I do believe I am the greatest guy in Australasia. That is all.

Pfft.

I'm guessing that's an invitation for me to move to Australia and be greater than you.

Well maybe you should

I'm guessing that's an invitation for me to move to Australia and be greater than you.
He said Australasia, just go back to NZ :)

*Reads Australasia...*


Well, at least that means I can move back to the superior one of the two :thefinger


Now if only I wasn't so intent on staying put in Europe.....

Poor Europe. :thefinger

Lucky Australasia :)

This is all bullshit, I am the greatest guy in the world, yet alone Australasia.


There is absolutely no faulting someone as great as me, end of story.

Not even the fact it should be "let alone" instead of "yet alone"?

Hey now!
The southern hemisphere should be big enough for the both of you.

How did you pass the IQ test to be allowed to post in THIS region American????? :P

No, I am the greatest.

I am simply


Awesome.

Rhys, walking ego, zero backing and too much "excess baggage" to even fool anybody.

You're too tall for your own good, did anyone ever tell you that?

Fucking posers, the lot of you.






You can only dream of surpassing my greatness, if that.

How did you pass the IQ test to be allowed to post in THIS region American????? :P

For your information, I may live in America, but I'm not an American!
I have Australian citizenship, just like you do.

For your information, I may live in America, but I'm not an American!
I have Australian citizenship, just like you do.
What makes you think Gav has Australian citizenship? He just got off the boat!

Yeah he's the biggest FOB I know.

Doesn't matter, I'm already emailing the RAF as we speak for info on swaps. England here I come!

Oh hell, he's going to come back with a clipped accent and a love of warm beer.

What do kiwis know about beer? I tried your shit, tastes worse than XXXX. And you dont even drink. And dont start me on the accents mate. Easiest way to have a PERFECT kiwi accent? Get drunk and slur.

Whats wrong with me not drinking?

Nothing, if we ignore your post about wanting a "piss up"

I like the atmosphere!

Im out of AF now, I'll stick to Civic/CRX forums on here, nothing more. Its fucked.

Well that's most random? Too much time in the desert had a little harsh of an effect on one's genitalia, Gav?

Hey Gav, did I piss you off? Send us a PM mate.

No, Im just sick of the rest of AF thats all. Been growing for ages.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that and came back a few weeks later......

What do kiwis know about beer? I tried your shit, tastes worse than XXXX. And you dont even drink. And dont start me on the accents mate. Easiest way to have a PERFECT kiwi accent? Get drunk and slur.


I don't know..as a third party observer, I find the kiwi accent a bit softer than the Aussie one..Aussie is quite hard and sharp...not saying that's a bad thing though.

That said, yours and Oz's accents are pretty mild I think.

I don't know..as a third party observer, I find the kiwi accent a bit softer than the Aussie one..Aussie is quite hard and sharp...not saying that's a bad thing though.

That said, yours and Oz's accents are pretty mild I think.
My accent > yours.


I had some people at the hostel ask me if I was Australian, needless to say they are living in fear as we speak. I'm just that great.

You poor, poor bastard. You should make them pay for therapy.

thats cause Kiwi's don't realise that vowels are meant to have "short" and "long" sounds... and when you look at some of the place names and stupid words over here you can see how it got all stuffed up! I blame the mauri's for not having their own written language and failing to use an existing language properly! Then changing the way they pronounce their own words regularly and making the rest of NZ do the same... it's bound to confuse people!

note...
Aus and NZ have a variety of accents...
NZ has south island, north island, and i guess polynesian? (pretend gangstas)
Aus has more... Queensland is pretty distinctive... WA, Adelaide, Victoria... people all have diff accents.

ROFL!!!!!! I'm guessing that the majority of the people who move to Australia from NZ are Polynesians, that'll explain the Australian misconception of Kiwi accents......

But I can tell when someone is from Southland (VERY distinctive accent and a few different pronunciations/words), Taranaki, Auckland/Wellington (The two cities have very similar accents), the Cantebury and a place with a denser population of Maori/Polyneisans (*cough* South Auckland and Northland *cough*)

hey slave how fast is your wind up toy?????
gee wizz it looks awful fast sitting still ????????

hey slave how fast is your wind up toy?????
gee wizz it looks awful fast sitting still ????????


Gee, I wish I could be outhandled by a kid on a plastic trike. But then again, I dont expect an american to be able to comprehend more than one thing at a time. ie - driving fast AND cornering. I'll admit V8's are great when one can be beaten by UNDER a suburb when the roads become anything but straight.