Freshmen: foot on accelerator, both hands on wheel, parent in passenger seat in praying position.

Sophomore: One hand on wheel, one hand searching for cd's, one foot on gas.

Junior: One hand on wheel, foot on gas, friends no longer ride with you for fear of death, What's a brake pedal?

Senior: One hand on wheel, foot on floor, shifter in neutral, cheerleader in passenger seat giving a BJ

Along the lines of bad high school drivers. I was leaving school listening to Hendrix's crosstown traffic when I saw a dumb blonde pulling out of the parking lot. I let her go since better she be in front of me than behind. So shes sees my signal, and right as Jimi says "tire tracks all across your back..." she practically runs over a freshman on the side walk. Dumb, just so ridiculously dumb.

I being a high school student can agree with you that ALL high schoolers are idiots ( esspecially the ones with two X chromosomes) but being stupid in high school most of the times helps us become better. I had a speeding ticket 82 in a 55 on the interstate when I thought I was a mile ahead where it changed to 75. A week later I was pissed off and an F-150 tried to pass me so I sped off and he gave chase ended up he was an off-duty cop going home. Now seven months later and I havent been pulled over since. Hell I get passed by people trying to get to bingo night on time. So try not to be so hard on High schoolers unless their female. LOL

ALL high schoolers are idiots ( esspecially the ones with two X chromosomes)


:lol2: :lol: :rofl: Thats great!

hey...i may be an idiot, but i enjoy every second of it. as far as the whole driving thing goes, with the exception of a very few of my friends i refuse to get into a car that i'm not driving...that's just how damn bad it is
and that description ronjonprobe93 gave is right not the money.

hey...i may be an idiot, but i enjoy every second of it. as far as the whole driving thing goes, with the exception of a very few of my friends i refuse to get into a car that i'm not driving...that's just how damn bad it is
and that description ronjonprobe93 gave is right not the money.

same with me. i hate sitting in the passenger seat. for one, i have no control and i hate that feeling (thats why i dont like cruise control). and jlink has it right about not being so hard on highschoolers unless they are female.

People with two X chromosomes couldnt live. We all have 23 pairs of chromosomes, and only the last pair determines sex...XX pussy XY dick....

People with two X chromosomes couldnt live. We all have 23 pairs of chromosomes, and only the last pair determines sex...XX pussy XY dick....

Thank you for the science lesson. :screwy:

joke killer...

anyhoo, the junior one sounds about right

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Senior: One hand on wheel, foot on floor, shifter in neutral, cheerleader in passenger seat giving a BJ

Ah what it was like to be a senior!!!! :bananasmi :evillol: :evillol: (thinks of fond memories)

hm...what's a BJ?

hm...what's a BJ?
Im sure if you tried to search it on google or yahoo you could find out what it means :screwy:

methinks YukiHime was kidding. If not, I am so sorry...

Im sure if you tried to search it on google or yahoo you could find out what it means :screwy:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=BJ
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=BJ&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab=

Neither of them told me the answer... :sly:

methinks YukiHime was kidding. If not, I am so sorry...
What an I going to kid about? :uhoh:

its a blow job!!! im sure everyone knows what that is :screwy:

I take it that Yuki doesn't have tilt steering :naughty: :p

I just find it hard to believe that a so called college girl doesnt know what a BJ is, :sly: sh*t I figured that out when i was about 12 :devil: :2cents:







:1zhelp:

wow dude, wow...... do u know what a blow job is??? lol

ya im in high school and a junior now but all my friends drive as crazy as i do so its all good...

-GearHead

I take it that Yuki doesn't have tilt steering :naughty: :p
The shifter gets in the way a little more than the steering wheel but hey, if she wants to suck shes welcome the to drop my tranny into overdrive :evillol: :pimp:






:useless: :lol:

Urbandictionary.com is a better place than Google or Yahoo for finding out what a slang term or abbreviation means.

Im an HS Senior. Graduating in 4 weeks, still havent gotten past the Junior stage according to his chart :P

However, I have had my fair share of accidents and near misses!

I'm a junior, but I'm actually a good driver. I just drive way too fast on the freeway :P

isnt everybody???? hahaha

-GearHead

I'm a junior, but I'm actually a good driver. I just drive way too fast on the freeway :P

Yeah, I'm a junior too. Looking forward to the senior action though :naughty:

once you make it past freshman its pretty easy to get to senior :naughty: just remember to shift through the gears and no double cluching :boink:

Senior: One hand on wheel, foot on floor, shifter in neutral, cheerleader in passenger seat giving a BJ

Wow, now that im a Senior. Will this happen to me, lol? :rofl:

Whenever i get in my friends cars i try and jump in the BACK seat.. in the meantime everyone else fights for shotgun. Im just like take the front ill sit in the back and be a little bit more confident i wont die in a crash.

im a senior but just cus im in high school dont mean i drive stupid. but the other bj part is good as long as you keep your mind on the road. its safer in park but better in drive. try it @ 20 mph. just in case. graduating tomorrow.

Its rather hard to get a BJ and shift gears while driving a standard so do it in park unless you got an automatic. The last thing you need is to have your GF suddenly change gears without pressing the clutche ( lol yes I mean the car, not your personal tranny)

u know high school drivers aren't had at all, its my 1st yr at PCC (pasadena city college) and i must say people in college are alot worse than in high school, my doors have been hit so many times because poeple park too close, i've been hit in the back, on the side of my car, people play their music so loud you can't sleep when your trying to pass time between classes its HORRIBLE

i'll be in that situation in a couple of months.

people play their music so loud you can't sleep when your trying to pass time between classes its HORRIBLE DUDE! THATS WHAT THE CLASSES ARE FOR! :banghead: Didnt you learn anything in high school? Its not the classes that teach you, its what you learn outside the classes that really helps. I ask you what is more important learning about the past, or how to roll a joint or shotgun a few beers? The ONLY class worth paying any attention to are the mechanics classes :sunglasse and those are better spent in the parking lot (or the back seat as the case may be :naughty: )

HAHAHAHA EXACTLY........

-GearHead

what's a blowjob?

youre kidding right. i hope this is a joke. how old are you? you dont know what a bj is.:banghead:

OMG how can there be someone out there how doesnt know what a bj is? Check here Urbandictionary.com im sure they will have a definition if not go ask your parents

A blow job is when somebody sucks your penis. It can be a man or a woman.

Can I be more clear and consice?

^^^A good blowjob also consists of swallowing.....

....to be a little more transparent :p

I still prefer the 69 my self :naughty:

69's too much work if you can just get head

Yeah true. but if your good with your tongue you both get off! :naughty: If your good at eating out she'll stay with you forever!

Whats a BJ?





Hahaha Im just joking I hope I didnt stress anyone out on that

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=BJ
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=BJ&ei=UTF-8&fr=fp-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab=

Neither of them told me the answer... :sly:


What an I going to kid about? :uhoh:

lmao...try whore gives BJ...http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=whore+gives+BJ&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab= (http://)

sorry i posted wrong Click here (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=whore+gives+BJ&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&cop=mss&tab=)

by the way this isnt sexualy edumacation posts....

haha wow... people don't understand a blow job... pathetic.. and uh... if girls are such bad drivers then how come our insurance is lower :evillol:

^^because most of htem accept the fact that they suck and dont drive as crazy as guys where as guys over estimate there ability....but jsut remember after 24 guys drops and females goes up....

haha wow... people don't understand a blow job... pathetic.. and uh... if girls are such bad drivers then how come our insurance is lower :evillol:

Just taking a stab here... perhaps because they spend more time in the passenger seat?

cute

perhaps cause guys are willing to pay more for it....

...why do girls pay more for underwear?

I just find it hard to believe that a so called college girl doesnt know what a BJ is, :sly: sh*t I figured that out when i was about 12 :devil: :2cents:







:1zhelp:
Remember to pray to your god that you found me that day that doesn't know what a BJ is. :sly:

If there's a college girl that has JUST learned what a BJ is, she sounds like a pretty decent gal... and I want her number! ;)

perhaps cause guys are willing to pay more for it....

...why do girls pay more for underwear?

perhaps it's because girls are beter at gettin tickets to bounce then men

bounce... haha i get it!

no seriously i think its cause girls (on average) have lots of little crashes that don't get claimed on or simply don't bother getting fixed cause their underwear means more to them than their car...

bounce... haha i get it!

no seriously i think its cause girls (on average) have lots of little crashes that don't get claimed on or simply don't bother getting fixed cause their underwear means more to them than their car...

Or because it's their boyfriends/husbands car!! :)

two things...

1. i can't help wondering what Yuki would have said if he/she had known what it meant...

2. That blue saleen mustang pic is really annoying, reminds me of the silver mustang that held me up a few weeks back...

lol i think TRD2000 has a thing with girls underwear, but that might just be how i see it

Haha... Only When I'm Lucky!

Hey I prefer the girls spending more on underwear. The more they spend on it the better it should look. (Or they can go with out)

Less is More

Ladies underwear has to be one of the only things in the world that you actually have to spend MORE for to get LESS! Square inch by square inch, less is most definately more!

Um... not like I'd know or anything! :p

two things...

1. i can't help wondering what Yuki would have said if he/she had known what it meant...

Excuse me? :sly:

Remember to pray to your god that you found me that day that doesn't know what a BJ is. :sly:
care to translate this yuki, this makes no sence to me.
BTW i dont believe in any god

ya i didn't get that either

yea, that made no damn sense

care to translate this yuki, this makes no sence to me.
BTW i dont believe in any god
The first line makes no sense to me...

Remember to pray to your god that you found me that day that doesn't know what a BJ is.
Yukihome, what does that^ mean.
Posted by YukiHime - 09-25-2004 at 04:26 PM
Originally Posted by ghostguy6
care to translate this yuki, this makes no sence to me.
BTW i dont believe in any god
The first line makes no sense to me...

I dont see anything wrong with this :screwy:

i think we were lucky we found her the day she didn't know what it meant cause if she knew .........
i don't know

Because I really didn't know what does that mean by that time nor even think about doing it...

oh come on yuki... i believed you till you said you hadn't thought about it!

wow those were jsut about right. im a senior and it sounds like me..cept i dont want the engine to blow b4 i do :)

oh come on yuki... i believed you till you said you hadn't thought about it!
Well, to be honest, I think whichever girl does it really lacks self respect...
How can they put such thing in their mouth...
Just couldn't imagine and don't want to imagine...

what about guys who go down?

:useless:

(Sorry, I couldn't resist!) :)

The only bad blowjob is the one that didn't happen.
(and of course the inverse: All oral sex is good, just some is better than others)

Guys get charged more for insurance, not because they have more accidents (girls do) but because the accidents they are in are more deadly and often occur @ high speed.

what about guys who go down?
NoNo, that's the same principle. That's definitely not something I wish to have happen. I'm sorry for being taught like that. :nono:

wow, i feel sorry for you, im 23 and to my Lady (yes guys, im married :( ) its a must! How did this thread get so off topic btw..

It's good if he knows what he's doing, otherwise it's just a sad sad thing.....

wow, i feel sorry for you, im 23 and to my Lady (yes guys, im married :( ) its a must! How did this thread get so off topic btw..
You felt sorry for...who?

you yuki....

guess it's one of those don't knock it if you haven't tried it things.... although i always used to knock it.

My sign says it all...

wow, that prety nieve, u have got to be kidding me. But then again , u never no wut it's like till ya've been there. And i don't understand how u lack self respect for your self by going down.. hm...and if u new wut goin down on a girl is how could u not no wut a blow job is ???? c'mon now lets be real

This Convo Just Keeps Getting Better!

Any More Takers?

^lol^

Well, we know one girl who isnt likely to get married.

never know... she might be really good at other stuff....

never know... she might be really good at other stuff....
Getting married doesn't only mean have to be good at sex... :uhoh:

she dont

I hate girls! because they all act to good for people like me! That makes me pissed off! I am a teenage boy that gets treated like crap from kids especially girls!

Ya but sex is a big part of a relationship when your younger...alot of marriges suffer becuase of it :boink:

Words escape me

haha this is so off topic..... getting funny though. anyone else wanna step up to the plate?

Getting married doesn't only mean have to be good at sex... :uhoh:

you poor poor thing. you have been soooooo misslead. it is in my relationships.:smokin:

Ya but sex is a big part of a relationship when your younger...alot of marriges suffer becuase of it :boink:

YES! very true, spread the word or don't spread your legs. play if you want but be careful and don't get carried away.

how can sex not be important? The number one market on the globe is SEX. Everybody wants to have sex. The best feelings on earth come from the natural beauty of love making. (being corny on purpose). And giving a bj isnt about a lack of respect..(unless youre a guy giving a bj then its a HUGE lack of all kinds of things).. its about love for your partner, I wouldnt marry a girl that wont give bj's. Its like she thinks its gross, and I dont wanna marry a girl that thinks my weiner is gross. No way. besides that, you need a certain daily allowance of BJs. There should be a study done to see how much life is improved when you receive a daily or twice daily BJ.. Im sure the results would be astronomical, and then it would be recommended. Its like turbocharging your life. With so many BJs you just feel good about yourself, and motivated, which leads to being sucksesful. <-lol ...Im sorry that you were taught that way too Yuki... im so so sorry. I hope one day some guy comes along in shining armor and eats you out (after taking off his armor) so you can open your eyes to a whole new world. Youre really missing out. Anyways..on topic.. I never had a car in high school, so I only got to drive my moms car with her in the passenger seat screaming at the top of her lungs..."SLOW DOWN!!" "STOP!!" "LOOKOUT" "THE LIGHT IS YELLOW" "STOP SIGN" and my favorite one... "YOURE GONNA GET A TICKET IN MY CARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" lol.. wheeewww.. yea.. now if she is ever in MY car, its... "youre gonna get a ticket, and your insurance is gonna go up".. to which I reply.. "no im not"... then turn my music up so I cant hear her over the bass, and rappers talking about bitches and hoes.

i found holding the gas pedal down till they shut up works.... means you get pretty loose on corners and stuff but hey.... it works.

This thread spun horribly off topic...jeez. I think its run its course.