What is/are your favorite quote(s) of all time?

I'll start with:

"The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit." - Dwight Morrow

... and add more as I can think of em ...

the more i read about israel the more i like this quote.
"It is not anti-Semitic to criticize the policies of the state of Israel." -- Colin Powell
my other favs. are in my sig

"only stupid people ask stupid questions" -Homer Simpson

"life is a garden, dig it" -Joe Dirt

"when life shuts a door, open a window" -written in a bathroom stall

I'm Rick James bitch. -Chappelles Show

"Lifes a bitch, then you die." I dunno how said it but they must have been smart.

"Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk" Lo Wang (no joke)

It is easier to ask forgiveness
than it is to ask permission.

"He who stands on toilet high on pot" -Ancient chinese wisdom

"People who think they know everything piss off the people who DO know everything"

"jesus loves you but everyone else thinks ur an asshole" ?

"Stranger's have the best candy" -Anon.

And see my sig.

if it's brown, drink it down. if it's black, send it back. - Homer Simpson


God sees no color. - on a t-shirt i saw today.


there are 3 types of people in this world. people who can count, and people who can't. - can't remember where i got this one.



man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky fingers - confucious :lol2:


if i wasn't so sure you were a lesbian, i'd say you were hitting on me - Peter Griffin

holy crip, he's a crapple! - peter griffin again.

Its better to burn out than to fade away- highlander
have another beer, i still see 1 of u- me

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't" -anon

Fuck them before they fuck you.- Scene from The Whoopie Boys in 1986.

If life throws you lemons, then just make lemonade.

see my signature. the top one is by me, the other one is self explanatory,

my mther always said, "when life gives you poop, make poop juice."

rehabs for quitters

"Think for yourself, question authority
Through-out human history, as our species has faced,
The frightening, terrorizing fact, that we do not know,
who we are or where we are going, in this ocean of chaos,
It has been the authorities,
The religous, the educational, the political, authorities
who have attempted to, comfort us.
By giving us, order, rules, regulations,
informing, forming our minds, their view of reality.
To think for yourself you must question authority,
and learn how to put yourself in a state of vunerably, openmindedness, chaotic, confused, vunerability...
To inform yourself."
-Timothy Leary : 1972 "How to operate your mind"

"For those of you who do not know... It is my job to corrupt the minds of your young people... To get them to think for themselves... And question YOUR authority..."
-Timothy Leary, Years later on the national news

"Its all worth while, and time goes on"
-Norma Jean

"Today a young man on acid realizes that all that matters, feels the energy condensed to a slow viberation, and sees that we are all of one contiousness, and feeling on self-objectiveness, life is nothing but a dream, mixed with the imagination of ourselves... Heres Tom with the weather"
-Maynard James Keenan : 1997 Salt-Lake City

... And mine

" Abolio Ere-Cui Intium Fabrilus Oculus Alicunde DeSuper "

- Wes

Forgot my favorite one:

"Formulae uteres exorcistmorom et excommunication strigas et ficas lupanum credere metamorphasis lycanthropy possunt equam damean pellum lupanum ourquam arboris occulton ex Samhain"

Rough translation:

"Ancient formulas of excorcisms and excommunications
The witches and those that made the wolves beleive
I maim now the demon clothed in wolfskin
Having to hide in a hallow of a tree
I say demons can change shape,
For Halloween"

-Ancient Celtic chant

"Samhain... The God of the dead, the evilest form of evil ever known... Lord Jesus have mercy on us this night of murder and blood-shed"

- Unknown Author : "Samhain : Then and Now"

-Wes

"Nothing could possibly go wrong"



Ooooohhh..... If only you knew the full story behind that one...

I'm Rick James bitch. -Chappelles Show

WHAT?!?





OKAY!!






my favorite quotes tend to come from lyrics in songs...

"Don't leave this rock unturned
Cause you could like what you find " - New Found Glory song

"Time waits for no one" - umm... I think thats from a Further Seems Forever song

oh and the one in my signature is one of my favorites too... I forget what song its from though :)

"There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't" -anon

lol I know a guy with a shirt that says that... thats one of my favorites also



oh and I thought of another...

"Are you stalking me? because that would be great"

and

"worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere"

both from van wilder

"If you have him by the balls, his heart and mind will follow."

If you can keep your head while all those around you are losing theirs, you've probably underestimated the seriousness of the situation :iceslolan

Q:Are there any forums about sex on the internet?
A:Zillions of them
-Dave Barry-In Cyberspace

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get - Forrest Gump

Only god can judge me - 2pac

"Careful man, there's a beverage here!" - The Big Lebowski

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Me: You want a drink?
Girl: Yeah a coke.
Me: You sure you don't want diet?


(btw, Timothy Leary is amazing for quotes, the Acid King)

Its a whole lot easier to complain then actually do something about it. - Dad

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. - Ash

the greatest line in a song ever!!!

"whats in a dream when your life is over? what happens after that?
whats in a life when your dreams take over and you can't get better thatn what you got?" river city rebles

...makes ya think.

"An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination."
Voltaire

"a witty saying proves nothing"
Voltaire

"anything to stupid to be spoken is sung"
voltaire

Its a whole lot easier to complain then actually do something about it. - Dad

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. - Ash
ah gotta love the classics, I prefer the "listen up you primative screwheads this is MY BOOMSTICK!" lol

"if life gives you lemons, find an annoying kid with a papercut" - don remember

Ya know what the difference is between a whore and a bitch? A whore fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody except you.

^^ lol nice





I hate all those gay quotes about life giving you lemons, seriously thats like 4th grade crap

"Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity"
-unknown

"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister"
-David Sedaris

One once asked the Buddha 'How can I escape the heat of day?' He replied 'Why not jump into a furnace?'

"The noble minded have the integrity of wind, and little people the integrity of grass. When the wind sweeps over the grass, it bends."
-K'ung fu Tzu

"I'd rather be ruled by one tyrant 3000 miles away than 3000 tyrants 1 mile away" - unknown

"The day is coming when all men must choose for themselves whether to follow in the path of righteousness; to place themselves in harm's way in the name of what is right and good. The truest test of a man's character must always be in his willingness to lay down his life for the good of humanity. To fight the good fight. To call down the heavens upon his head, and stand, unmolested and unashamed, in the presence of his god..."

-Edward Hawker
The Code of Rebellion

favorite quote when pissed off:
"I'm going to tear your fucking eyes out rip your fucking flesh off beat you til your just a fucking lifeless carcass fuck you and your progress watch me fucking regress you were made to take the fall now you're nothing" -Slayer, Payback

"I can save the sheep from the wolves but nothing can save them from themselves." - A financial guru

"An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys."

"Guilt and Fate are mutually exclusive."

"If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

~THT

I'd have to go with these...

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot people's eyes. - dunno where

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Einstein

MBTN, that's fro The Patriot (Mel Gibson)

"All we have is here and now, that's why procrastination feels so good"
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off" -Ellen DeGeneres

"I don't believe a word you said but I'll fight till my death in order for you to say it" -Voltaire

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99.
Wear Sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen wouldbe
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis morereliable
than my own meandering experience…
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty ofyour youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos ofyourself
and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility laybefore
you and how fabulous you really looked….
You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying isas
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewingbubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind;
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts,
don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead,sometimes you’re behind…
the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bankstatements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with yourlife…
the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what theywanted to do with their lives,
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t,
maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t,
maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chickenon your 75th wedding anniversary…
what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berateyourself either –
your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…
don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it,
it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own livingroom.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feelugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone forgood.

Be nice to your siblings;
they are the best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few youshould hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle
because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes yousoft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths,
prices will rise,
politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that whenyou were young
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble
and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair,
or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but,
be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia,
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’sworth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…" -Baz Luhrmann

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

"Not all people are annoying, some are dead."

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I think you suck."

"Its better to be piss off, then to be piss on" - My football coach.


"It takes a boy to get a girl pregnate, but it takes a man to raise a family" - One of my friends, R.I.P

Sometimes your the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield.....



I'll tell you what the drunk driving problem is, PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE!

Nuke a gay whale for Jesus today- anon

Ah, the Luftwaffe. The 'Washington Generals' of the History Channel. - Homer Simpson.

"It takes a big man to admit he lost.

I takes an even bigger man to ask how to make sure it doesn't happen again."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein
:werd:

i was gonna say that! :banghead:

my favorite quotes tend to come from lyrics in songs...

"Don't leave this rock unturned
Cause you could like what you find " - New Found Glory song


A sure shot hit with your name attached to it, will you keep me in mind. I wont cast the first...oh wait, sorry I got a little into that lol. I am a diehard NFG fan. So, I had to post that lol. I know im a
:loser:

"What the fuck is the internet"

"I am the C.L.I.T. commander"

"Stimulation of the C.L.I.T. is not recommended"

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob, fuck them up their stupid asses"

"In this world gone bad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us"

".........he loves the cock"


.........yeah, I'm watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

when ignorance reigns life is lost- zach de la rocha
if you hurt her again ill fuck you up- DLMD song - nick hexum

see signature for other

"Success is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration" - Einstein

"Its better to be piss off, then to be piss on" - My football coach.

Let me tweak that with the one on my sing.
"Is beter being a rotor then being a Pist on"

"What! we cant stop here, This is Bat Country!" - Raoul S. Duke

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow." - Raoul S. Duke

"Racism flows in time like Walt Disney" - Immortal Technique

penis juice

"he who sins shall be stoned" the bible or so im told :smokin:

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

"Life sucks then you die" - me
"So fuck the world, lets all get high" - a buddy added on
"Shut the fuck up or I'll pinch off your head and shit in your throat!" - my dad - R.I.P.

"he who sins shall be stoned" the bible or so im told :smokin:


i think you mean "he who has no sin shall cast the first stone" -jesus

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)