybe i will look for one that would be willing no strings attached:D , that is the most stupid law i ever heard of

last night while doggie style she suggested it again, i held off because of no lube, but she said that when i get some we would try again:)

:D :D WHOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK BRO!!!!!!;)

:D :D :sun: :flash:

it didnt work:( so for the moment i decided not to push the issue again, at least with her, so if any females become willing ill be happy to try

Yeah, if she doesn't want you sticking it in the pooper, then you shouldn't keep pressuring her. But keep the KY on hand as you never know when she may change her mind




------------------------------------
>Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
>I said my muthafuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
>or you can just eat me out
or I can just eat you out
>you can eat me out
yeah, whats that all about

Artist: Akinyele/Akafella feat. Crystal Johnson
Album: Put It In Your Mouth 12"
Title: Put It In Your Mouth

:D

Originally posted by 200sx
i realy want to do it but my girl wont let me, she says it hurts, what should i do

get lube ask to play with her anus n work your way in be tactful

Originally posted by NSX-R-SSJ20K


get lube ask to play with her anus n work your way in be tactful

Looks like you are one post behind the story.Judging by the smiley he posted,I'd say that the dirty little bugger has already roleplayed ' The village people 'with her.

offer her a fish sandwich and do her in da butt :D

anal is exit only!

Originally posted by speedracersong
anal is exit only!

good call.....poo pushin' is for jailbirds!

ok before you engage in sexual intercourse with her, heavily lube up up jimmy hat, then while doing it in the style of the dogs, just "miss" and put it in da butt, and just say whoops!, if she screams for you to get off then do it, if she loves it, then go for the gold.

Man I dont think I would get my girl in the ass.. I dunno that seems wierd, its exit only :D

i think i would have to be preety dang drunk to do that.:toothless

What the hell are you supposed to do after you pound the pooper? Rub your stuff off on a pillow? Stick it back in your pants and go home? What the hell...its a crap-hole for God's sake!

Won't it just smell up the room? Mcnasty.

I've been curious, but never THAT curious. Besides, isn't the woman supposed to clean it all out beforehand. I think its called an enima (sp?). I heard you take one of those baby booger suckers, put water in it and squirt it up in there. Now what happens after that I don't know. I dont know if the shit gradually seeps out until its clean or if it just shoots the water back out. Anybody know how this cleaning process is supposed to work?

And if its spur of the moment is there some kinda cleaning you gotta do in addition to the lube?...or do you just hope she didn't eat any corn?

Welcome to the tread that wouldn't die:help: :help: :help: This has been going since January for God's sake..............cant you folks just let it go????

Originally posted by taranaki
Welcome to the tread that wouldn't die:help: :help: :help: This has been going since January for God's sake..............cant you folks just let it go????

You are right, Tara. This thread has gone too long. I will start another so people don't have to comb through so many pages.

that isn't that long ............... 10 pages is when it starts to get long :rolleyes:

Three months is too long for any thread IMO:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

i love doing my wife in the ass.
nuff said

wow..this has been going on for a LONG time....time for it to die a nice peaceful death

Originally posted by SlammedCivicSedan
i love doing my wife in the ass.
nuff said

I dunno if I would marry a woman then do her in the butt. There something about a "wife" that makes me think none of that can go on. I wouldn't even want her to toss my salad.

Now girlfriends on the other hand...

Originally posted by SlammedCivicSedan
i love doing my wife in the ass.
nuff said eewww

sorry folks...this thread has run its course,served its purpose,lived beyond its 'best before' date.

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