Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Found
ON
Road
Dead

F**cker
Only
Runs
Downhill

heard it, one million times over.

but it's still funny

:repost:

First
On
Race
Day

Fu**ed
On
Race
Day

Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb


And you just heard that from a Ford fan...:D

:repost: :repost: :repost: :repost: :repost: :repost: :banhim: :banhim:

Ford stands for
SHIT!!

Hell Yeah Ford Is Shit!!!!!

Fu**ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

For Old Retarded Drivers

I'm a Ford (truck) fan, so for all the Ford fans out there:


AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW: Big Money Waster

Buick: Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Cheverolet: Can Hear Every Valve, Every Rap On Long Extended Vacations

Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

GMC: Garage Man's Companion

GM: General Maintenance

Honda: Had One, Never Did Again!

Mazda: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Nissan: Nothing Is So Shottily Assembled Nowadays

Toyota: To Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
(In other words, they ain't worth shit, dumbass!)



Thankyou.

HONDA 2: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!


Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

Enjoy your day. :icon16:

HONDA: Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us

this ones my favorite, Pontiac: Poor old n*gga thinks its a cadilac
Ford found on road dead, driver returns on foot
F*cked up old regurgitated doge

Faggots Own 'em Rettards Drive 'em

I would rather hace a chevy parked on my foot than a ford parked in my garage!!!!!!

^ I agree^ please just let this thread die already!!!

Chevrolet - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Ford - Flip Over Read Directions

<---Ford owner

this ones my favorite, Pontiac: Poor old n*gga thinks its a cadilac


Jeez, Doc, think about what you write. There are many less offensive terms that start with 'n'.

Ford Trucks(for off road driving)You can't beat these

Gmc (general motors crap)
Dodge (dead or dying gutless engine)

gmc = gay mans chevy

HONDA 2: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!


Sorry, i had to throw this out there. They did make some crap products thoguh i have to admit, but then again who hasn't??

Enjoy your day. :icon16:

Hey, landyacht...

I like your 2nd better! Most Honda's do accelerate slow...

However, as a former FORD owner and brand new HONDA owner you've certainly got my attention!

What are some of the "crap products" that Honda has made, I'm curious?

Before plunking my hard earned cash down for a Honda I researched the heck out of these things. I asked everyone that I knew that owned a Honda if they would buy a Honda again and they all said YES!!! Nothing but accolades for Honda (ok, let's say 90% accolades if you count opinions in forums like this one)! Excellent quality, long life (I personally know 3 people who own a Honda with more than 250,000 miles on it!), and great value!

By the way, I didn't buy a Honda because it's fast. I bought mine because it's the best overall value I could find. That's why so many young people buy them too. Example? the Civic is by far the best car for the money... unless you rice it up. If you need to go fast, you'd be better off (money wise and power wise) saving up for a car that was MEANT to go fast! For basic transportation to and from work or school the CIVIC Rules!! Of those I found in forums like this one that DIDN'T like Honda, most cited the "cheap" looking tail fins and ground effects that plague the streets. Yes, the ricer group really pisses people off with loud ass 20" tailpipes that prove NOTHING except that their car can FART!! And yes, Honda's have been a HUGE part of this scene unfortunately. I mean, it's one thing to mod your ride so it can actually DO SOMETHING, but you'll never get a 1.3L Honda Civic to blow doors off anything. It will only blow noise. Period.

However, I didn't buy the Civic either. I needed a vehicle with VERSATILITY!! Can you tell from my avatar which one I went with? Yep, the ELEMENT! Fast it's not, race car it's not, but it can hold it's own. Too many good points to list here... I LOVE THIS THING! Nuff Said. :)

FORD Cars?

Now, being that I owned a FORD I knew I wasn't going to buy another one, NO-SIR-EE-BILLY-JOE-BOB!!! I've been burned 1 too many times. I don't think I need to argue to loudly about the quality of FORD cars.

FORD TRUCKS?

Last year I made a HUGE mistake where I work and bought 4 FORD 26,000 GVW trucks... not only was the order 8 MONTHS LATE, but my company has had NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS with them. Worse yet, each of the trucks shipped out to our branch locations, and NOTHING is covered under WARRANTY!! Very VERY disappointed. I look like an ASS for buying FORD for my company! NEVER AGAIN (As If I'd Still Have A Job If I Tried)!!!

Just my 2 cents. PEACE!

LEGO

Before you FORD fans start flaming in here, let me just say for the record...

Pre 1980 Fords were built OUTSTANDINGLY.

I LOVE classic FORDS, especially 1978 Ford F series/Bronco and Mustang (not the droppings of a Mustang with the II badge)!

They don't make 'em like they used to. But who does, you ask? Um... Honda?

LEGO

G-God's
M-Mechanical
C-Curse
:bananasmi

F:F**ked
O:On
R:Rainy
D:days

My cars (1990 Mustang GT) motor has 240,000 miles on it. No leaking oil, no rattling, shaking voilently, starts up fine, drives on long period's of time if wanted. Still runs a 15.10 at the track BONE STOCK. Brand new paint, wheels, tires, and interior. But no motor or rear end ( i changed the transmission because i didnt want a automatic). My next car? I dont think i'll need another one for a while....

What were you saying about Ford shoebox?

I drove my old 3.8 ford with no water in the radiator for 2 miles and I never had a problem with it until I crashed into that Escort that pulled in front of me!

....

...What were you saying about Ford shoebox?

Hehehe... good one, shoebox! Oh wait... you mean ME, huh? :)

Well... rather than making me repeat myself, you could scroll up a few notches instead, but here it is again to save you the trouble;

"FORD Cars?
Now, being that I owned a FORD I knew I wasn't going to buy another one... I don't think I need to argue to loudly about the quality of FORD cars"

Again? "...I don't think I need to argue too loudly about the quality of FORD cars." Take this statement as you will.

And I never said that ALL FORDS are poor quality, my friend. I don't think it is fair to bash on a vehicle that I know nothing about, but I know plenty about the FORDS I've owned and I can say they were all plenty crap. I need a reliable vehicle. And that's not all. I need a vehicle I can get into without something FALLING OFF! I was so G@D DAM& SICK of $hit falling off my vehicle or breaking with NORMAL use!!

I can also repeat comments from friends I've known over the years who will NEVER buy another FORD because they've had similar experiences. In all fairness though, I've heard some of these same comments for ANYTHING made by GM after 1980. But strangely enough, nowhere NEAR as many negative comments for the Honda. That's why I gave Honda a chance. If I get burned, I'll never buy Honda again. But as it stands I sleep well at night, and never worry if my car will start in the morning... something I couldn't say about my FORD!

BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky, that you really take good care of your vehicle, and that I am very impressed! I suspect that many other FORD owners aren't so lucky though.

PEACE! :)

LEGO

F**** on a real deal

Fine
Oh
Ripe
Ducks

"BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky"

what are u talking about lucky? those 5.0 are known for lasting well over 200k... and the 2.3L 4 bangers that cam in the 80's/early 90's lasted even longer, come to think of it the only engone that ford built that crap out prematurely is the 3.8, had major head gasket probs. and it just so happens the 3.8 was used in the mustang, t bird and taurus, which in the 90's made up for pretty much all of fords car sales. thats where the bad name came from (the 3.0 wasnt a great engin either but were known to last over 150k if taken care of)

and then theres the tranny, the early to mid 90's taurus's had some of the worst tranny;s ever assembled but now taurus's have some of the strongest tranny's in the industry... ford is making a turn around in the quality (look at the new ford 500 and stang and more notably the new f 150 more quality than pretty much anything ford has made) all of fords quality issues are in the past, time to let go.

and if you think imports are all perfect research the nissan titan, that thing is nuthin but problem.

"BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky"

what are u talking about lucky? those 5.0 are known for lasting well over 200k... and the 2.3L 4 bangers that cam in the 80's/early 90's lasted even longer, come to think of it the only engone that ford built that crap out prematurely is the 3.8, had major head gasket probs. and it just so happens the 3.8 was used in the mustang, t bird and taurus, which in the 90's made up for pretty much all of fords car sales. thats where the bad name came from (the 3.0 wasnt a great engin either but were known to last over 150k if taken care of)

and then theres the tranny, the early to mid 90's taurus's had some of the worst tranny;s ever assembled but now taurus's have some of the strongest tranny's in the industry... ford is making a turn around in the quality (look at the new ford 500 and stang and more notably the new f 150 more quality than pretty much anything ford has made) all of fords quality issues are in the past, time to let go.

and if you think imports are all perfect research the nissan titan, that thing is nuthin but problem.

I stand corrected :)

HYUNDAI:

Hell You Used No Damn Acceleration Imbecile

Hobos
On
Night
Drive
Assassinations

Hobos
On
Night
Drive
Assassinations

Hey
You
Underestimated!
Need
Drive
Another
Import

Hyundai = Honda, less the “Oh!”, plus “Yu” but NOT “I”!

:p

:repost: I think they all have been said before! Why dont we just let this thread die already!

Also if spelled backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Ford that is a joke of its own!!!

Ford Spell if Backwards and You get:
(D)river (R)eturns (O)n (F)oot

Besides ford is the real joke anyway!

"BTW, Congratulations! If you have 240,000 miles on your Stang, all I can say is that you are very lucky"

what are u talking about lucky? those 5.0 are known for lasting well over 200k... and the 2.3L 4 bangers that cam in the 80's/early 90's lasted even longer
Excuse me...
My friend got a 90 Mercury Topaz with that 2.3L I4 and then later switched to a 94 Ford Tempo with the same type of 2.3L I4
Guess what? Both of them F***ED UP at around 80000 miles...
And he doesn't race them, nor go over the speedometer's limit.

Both of them stalls at red lights all the time... :uhoh:

edited: Excuse me, I shouldn't say that word...

had one.... it lasted 2 months.

never again.

i have a preference for cars that work.

had one.... it lasted 2 months.

never again.

i have a preference for cars that work.
The same 2.3L?

Excuse me...
My friend got a 90 Mercury Topaz with that 2.3L I4 and then later switched to a 94 Ford Tempo with the same type of 2.3L I4
Guess what? Both of them F***ED UP at around 80000 miles...
And he doesn't race them, nor go over the speedometer's limit.

Both of them stalls at red lights all the time... :uhoh:

edited: Excuse me, I shouldn't say that word...
Well thats Ford for you :loser:

naaa this was a 4.1 straight six.

Well thats Ford for you :loser:
Well, I don't own a Ford, even Mazda was kind of owned by it.

yeah and ford wanted them to put a v6 in the rx7 because it would be cheaper to make.... mazda said no thank god and stopped making the rx7.... then so many people missed the rotary they made the rx8 and the new rx7! Ford SUCK, can't believe they would just wipe out such a unique and influencial car.

thats great

Ford - F*@ked on a raw deal. backwards drivers return on foot .
C.T. :wink:

yeah and ford wanted them to put a v6 in the rx7 because it would be cheaper to make.... mazda said no thank god and stopped making the rx7.... then so many people missed the rotary they made the rx8 and the new rx7! Ford SUCK, can't believe they would just wipe out such a unique and influencial car.
Good that Mazda turned them down. (They are going to turn them down for 100% anyway...) Or else I must put a lot of sick stickers noting that mine is a Rotary.

Mopar : (with Southern accent)

Move Over People Ah'm Racing!

As for Ford only making good veicals pre 1980. My dads '90 f-150 220,000 miles my friends '89 f-150 over 300,000 miles both don't leak or burn oil, and still run and don't have the same engines. Ford trucks crap? How about it being the only 1 ton that can tow a 19,000lb fith wheel.

jeez, dont tell me noones heard this one

H: Harley
O: Or
N: Nothing
D: Dumb
A: Ass


my bike buddy told me that one.

personally i drive a honda. and i will continue to buy honda. i've beat many fords with my car. first motor lasted 400,000 kms. and still ran fine when i pulled it.

personally speaking, fords shit, same with VW and Hyundai

IROC_Z
Italian
Retards
Out
Cruising

ZZZZ,s

Personally i'm I FORD fan, and my yhas had alot of fords, and there still here and they work today. But i dont put down mazda b/c my car built from both manufactures. I'm not a huge hater, you cant really put down a car as long as it runs and does what u want it to do.

FUCK FORDS.vAgreed they are excellent before 1980 but since then they have gone to shit,
New Models: Just about every one of them has been recalled for something serious or whatnot, enough said!
Old models: I've only seen ONE good ford out there, one of my ex-G/F onws it 1991 Ford Thunderturd with a 3 speed tranny and 3.8L V6, the odometer stopped working at 138 thousand miles and that was like 5 or 6 years ago, other than that one car EVERY ford I've drivien has fucked up in the small amount of time I was driving it!
Lets face it yall FORD is worse than a bad joke, It's a disgrace to humanity!

Hmm,

For
Our
Retarted
Doughter

and

Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill

skater in ny you said fucking owners really dumb. isnt that a ford contour in the pic below your name.

FORD - atleast they circled the problem.

FORD - atleast they circled the problem.


LMAO! thats a great one

I dont see many car companies that manufacture a 13 second 1/4mile car under $30thousand, or another car manufacturer making cars nipping on the Enzo for a fraction of the price. Most Fords(Alpines, Contours, 90's F-150's...)were rough in the 80's and 90's, but Fox body Mustangs were ripping up Vettes. Their trucks are unmatched(except the named few) and really havent had much competition except a Hemi truck(which is it a real hemi-head engine?) here and some Japanese wanna-be's there and Chevy out of the truck picture.

I own a ford and its been sitting in a field for 30 years and its more solid than most import and most domestic cars i see.

Ford has a legendary Mustang to be proud of as its frontrunner, while what does Honda have? FWD Civic in which most find a fartcan up its little exhaust system, Mopar has...a four door car masquerading as a Charger.Subaru has some kickass cars, and them and the Z are the only Japanese cars i have a lot of respect for.
Pontiac, an Australian "american legend" and a FWD 5.3L V8 GXP in which the front wheels are made wider than the rear wheels(oh how innovational), Chevy has one good car, the Vette, the SSR sucks as a replacement for the Camaro. Nice work on suicide GM

So before shoving Ford off with crappy acronyms think of what position some car makers are in

I dont see many car companies that manufacture a 13 second 1/4mile car under $30thousand, or another car manufacturer making cars nipping on the Enzo for a fraction of the price. Most Fords(Alpines, Contours, 90's F-150's...)were rough in the 80's and 90's, but Fox body Mustangs were ripping up Vettes. Their trucks are unmatched(except the named few) and really havent had much competition except a Hemi truck(which is it a real hemi-head engine?) here and some Japanese wanna-be's there and Chevy out of the truck picture.

I own a ford and its been sitting in a field for 30 years and its more solid than most import and most domestic cars i see.

Ford has a legendary Mustang to be proud of as its frontrunner, while what does Honda have? FWD Civic in which most find a fartcan up its little exhaust system, Mopar has...a four door car masquerading as a Charger.Subaru has some kickass cars, and them and the Z are the only Japanese cars i have a lot of respect for.
Pontiac, an Australian "american legend" and a FWD 5.3L V8 GXP in which the front wheels are made wider than the rear wheels(oh how innovational), Chevy has one good car, the Vette, the SSR sucks as a replacement for the Camaro. Nice work on suicide GM

So before shoving Ford off with crappy acronyms think of what position some car makers are in


umm... ford sucks!

umm... ford sucks!

oh real good comment pal...the umm improvises that you spent what, about 10 mins coming up with that one eh? lets hear some improvised views about how Ford sucks.

Prove this one to me at the drag strip

ford sucks.

did you mean the ummm IMPLIES? not improvises? or is that just your word for the day? i would suggest that "suggest" would be a better word than implies, and a much better word than improvises... considering that improvises doesn't make any sense... much like designing a car with the fuel tank round the axle.

i dont know if its my word for the day or what, im just dissapointed no one is acutally "improvising" why Ford sucks

...and which car are you saying had the gas tank around the rear axle?

sorry.. above... not behind

With the introduction of subcompact cars in the 1960’s, Volkswagen and Japanese car manufacturers put enormous pressure on domestic manufacturers to compete in the American small-car market. The Ford Motor Company (FoMoCo) responded to this import invasion by introducing a new model, called the Pinto, in order to reclaim a large portion of the auto sales in the United States. The Pinto was rushed into production in almost half of the regular time required to develop a new automobile. Prior to production, Ford engineers discovered a major safety hazard on the Pinto: If the car was rear-ended at a speed of 30 miles per hour, the fuel tank would rupture and spill gasoline all over the road around the car. This was discovered only after the assembly-line machines were tooled. It was determined that the cost to change the assembly line would render a huge profit loss for Ford. As a direct result of Ford’s decision to build the Pinto despite its safety problems, several hundred people died or were seriously injured.

http://www.pitt.edu/~jwm21/event.html

Ford sucks from one mistake?

like stated earlier... ford... atleast they circled the problem!

trust me man, my 4 cylinder has killed v-8 mustangs... a ford is nothing special

honda's weren't made to be anything special either
and besdes, what kind of power does that honda make? To outrun a Mustang you'd need a pretty good power/weight ratio and some good gearing(unless you raced a 74-83 stang)

the reason im a ford guy and not a "ricer"(i dont like that word) is because i dont like four-cylinders(i like low end torque and there is no replacement for displacement), i hate the sound of em, stuff like that. Im a muscle car guy, not just a mustang guy, i like ford mavericks, falcons, galaxies, fairlanes, dodge dusters, challengers, coronets, etc...RWD V8 cars

well i'm putting down about 150ish to the wheels, and with the car being gutted it weighs close to 2000 pounds so its a good power to weight ratio and hauls ass, and besides, this car has a wicked power band on it, and has lots of low end, mid, and high end torque

not bad, its hard to get a lot of low end from a fourcylinder, stock my engine makes about 280(stock 390 which im just starting to build),but those are just estimates to start with, course the car im puttin it in wheighs 3700 lbs, so im gonna do a lot to the 390

Some you might not have heard before:

GMC= Got Mechanic Coming!

DODGE= Do Or Die Garage Experiment!

MOPAR= Mostly Old Parts And Rust!

FORD= Flip Over Read Directions!

CHEVROLET= Can't Have Each Vehicle Race Oldsmobiles, Loses Every Time!

OLDSMOBILE= Overpriced Luxury Driven Sedan Made Of Buicks Insufficient Leftover Equipment!

BUICK= Built Under Influence of Captain Kangaroo!

Before you FORD fans start flaming in here, let me just say for the record...

Pre 1980 Fords were built OUTSTANDINGLY.

I LOVE classic FORDS, especially 1978 Ford F series/Bronco and Mustang (not the droppings of a Mustang with the II badge)!

They don't make 'em like they used to. But who does, you ask? Um... Honda?

LEGO

The new Mustang has better build quality than any other factory Mustang.

check this article:

New Mustang (http://www.motorsportscenter.com/article_462.shtml)

The Australian Ford Falcon has got to be sold here.

check this link

Australian Ford Falcon (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=379989)

The Ford F-150 has great build quality.

like stated earlier... ford... atleast they circled the problem!

trust me man, my 4 cylinder has killed v-8 mustangs... a ford is nothing special

So the 1960s Ford GT40s were nothing special even though they beat Ferraris and Porsches at the 24 Hours of Le Mans from 1966 until 1969?

check here for the GT40s

Ford GT40s (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3110150#post3110150)

http://fast-autos.net/ford/fordmk3.html

So the fact that new Mustangs have won three out of the first four races in Grand-Am Cup against Porsche 911s and BMW M3s is nothing special?

check here

http://www.grandamerican.com/

and here

http://www.multimaticmotorsports.com/mustang/index.html

w/your 4-banger did you have a turbo w/nitros to his stock V8 or were you racing and him just driving

And even w/ all that work-all stock 302 mustangs are hard to beat light to light you have to pull them down after they get a jump on you

and speaking of 4-bangers in the 80's fords turbo 4 in the t-birds and mustang ,For the times of techolegy they were some of the faster cars of there time speciely to there weight. Dont know the stangs weight but the t-bird wieghed 3400 lbs and had alsome handling.

3400 lbs is pretty damn heavy!

w/your 4-banger did you have a turbo w/nitros to his stock V8 or were you racing and him just driving

N/A, no spray

1PhatCX,

How is a Ford GT40 nothing special?

check the top of this page for information of the Ford GT40.

I like fords but lots of my mates dont so ive heard them all before but heres two more
Found frequently
On over hauled
Rubbish Rejected
Dumps daily

and yeah dont talk shit about hondas
there are several SOHC 1.5 and 1.6L hondas running 11 second 1320s. i would never get a civic but thats because im 6'4" lol and it does take some money to make them go

still though the major argument that honda haters use is that it takes money to make them fast. think about it
go buy a 1991 hatchback for $1000 or a used vette for $20,000. for the 19,000 diff you could make that civic outrun, outhandle, outbrake, and simply own the vette.

and yes, the gt40 was good but dont credit ford too much for that one. they abandoned the car after the first year and left cosworth and some privateers to win most of the races. ford just let them keep the emblem and paintjob to get all the credit for it.

HONDA: Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us

hey smart one that dusnt work, there is no u in honda for the word us, all though it sounds like ur a dodge fan, DODGE ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

meh, i like the FIAT one:

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.

Fwdumbass

Type-Retarded

Very
Tall
engine
coolant

Found
on
road
dead

Fix
or
repair
daily


Some simple saying...
Two slow 5.0
Ford because I can't spell chevrolet....
Heavy chevy

and yeah dont talk shit about hondas
there are several SOHC 1.5 and 1.6L hondas running 11 second 1320s. i would never get a civic but thats because im 6'4" lol and it does take some money to make them go

still though the major argument that honda haters use is that it takes money to make them fast. think about it
go buy a 1991 hatchback for $1000 or a used vette for $20,000. for the 19,000 diff you could make that civic outrun, outhandle, outbrake, and simply own the vette.


Your comparing a car way out of its league...

Civic's suck end of story...

What about this? 3000$ V8 5.0 with 17,ooo$ in mods?... Or my friends 93 vette LT1 10k for the vette and another 10k in mods then what? FWD HAS NO POTENTIAL! As do civics....

ok hot shot, try this, 600 dollar 94 civic hatch
800 for GSR motor
2000 for upgrades
500 for turbo kit
300 for slicks
500 for suspension upgrade
300 for exhuast

thats a total of...
5000 dollars including the car. and thats a low 10 second set-up right there, and here u go saying FWD has no potential... 5 grand to make a low 10 second car is fucking impressive! and this is with some traction problems

(btw, those are canadian prices as well)

ok hot shot, try this, 600 dollar 94 civic hatch
800 for GSR motor
2000 for upgrades
500 for turbo kit
300 for slicks
500 for suspension upgrade
300 for exhuast

thats a total of...
5000 dollars including the car. and thats a low 10 second set-up right there, and here u go saying FWD has no potential... 5 grand to make a low 10 second car is fucking impressive! and this is with some traction problems

(btw, those are canadian prices as well)

Hahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Slicks for 300 where are you getting these prices lmao!

Turbo what is it a K-mart mach up? 300 for exhaust what the tip LMAO!

5000K into a civic doesn't make it a 10 sec car LMAO! I knew this guy who had a Gsr motor into a civic with about 14k in mods and it was running high 12's please....

Hahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Slicks for 300 where are you getting these prices lmao!

Turbo what is it a K-mart mach up? 300 for exhaust what the tip LMAO!

5000K into a civic doesn't make it a 10 sec car LMAO! I knew this guy who had a Gsr motor into a civic with about 14k in mods and it was running high 12's please....


well i can get bf goodrich drag slicks from my work for 150 bucks a piece retail!
we do custom exhaust, any size, depending how much u need, no more then 300 bucks
and a piece together turbo kit can run from anywhere around 200 to 800 bucks depend where u get stuff and what u pay

and by the sounds of it, the kid cant drive. that much into a GSR should be into the 10's

Slicks as in no treads for 150 a pop or for a set? If its for a set your telling me where!

yes slicks as in no tread
and no, its 150 per tire canadian

So 150 a set us!

sure i guess

and yeah dont talk shit about hondas
Watch this..

there are several SOHC 1.5 and 1.6L hondas running 11 second 1320s.
Naturally aspirated? I think not. Even the Turbo honda's running 11's are far and away less than street drivable at that level of power, I kid you not.


i would never get a civic but thats because im 6'4" lol and it does take some money to make them go
A WHOLE lot of money. This 'tuner' revolution is supposedly based on cheap hot rodding, but once you start actually making power you're either replacing parts left and right, or are spending far too much...


still though the major argument that honda haters use is that it takes money to make them fast.
You said it yourself. You probably missed what I'm about to say.

think about it
Meaning, what I have to say :D

go buy a 1991 hatchback for $1000 or a used vette for $20,000.
What Year/Model Corvette are we talking about? For 20K I could get a high mileage C5 that would set the performance bar pretty high. However when you talk about that much money, you'll need some financing.. More on that later :D


for the 19,000 diff you could make that civic outrun, outhandle, outbrake, and simply own the vette.
First, with financing from whom? I can't think of anyway you'll get 20K unless you have excellent credit and a house to mortgage...

Second, any civic that can run with a vette (or better, outrun it on a track ) is a race car. I'm sure someone would be 'proud' to own it, but that would be rather sad, as it takes that much modification to run with a stock sportscar, that with minor modifications could 'own' the family car, a family car that wouldn't exactly be comfortable or fun to drive everyday, and would probably be unable to run at all on pump gas.

and yes, the gt40 was good but dont credit ford too much for that one.they abandoned the car after the first year and left cosworth and some privateers to win most of the races. ford just let them keep the emblem and paintjob to get all the credit for it.
Sure. They just paid out the initial cost to get the car running which I'm sure was astoundingly high, by 60's standards, and won with it. Credit is due to the race teams that made it happen both on the track and in the garage.. but Ford paid their way, so we cannot deny them as a company their part and by that, their due.

yeah and ford wanted them to put a v6 in the rx7 because it would be cheaper to make....
And would probably not have the reliability issues the rotary is rather well known for, and would probably produce torque the rotary is not known for.


mazda said no thank god and stopped making the rx7....
More due to lack of market and demanding, with recalls due to reliability and failure in stock form eating profits.


then so many people missed the rotary they made the rx8 and the new rx7!
Mazda saw a resurgence in interest in the aformentioned product in the sport compact market and a high interest in the states in imported 'sports cars', and felt they could make some money.


Ford SUCK, can't believe they would just wipe out such a unique and influencial car.
Mazda wiped the car out, Ford had a negliable interest in the car. Please don't spout Automotive Urban Legends as the truth..

Never, Ever Diss Ford Diss Dihatsu!

Sh***y
Krap
Overrated
Dull
Arse

No offense, but...
Poor
Old
N***er
Thinks
Its
A
Cadilac


You really think thats acceptable?

I think he misspelled "Nitwit".

F**kn'
Over
Redesigned
Dodge

and the next is regional

Found
On
Rockville
Dump

..and FIAT

Fix
It
Again
Tony

Excuse me...
My friend got a 90 Mercury Topaz with that 2.3L I4 and then later switched to a 94 Ford Tempo with the same type of 2.3L I4
Guess what? Both of them F***ED UP at around 80000 miles...
And he doesn't race them, nor go over the speedometer's limit.

Both of them stalls at red lights all the time... :uhoh:

edited: Excuse me, I shouldn't say that word...
ummm wow if you use that POS as a determining factor on how well of a company ford is you should think for a minute.

A) that engine shares technology with the model T motor, ITS A DAMN PUSH ROD I4!
B) that thing was built in mexico back in the early 90s when mexicans were first learning what cars were.(they seem to build things better now)
C) If i said honda sucked based on some car they built in the 60s (hondas dark ages) you'd think i was a tard too. Honda's first civic made like 40 hp, whats the big deal? Ford too has had their dark ages.

About the 3.8 ford v6, i own to of them. Hint: the my username, 2004 v6 mustang. I also own the shitty pre 99 3.8 Litre OHV v6 motor in my 1992 cougar, and it did have the head gaskets problem, but that problem can be solved with a simple change of the head gaskets.

Now about the 3.8L 99+ v6, well they have one of those in the 10s, completly STOCK motor, stock automatic transmission with shift kit and torque converter, 8.8 rear end with t-lock. Then they through twin 16g turbos @ 17 psi on it (combined pressure 17psi). The car ran a 10.996. Go into the cars in general, then look at car videos to see the video of it. The car only had to run on 100 octane (i've seen 110 at the gas station before). the only thing changed on the motor was the fuel pump (not on the motor but you get the point) and the fuel injectors. As well it had to be tuned ofcourse. But this proves a point, that the stock cast rods, cast crank, and hypereutectic pistons could handle 17 psi of boost, and 450+ rwhp( about 550 at the motor)

NOW THATS BUILT FORD TOUGH. BTW a v6mustang is priced about the same as a civic, and with a few bolt on mods gets better highway gas mileage or as good highway gas mileage. My v6 mustang with a few bolt ons gets about 30 mpg@70 mph. Plus you dont have to feel like a shoe when you get out of a damn civic shoebox.

The new Mustang has better build quality than any other factory Mustang.

check this article:

New Mustang (http://www.motorsportscenter.com/article_462.shtml)

The Australian Ford Falcon has got to be sold here.

check this link

Australian Ford Falcon (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=379989)

The Ford F-150 has great build quality.

well said but dont forget how well built even the 04 was.

Ok you guys were ripping on hyaundai and ford but the funny thing is in 2004 both companies tied for having the best built vehicle

The 2004 Sonata had only 5 problems for ever 100 vehicles made, by contrast, lexus had 12, the rest of ford had around 15, and toyota had about 20 problems for vehicles out of a hundred built. and the europeans, we wont even mention them, they had about 30+ problems/100. Nissan Morano had 50!!!!! and the lincoln navigator had 50 but thats understandable since it has so many bells and whistles in that thing ofcourse it will have something break.

Now the ford Mustang of 2004 had 5/100 as well, tieing the sonata for first place.

HA HA HE HE A FAMILY IN OUR NEIGHBOORHOOD, THEIR LAST NAME IS FORD...GUESS WHAT THEY ALSO BOUGHT A FORD. what a double negative. ha ha ha he he he

OK then.

ford backwards
driver
returned
on
foot

WOW. Thanks for bringing up a dead thread with something that has been said about 1,000,000 times in this thread.









DAMN NEWBS :mad:

WOW. Thanks for bringing up a dead thread with something that has been said about 1,000,000 times in this thread.









DAMN NEWBS :mad:


You said it yourself..hes a "NEWB" so he doesn't have all the rules down, calm down bud.

You said it yourself..hes a "NEWB" so he doesn't have all the rules down, calm down bud.
Im calm. Just bustin balls thats all.

ok ok ok, i know how many of you hate to see this thread brought back up but i have to add some of my FORD sangs. (ill try not to repeat any)

~Forward
Ford Owners Regret Decision
Forget Owning Relable Daily-driver

~Backward
Dont Rely On Ford
Drivers Rely On Friends

now remember, its all in good fun... :wink:

Buy a Ford, buy the best. Drive it a mile and push it the rest!

- My friend has a 1994 topaz witht the 4 cyl in it and he has just replaced the engine and the car hasjust over 100 miles.

- My father had a 1991 thunderbird....nothing but problems.

- Uncle just scrapped his Ford f 150 with 125 miles on it.

I have a CHEVROLET caprice wagon that I am derbying this weekend and I am dedicating it to dissing ford. I am paying attention to all of the put-downs in this Forum. It looks very funny actually.

my best friends dad has a 1969 Ford F100 that has never been restored, the engine and tranny were rebiult 10 years ago, all original, and that is one of the most relaible trucks i have ever seen. the worst problem it ever gave him was a valve-related issue, and that is darn good for a 40 year old truck. its a ford. reliable.

Come on now ford is not that bad..lets take a moment here to thank good ol' hank for the assembly line,my friends got a 92 tempo,well over a 100K and it runs fine.

I use to dislike ford, but now that i own a Mecury, I like Ford.

Those are pretty good even though I've heard them a lot but still good

Here's one for Pontiac

pontiac Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It's A Cadillac.

Those are pretty good even though I've heard them a lot but still good

I have a crown vic (well it's my dads) and it has well over 170K on the clock. It's given us far more reliability than I ever expected from a ford. I think since the car is built for police departments and taxis mainly, Ford made sure to make the car a bit tougher and reliable, even in the non police-interceptor versions. So, not all fords are unreliable, just the vast majority of them.

I have a crown vic (well it's my dads) and it has well over 170K on the clock. It's given us far more reliability than I ever expected from a ford. I think since the car is built for police departments and taxis mainly, Ford made sure to make the car a bit tougher and reliable, even in the non police-interceptor versions. So, not all fords are unreliable, just the vast majority of them.
LOL at least you admit it

Mopar just for the record i love these cars
Made of paper and rust
Saab
seems apparently ass backwards
MGB
Might go backwards

Famous on road dump

Ok heres another one:

Q: Did you hear what ford just came up with?

A: Heated bumpers so your hands wont get cold when your pushing it in the winter!

HONDA bikes

Hop On Nothin Dumb Ass

I dont know if this will be a repost, i didn't read the whole 9 pages but

BMW - Brings Me Woman

:) ;)

Ok heres another one:

Q: Did you hear what ford just came up with?

A: Heated bumpers so your hands wont get cold when your pushing it in the winter!

that's a poor rip-off of an old Skoda joke.

Q why do Skodas have heated rear-windscreens?

A to keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.



there are so many Skoda joke.

What do you call an open-top Skoda?

A skip.

etc..

ford - first off road disaster and ford backwards --driver returns on foot...and for dodge while im at it.....dodge-damned old dodge goes everywhere

I didn't read all the posts, so this may have been already posted, but:
F:flip
O: over,
R: read
D: directions

Not mine, a friend told me that.

I got a cuple more, just hope they wernt mensioned before!

Fatially
Obese
Redneck
Driver

Proof
Of
Rich
Children
Having
Everthing


Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques

and BTW 2.2 Straight Six, a friend told me that one and i'd figured i'll post it. Never heard any of the Skoda ones before...

HONDA: Honey, Our Neighbor's Dodge Anialated us I think "Honey, Our Neighbor's DOG Annihilated us" works better. :grinyes:

dude a pop bottle has more litres than yer little rice rocket. wut kind of power does yer car put out? ford trucks are the best selling vehicles in the world. ford has leaned on their trucks and mustangs for the longest time and obviously those are the 2 best vehicles u can buy. i havent seen any other factory truck that can come close to keepin up with the lightning and the gt500 is just as fast a the z06 vette. the 4.9 straight 6 is the strongest engine that ford ever built too.

dude a pop bottle has more litres than yer little rice rocket.LOL

I don't know who you are directing that to, but the only ricer here is the wife's Subaru. Otherwise, I have a yardful of american pride most notable is my 98 Z28.

...and yes, I can drive it too.

GM had some very successful engines. The 250 and 292 I6 were great motors. My dad ran a 250 in his dirt modified, and took track championship with it. You can't knock the 350's they had- the "K" motor and the previous generation 350. Hard to kill even if low on oil. Oh, and the Vortec motors are little screamers too. Hmmm, almost forgot about the 327, my Dad's favorite.
I am not a Mostly Old Parts And Rust guy =] but nobody can deny the slant 6, 318, or the hemis for what they have accomplished.

All of the major manufacturers have made their contribution to motoring society.

This thread was in jest and an equal opportunity offender. I chuckle at your response!!

no sorry man i was talkin about the kid with the damn 150 hp civic on here talkin about how he can outrun stangs and camaros. i just got done watchin a 450 hp civic hatch outrun camaros and mustangs at a local drag strip so i would highly doubt a 150 hp civic doin that

Here's one for the Toyota guys
Did you know that 98% of all Toyota's ever built are still on the road
The other 2%percent made it home.

I always heard

Fu**ed Over Re-engineered Dodge

but my dad has told me stories that when he was a kid, his buddies and him used to take the ford emblems off the back and rearrange the letters to say "D O R F"... although it doesn't make any sense to me.. he thought it was hilarious.

I'm a Ford (truck) fan, so for all the Ford fans out there:


AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW: Big Money Waster

Buick: Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

Cheverolet: Can Hear Every Valve, Every Rap On Long Extended Vacations

Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

GMC: Garage Man's Companion

GM: General Maintenance

Honda: Had One, Never Did Again!

Mazda: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Nissan: Nothing Is So Shottily Assembled Nowadays

Toyota: To Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
(In other words, they ain't worth shit, dumbass!)



Thankyou.

Add this one.

Pontiac: Poor Old N*gger Thinks It's A Cadillac

Allways i laugh for that one lol

I love 'em, but thought this one was hillarious

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques