Here's one a (jewish) friend told me recently:

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street together, when they came across a child.
The priest said to the rabbi: "Want to f*ck him?"
The Rabbi replied: "Out of what?"

:eek7: :icon16:

:lol2:

:cwm27:

oh my goodness.

Oh, wow I just remembered the other one he told me...

A man is sitting in the hospital waiting room, when a doctor comes in and says "Good news, it's boy - but there's something fantastic about him - he can fly!"
The excited doctor takes the man to the baby, and picks it up "watch this" he says as he throws the baby. The baby falls to the floor. The father is pretty pissed off. The doctor says "that's strange he did it last time, let me try again" He picks up the baby and throws it in the air, it hits the ceiling and then smacks into the floor.
The dad is ready to punch the guy. The doctor says "Oh my, one more try." This time he takes the baby and hurls it as hard as he can, the baby flys out out of the window, and seconds later they hear a thud.
Now the father is seriously pissed and is about to grind the doctor to a pulp.
Then the doctor says "Just kidding!, your baby can't fly, he was delivered stillborn!" :eek: :lol2:

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Oh man that second one was messed up. I heard the first one just a week or two ago.

wow that is quite amuszing

ha! thats messed up...

That crazy! ha ha!

ahhhhhhhhahahahahaha :lol:

That second one is fucked :grinno:

Here's one a (jewish) friend told me recently:

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street together, when they came across a child.
The priest said to the rabbi: "Want to f*ck him?"
The Rabbi replied: "Out of what?"

:eek7: :icon16:

I am half jewish and half catholic and i find that very funny

o_O

LMAO that stuff was BANANAS!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

loco!! :screwy:

Oh man the first was funny! :lol: But the second one is F**ked up.

Lol, craziness!

first one I lolled IRL.

Both magnificent :rofl:

I am not sure if I should laugh or go to confession...

Good, funny, the stillborn thing was fucked up but still funny.

I was laughing until I read that second one :eek7:

The second one is pretty horrible. That's what I told him after I first heard it. Then when I posted the Rabbi & Priest joke, I was trying to remember the other joke he told me, and kept thinking and thinking, and when the thoughts emerged again it seemed much funnier than the first time I heard it...
Anyway, that's nothing I have a few more jokes I'd dare not ever type out. Well I might if I were paid... maybe I should write the authoritive guide to totally tasteless jokes. :evillol: