HEY!!! everyone who gave me a message thanks and ummm yesterday i raced this 2004 Mercedes- Bens. But it had a funny shaped back i forgot wht the name of that mercedes-bens. I think the name of it is like 250 somethen. Well neways we were at a light and then he started to power block. I could c that he was pressing the gas to far. to where the whiles start moving and then i left my car in 1st and pressed the clutch and held it so my rpm would get to 600rpm and then the light turned green and we took. He car took a of a lil Quicker then i did but then i swithed into seconded and i was out! but then he started gaining on my and i was like in 3 no so then i dubble clutched in 4 and then i waited to get into 550 rpm and swithced. and then i detected a cop about like half of a mile away or somthin and i lowerd my speed but the funny thing is he wanted to race agian and polled right next to me and press on the gas to where i could hear his ingian and then i did the same he took of though and i didnt and then the cops car was like in a bush well cover by the bush and stoped him. im just glad and i didnt get clocked! well thanks 4 the info u gave me ppl. But do yall have an sn on aim or somthin where i can talk to yall. ohhh andi live in NC, RALIEGH and i need to get some connections on parts to encrese my cars speed if any of yall have connetions or can hook me up cuz in really low and cash. so if any of yall could hook me up that b cool. and if u got an sn just send me a emial with wut u got to say and ur sn!
Ohhh and if u got anymore tricks u can give me!
THANKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:sly: what the hell did that guy say?

:bricks1:

ahhhhh the pain! the pain!

Come on guys... it's da philly gramma that has been going around lately. I think I inhaled some last night... girlfriend didn't know what was up.

Yo yo babey lezzz got it awn?

Got slapped. :icon16:

65Fstbk

Come on guys... it's da philly gramma that has been going around lately. I think I inhaled some last night... girlfriend didn't know what was up.

yo yo babey lezzz got it awn?

Got slapped.

LOL, i can't make anything out of this myself, and i'm good at understanding accents...this fella's all over the place. :sly:

whats your address WHP im gonna buy you a dictionary. Also if you knew there was a cop why didnt you do the nice thing and warn the other guy?

HEY!!! everyone who gave me a message thanks and ummm yesterday i raced this 2004 Mercedes- Bens. But it had a funny shaped back i forgot wht the name of that mercedes-bens. I think the name of it is like 250 somethen. Well neways we were at a light and then he started to power block. I could c that he was pressing the gas to far. to where the whiles start moving and then i left my car in 1st and pressed the clutch and held it so my rpm would get to 600rpm and then the light turned green and we took. He car took a of a lil Quicker then i did but then i swithed into seconded and i was out! but then he started gaining on my and i was like in 3 no so then i dubble clutched in 4 and then i waited to get into 550 rpm and swithced. and then i detected a cop about like half of a mile away or somthin and i lowerd my speed but the funny thing is he wanted to race agian and polled right next to me and press on the gas to where i could hear his ingian and then i did the same he took of though and i didnt and then the cops car was like in a bush well cover by the bush and stoped him. im just glad and i didnt get clocked! well thanks 4 the info u gave me ppl. But do yall have an sn on aim or somthin where i can talk to yall. ohhh andi live in NC, RALIEGH and i need to get some connections on parts to encrese my cars speed if any of yall have connetions or can hook me up cuz in really low and cash. so if any of yall could hook me up that b cool. and if u got an sn just send me a emial with wut u got to say and ur sn!
Ohhh and if u got anymore tricks u can give me!
THANKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this was supposed to be a joke, good job
If you are serious, you just cant be

I always beat people when I dubble clutch into seconded too

HA HA! I saw what seem to be double cluthing
:bs:
speaking of bs, where is flywsi? havent seen him post in a while

hehe i can see where this one is going another off topic flaming thread lolz hahaha
oo0o well let the fun begin..
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I should try and slap the stupid out of this guy...I'm only 20 minutes away. ;)


I'll take pay-pal donations for video copies of me stomping a mudhole in his ass...with my car of course.

Lets see him double clutch his way past my beast. :)

i got $1 on that lolz
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I'll put in 5$

Hehe...I wonder if he would even consider this.

:scratches head:

:banhim:

:newburn: Help me my eyes are buring form his incoherant rambling. For god sakes man organize your writing not to mention your story.

Kick His Ass Lando!!!!




















:)

Come on guys... it's da philly gramma that has been going around lately. I think I inhaled some last night... girlfriend didn't know what was up.

Yo yo babey lezzz got it awn?

Got slapped. :icon16:


if i wuz ur g/f id slap ya toooooo........lol nah furrrrr reall com on u only wish u could have da gramma down pack...o love da (awn)!!! o so ya been noticing the philly gramma has been floating around?? see now we only gotta figura werr?????lol i luv ya guyz!!

yooooooo even wit all da phily gramma i got i couldnt even make out wut the heck dis guy wuz talkin bout?????? weird huh???lol

cammy01....dude? WTF DID U JUST SAY? lol

cammy01....dude? WTF DID U JUST SAY? lol


i said..........i said........... i luv u!!!!!!

Ok, I speak gibberish, so I will translate for you all:
HEY!!! (a grasslike substance that horses eat; a prequisite for a post that has as much horseshit as this one does)

everyone who gave me a message thanks (someone fipped him off and he though it meant he was number one)

and ummm yesterday i raced this 2004 Mercedes- Bens. But it had a funny shaped back i forgot wht the name of that mercedes-bens. I think the name of it is like 250 somethen(because if I can't pronounce or spell anything correctly here, what the F%$K makes you think I can read?).

Well neways we were at a light and then he started to power block. I could c that he was pressing the gas to far. to where the whiles start moving and then i left my car in 1st and pressed the clutch and held it so my rpm would get to 600rpm and then the light turned green and we took.(Ummm. at this point it is best if I paraphrase: blah blah blah blah blah blah )

He car took a of a lil Quicker then i did but then i swithed into seconded and i was out! but then he started gaining on my and i was like in 3 no so then i dubble clutched in 4 and then i waited to get into 550 rpm and swithced.(My tv has really bad picture quality, so it cuts off the last digit of all 4 digit numbers on Grand Turismo, and for some reason, it give all the the Benzes funny looking rear ends)

and then i detected a cop about like half of a mile away or somthin(do you know how hard it is to keep the ouija board from sliding off you lap while manipulating the joystick and smoking a crackpipe?)

and i lowerd my speed(dropped the joystick and crackpipe at the same time, burning my lap, scattering the ouija board and damn near setting my self on fire)

but the funny thing is he wanted to race agian( I pushed the restart button)

and polled right next to me and press on the gas to where i could hear his ingian and then i did the same he took of though( by now the crack is really affecting me and I hear what sounds like a thousand little injuns (or indians for you politically correct types)

and i didnt and then the cops car was like in a bush well cover by the bush (and my dad comes in and says he wants to use the TV to hear The president talk about "policing" some country)

and stoped him. im just glad and i didnt get clocked!(when I told my dad no way was I giving up the TV for some political speech)

well thanks 4 the info u gave me ppl. But do yall have an sn on aim or somthin where i can talk to yall.(but bring your own translators)

ohhh andi live in NC, RALIEGH and i need to get some connections on parts to encrese my cars speed(like a bigger TV, or maybe one of those little turbo thingys for the joystick)

if any of yall have connetions or can hook me up cuz in really low and cash.(crack is, as you must know, and expensive habit)

so if any of yall could hook me up that b cool.(I will be at a corner near you with my hand out)

and if u got an sn just send me a emial with wut u got to say and ur sn!(like, can you imagine having me pop up on your computer everytime you log onto IM?)

Ohhh and if u got anymore tricks u can give me!
THANKZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(only one trick, junior: Stay in school and Please for ther love of GOD, DO NOT DROP OUT OF ENGLISH CLASS!!!!!)

yea u must have a lot of time on ur hands!!!!!!

whats your address WHP im gonna buy you a dictionary.

hehehe lol, :lol: :rofl: that was the funniest thing said on this thread

yea u must have a lot of time on ur hands!!!!!!

OK. The first post I made was to express my disgust for how some people are too damn stupid to express themselves in an intelligent and somewhat thought out manner. Now, here is an example from your own personal collection of treasures:

so u grew up wit cars and what not?? i need a dad that is into cars!!lol maybe my car would have a good paint job by now....do u paint cars also?

o vigina beach my sister goes there alllllll the time.....lol ur crazy ridge......but how much u think u can make????

id try it .......couldnt hurt.... know what i mean..... lol see now i got everyone checkin out there trannys..... lol im furrrrrrr real.... i wonder if they have any speacial kind of tranny fluid...

ur lucky if u get a fast old person cuz i hate slow old people that drive.... i hate when im not thinking and im waiting at a light and i let them go ahead in front of me and im seriously doin like...


I personally find it disgusting that in a land of free education and opportunity, where I spend thounds of my own personal dollars on taxes that pay for said education, you can't seem to make a single complete sentence.

I will quit ranting here in SR. I come here to keep up to date on the current situation with street racing in the US, but except for a few members, it looks more like a drop out reunion from a hooked on phonics class.

OMG Matada, you had me spitting my soda out my nose because i was laughing so hard. Reading his post, was making me imagine I was back at work listening to the speed freaks come in and try to talk to us. it just boggles the mind.

My brain is constipated.

matada: Nice responses. :)

My brain is constipated.
:lol2:

lol...........im gettin scared i think matada is spying on me!!!!!! matada what do u want???? i just write like tis cuz i know it getz on ur nervez.... or cuz i wanna...whateva matada ur money is goin to well cuz's!!!!

and i lowerd my speed(dropped the joystick and crackpipe at the same time, burning my lap, scattering the ouija board and damn near setting my self on fire)


:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :rofl:

raz, i decided to let this one go, i knew that someone would pick up the torch and go with it...

and damn, you guys did...

Dude this whole thread made me laugh so hard it almost made my nuts drop.:lol2:

Dude this whole thread made me laugh so hard it almost made my nuts drop.

Whoaa! Slow down there big fella! :rofl:


This thread has turned into one giant burn fest...i love it! But i believe i'll stick with my 'original' answer:

TEENAGERS
Tired of being harassed by your 'Stupid' Parents?
ACT NOW!!
Move out, Get a job, Pay your own bills...
WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!

I love idiots, gives me an excuse to post something sensible.

Haha ahh shit this is just wicked:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

I think I can feel my brain rotting. After reading that post, I was laying in a puddle of saliva and urine with my eyes rolled back in my head, twitching uncontrollably.

Do cheese steaks go well with crack or something?

Hey flylwsi,
I see that you've passed on your skills to to others....and just o reacap, I was first to raise the bs flag, I hope you'r proud :grinno:

lol...........im gettin scared i think matada is spying on me!!!!!! matada what do u want???? i just write like tis cuz i know it getz on ur nervez.... or cuz i wanna...whateva matada ur money is goin to well cuz's!!!!

hell, i speak ebonics everyday and i don't know what the hell you just said :grinno:

dudeeeeee where r u people from ??????? u most have trouble in the real world... or u dont live where i live.... i dont see whats wrong wit my writtin its just quicker writing cuz unlike u guyz i dont spend my life on the computer and write full sentences......or whateva u said...... learn to live wit it and get ova it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dudeeeeee where r u people from ??????? u most have trouble in the real world... or u dont live where i live.... i dont see whats wrong wit my writtin its just quicker writing cuz unlike u guyz i dont spend my life on the computer and write full sentences......or whateva u said...... learn to live wit it and get ova it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet you have never had a job that pays more than 10 bucks an hour.

Fucking children.

Someone needs to remind the current generation of unwed and unfit mothers that a coathanger has more uses than hanging up clothes. Maybe we could prevent some of these should-have-been-a-mattress-stain, illiteracy poster-child, haf-wit, inbred, ignorant fucks that seem to be crawling out of the woodworks lately.

:2cents:

/\ ouch! but yea, I have no problem understanding him, it's just not practical writing like that on a web board where the slang varies from area to area.

I always beat people when I dubble clutch into seconded too
no, he left his car in first, and launched at a whopping 600 rpms!

i bet his tires were spinnin off the line :smokin:

no, he left his car in first, and launched at a whopping 600 rpms!

i bet his tires were spinnin off the line :smokin:I launch at 500rpm. :sunglasse

I bet you have never had a job that pays more than 10 bucks an hour.

I haven't and I still know how to type. It is getting kinda annoying having people send me IMs thinking "kewl" is better or easier to type than "cool". And i doubt typing like that can be much faster, and it's a lot harder to read.

actually im a grl and no i have neva had a job that payed over 10 bucs cuz i dont have a job...... yeaaaaaaa i know another way a coat hanger can be used......when my muffler fell off on its way to get fixed we were like in da middle of da road and some guy came out and gave my bro a coathanger so we used that to it up.....interesting huh????lol
see i only shorten words not right them differently.... y do u guyz care anyway r u really grls.....i thought guyz dont car bout these things?????

GOD!
*BAN*
You have been erased, now DIE!
I feel bad for your bf, if you even have one that hasnt died from your constant blabbering of this gibberish you speak

raz i luv u and i dont talk like this i only type... i really dont see whats wrong wit my typin....

raz i luv u and i dont talk like this i only type... i really dont see whats wrong wit my typin....

It's just really hard to read. You may talk like that and it's intelligible, but when it's converted over to your text it's just nonsense for the most part. I have to re-read things you type.

So if you can type things out in full and correctly... by all means do so.

ight tell me something u cant read?????????

"i only shorten words not right them differently"
Just found that funny. Thats all I have to say.

I was also wondering how 'yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... etc' is shorter than 'yea' or 'yeah'.

u got me there cutie!!!!!!

I launch at 500rpm. :sunglasse
why not 5k?

i'm going to raleigh in about an hour...would like to see his car...or better yet...see him race his car

why not 5k?
I was, of course, joking. :iceslolan

i'm going to raleigh in about an hour...would like to see his car...or better yet...see him race his car
Heh, I'm going to be paying a bit more attention to VR6s in Raliegh from now on. :evillol:

I like saying the word 'kewl'... but that's about as uneducated as I get.

And for the sake of humanity, this thread made me drop about 13 I.Q. points reading it.


Head hurts... I'll be closing this now... thanks to all who contributed the funny parts.

The others who contributed to the... dumb parts... Please unplug your computer.