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YogsVR4
05-03-2004, 12:53 PM
Python fans unite!


Unless, of course, you want to get into an arguement :biggrin:













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ac427cpe
05-03-2004, 01:02 PM
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HOLY GRAIL!!!!!!! :D

EclipseRST
05-03-2004, 01:08 PM
huh? :wtf:

YogsVR4
05-03-2004, 01:18 PM
huh? :wtf:

:newbie:













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IntegraBoy2003
05-03-2004, 01:19 PM
Monty Python and the Holy grail has to be one of the best movies of its time "What are you going to do bleed on me" best line in the movie when they are figthing the black night "only a fleshwound" hahahahahahahahahahah the movie, And now for something completly different is also funny

EclipseRST
05-03-2004, 01:23 PM
gotcha... it just took me 15mins thats all :p

TheNotoriousMogg
05-03-2004, 02:07 PM
:ylsuper:

goat_launcher
05-03-2004, 02:08 PM
Weird. Only took me 2 seconds...

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." :evillol: :grinyes: :lol2:

YogsVR4
05-03-2004, 02:37 PM
"Its only a model." and "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" are some of my favorites :iceslolan


Ximinez - Dont play games with me our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical ohhhhh..aa. Ah, Cardinal Biggles

Biggles - Here, here lord

Ximinez - There is only one thing to do. We must torture him and obtain signed, two things to do. One torture, two obtain a signed confession, three nothing. There is no third thing. Is that clear? Biggles

Biggles - Yes Lord

Ximinez - We have to extricate the truth from this unbeliever under pain of toture. Fethy the comfy chair!













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SniperX13
05-03-2004, 03:12 PM
*whoosh* *thunk* Message For You Sir!

Its only a flesh wound.....

eversio11
05-03-2004, 03:17 PM
british comedy makes my head hurt

YogsVR4
05-03-2004, 03:23 PM
british comedy makes my head hurt

It hurts my sides - from laughter :rofl:













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taranaki
05-03-2004, 04:40 PM
http://www.geocities.com/eds_python/dairy.wav

RSX-S777
05-03-2004, 04:47 PM
He's pinin' for the fjords...

Suislide
05-03-2004, 05:05 PM
PININ' FOR THE FJORDS?!?! WHAT KIND OF TALK IS THAT?!?


excuse me, miss?

what do you mean "miss"?

....oh i'm sorry, i've got a cold.


dead parrot sketch = teh best evAr.


no no no! no singing in this skit! absolutely not!

Phieta
05-03-2004, 05:44 PM
Part of the Cheese Shop sketch...

Mousebender: Dorset Blue Vinney?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: Brie, Rocquefort, Pont-l'vgue le Veq, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'st, Bresse Bleue, Bruson?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: Camenbert, perhaps?
Wensleydale: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir.
Mousebender: (suprised) You do! Excellent.
Wensleydale: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
Mousebender: Oh, I like it runny.
Wensleydale: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
Mousebender: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
Wensleydale: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
Mousebender: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Wensleydale: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
Mousebender: What now?
Wensleydale: The cat's eaten it.
Mousebender: (pause) Has he.
Wensleydale: She, sir.
(pause)
Mousebender: Gouda?
Wensleydale: No.
Mousebender: Edam?
Wensleydale: No.
*etc*

Boss San
05-03-2004, 05:48 PM
You either get The Flying Circus or you're a ponce.

You fell out of the tall tower you creep!
No. I was saved at the last minute.
How?
Well, I'll tell you...

How do you know she is a witch?
Oh, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
.............I got better.

And here at the castle Anthrax we have but one punishment.
You must tie her down to the bed, and spank her.
And afterwords you may do with her as you like...
...and then, spank me.
And me!
And me!
Yes, yes you can give us all a good spanking!
A SPANKING, A SPANKING!
Well I guess I could stay, a bit longer.

lamborghinirocks
05-03-2004, 05:52 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: The Holy Grail rules!!!! i can't decide if i like the black knight fight scene or the killer rabbit one better

Marc-OS
05-03-2004, 05:54 PM
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!

Boss San
05-03-2004, 05:57 PM
Your skills at Python diologue are impecable.

Toksin
05-03-2004, 07:33 PM
I've come to have an argument.

Suislide
05-03-2004, 07:46 PM
I've come to have an argument.

no you haven't.

RallyRaider
05-03-2004, 09:23 PM
Call this thread? Bloody Luxury. In my day...

Suislide
05-03-2004, 09:54 PM
an argument isn't just simply contradicting whatever i say!

yes it is.

no it isn't!

yes it is.

NO IT ISN'T!

:iceslolan

grimmy
05-03-2004, 11:55 PM
silly bunt

Moppie
05-04-2004, 12:05 AM
He's a lumber jack....

Toksin
05-04-2004, 01:03 AM
You're attacked by a man wielding....A BANANA!!!

Phieta
05-04-2004, 02:27 AM
"This isn't an argument!"
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't, it's just contradiction!"
"No it isn't!"
"It is!"
"It is not!"
"Look, you just contradicted me!"
"I did not!"
"Oh, you did!"
"No, no, no!"
"You did just then!"
"Nonsense!"
"Gah, look, this is futile..."
"No it isn't."
"I came here for a good argument!"
"No you didn't, no, you came here for an argument."
"Well, an argument isn't just contradiction."
"It can be."
"No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is. It's not just contradiction."
"Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position!"
"Yes, but that's not just saying 'no it isn't'!"
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."

Wonderful stuff, that :)

taranaki
05-04-2004, 07:23 AM
Every sperm is sacred..................

lordvektra
05-04-2004, 08:05 AM
Dennis: "Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Dennis: "Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!"

lordvektra
05-04-2004, 08:06 AM
"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

YogsVR4
05-04-2004, 09:30 AM
Message for you sir!













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Damien
05-04-2004, 10:28 AM
it's bad that i can look at the title and know what's it about! :lol2:

Spanish Inqisition was Mel Brooks in History of the World Part I right?

YogsVR4
05-04-2004, 02:08 PM
it's bad that i can look at the title and know what's it about! :lol2:

Spanish Inqisition was Mel Brooks in History of the World Part I right?

Mel Brooks did have a Spanish Inquisition skit in that movie, but Python had it part of their Flying Circus long before that. :)













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taranaki
05-04-2004, 04:39 PM
"what.....is your name?"

"King Arthur of Camelot"

"what....is your quest?"

"to seek the Holy Grail"

"what....is the flight velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"....well...are you talking about an african swallow or a european swallow?"

"well i don't know tha...AAAAAAAHHHH!"

taranaki
05-04-2004, 04:42 PM
*side note*

Juset done a furum search for 'elderberries'.Found this classic thread.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=56540&highlight=elderberries

I'm sure that Spec2 Still doesn't know what the hell we were talking about. :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

ac427cpe
05-04-2004, 04:44 PM
ah yes, when you are king, you must know theses things.

SniperX13
05-04-2004, 04:55 PM
Message for you sir!


must be an echo... I thought I already posted that.....

buts its MP, so its all good! :biggrin: :grinno: :biggrin:

Boss San
05-04-2004, 05:24 PM
Alright now to protect yourself from a man wielding a banana.
Suppose he's got a bunch?
SHUTUP!
Suppose he's got a pointed stick?
SHUTUP!

ac427cpe
05-04-2004, 06:32 PM
ahhhHHH!!!!! GRAPES!?!!?!? WHERE?!!?!!!

RSX-S777
05-04-2004, 06:36 PM
The...larch
The..........larch

lamborghinirocks
05-04-2004, 08:10 PM
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Damien
05-04-2004, 08:16 PM
*French man ties coconuts to a swallow and lets it go*

Suislide
05-04-2004, 09:30 PM
i love chineeeeeese. i love chineeeeese. they ooonly come up to your kneeees....

what....is your favourite color?

blue! no! GREEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

YogsVR4
05-05-2004, 09:44 AM
*side note*

Juset done a furum search for 'elderberries'.Found this classic thread.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=56540&highlight=elderberries

I'm sure that Spec2 Still doesn't know what the hell we were talking about. :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

I forgot about that thread :rofl:













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Boss San
05-05-2004, 05:48 PM
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Oh that's alright honey, I'll have your Spam. I love it. I'm having the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, and Spam. Oh can I subsitute the baked bean for Spam?
You mean you want Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, (the vikings start singing, again) Spam, Spam, and Spam?

PJF220
05-05-2004, 07:48 PM
"run me by that plan again"
"lancalot, Galahad and I leap out of the rabbit, taking the French not only by suprise, but completely unarmed"
"who jumps out of the rabbit?"
"Lancalot..GAlahad and ....AH....What if we built this giant badger?"


"it's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 oz bird cannot carry a 1lb coconut"

"Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times per second"

"who's that?"
"I dunno, must be a king"
"why's that?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him"

oh the list of quotes is endless and then there is life of Brian

"I'm Brian and so's my wife"

"If it's not a personal question....are you a virgin?"
"If it's not a personal question?...how much more personal can you get, now piss off"
"....yep she is"


*everyone* "yes...we are all different"
*quite voice* "I'm not"

taranaki
05-07-2004, 12:16 AM
http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/wired/699/python/interrupt.wav

grimmy
05-07-2004, 12:43 AM
thanks for the quote naki, i've been meaning to update the sig for a while now.

thegladhatter
05-07-2004, 12:48 AM
"Death awaits you with sharp pointy teeth..."


"...its JUST a rabbit!"
"Aye but ee's got a mean streak a mile wide!"

Toksin
05-07-2004, 05:19 AM
"Mrs Smegma, would you stand up please"



"I AM THE SOOTHSAYER!! There are those who would call me....Tim"

Suislide
05-07-2004, 03:11 PM
"where the hell are you going to keep the foetus?! in a BOX?!?"

Boss San
05-07-2004, 05:15 PM
I can't believe on A.F. nobody has said anything about the "Killer Cars" sketch of Terry Gillian animation.
WATCH OUT FOR THE KILLER CARS!
*Roar*
*Squish*

PJF220
05-07-2004, 07:35 PM
Does anyone else want to have a little snigger....when I mention my friend...Bigus...Dickus?


Welease Woger

He's a Wobber and a Wapist

thegladhatter
05-07-2004, 08:26 PM
King: Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started
here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands.

Son: But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...

King: Rather what?

Son: I'd rather...just...sing!......

Suislide
05-08-2004, 01:20 AM
King: Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started
here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands.

Son: But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...

King: Rather what?

Son: I'd rather...just...sing!......

one day son....all of this will be yours.


....what? the curtains?

Suislide
05-08-2004, 01:21 AM
oh yeah, and i forgot the most important one....


NI!

YogsVR4
05-08-2004, 12:17 PM
oh yeah, and i forgot the most important one....


NI!

You must have missed the title of the thread - we are no longer the nights who say NI :lol:













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jcz1987
05-08-2004, 05:03 PM
I Fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of edlerberries!

taranaki
05-08-2004, 05:33 PM
I Fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of edlerberries!

repost,see page 1. :loser:

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