Muscleman Jock: Hey ricerboy..wanna race against my HEMI?!

Ricer: Hey you're on chump! Don't be cryin when I run yo ass.

Muscleman Jock: Haha..in that thing? Pure Honda Horsepower!

Ricer: Bring it beaatch. Hang on lemme go empty my tank.

Ricer's Friend: Dude throw these Gatorade bottles away.

-Two ricers look at each other-

Ricer/Ricer's Friend: WEIGHT REDUCTION!

Ricer: Ok man let's go, we're ready.

Muscleman Jock: We go on green.

-Light turns green-

-HEMI jumps from the line-

-Civic follows close behind-

-Civic slowly catches up-

-HEMI wins by a car length-

Muscleman Jock: HAHA LOSER!

Ricer: Ah shit man..I lost again!

Ricer's Friend: Dude install your body kit..that will add 30 horsepower!

Ricer: Yeah, right on! -high five-

Ricer: Next week Muscleman Jock, we race again!

-Muscleman Jock burns off-

..:: To be continued ::..

Tune in next week when Ricer installs his sway bar and challenges a Corvette!

Sucked

the gatorade part was funny

yea I would have to say that was some of the most non funny ricer shit I've heard....

lol

meh, i thought it was funny.

i kind of chuckled... nevermind, it was just a burp

i kind of chuckled... nevermind, it was just a burp


haha, now your icon is really funny though

If you thought that was funny check this out.

http://www.oneishy.com/mirrored/honduh.php

If you thought that was funny check this out.

http://www.oneishy.com/mirrored/honduh.php

not that funny but i am somehow amused by it. :lol2:
got rice? :iceslolan

fucking hilarious

yea the 2nd one was def better lol not just completely falling out of chair but it gave me a good chuckle :D

is it just me or did the guy that took the pictures not able to keep the camera still? all the pictures are blurred sort of...

i thought the bodykit high-five part was funny

ricer-bashing is kind of old tho. if someone wants to put a 3 foot wing on their car more power to them, i don't get heated when fat chicks wear makeup.

i thought the bodykit high-five part was funny

ricer-bashing is kind of old tho. if someone wants to put a 3 foot wing on their car more power to them, i don't get heated when fat chicks wear makeup.

^that's the funniest thing in this whole thread...lol

Emerge. I want to have sex with your car. Then steal it.

@asterox:
-I'm not ricer bashing..hell I could almost pass for a ricer myself lol...just had some funny stuff come to mind.

One word, this thread is.
Lame

As said before...this thread = teh suck.

I thought it was funny. If he had been a muscleman just ragging on rice, it would've been different, but the fact that a fellow Honda driver can effectively satirize Honda sterotypes is pretty funny. Especially the part about Gatorade-bottle weight reduction :rofl:

hhahaha thst pretty funny



especially the picture..thats great

I enjoyed it

i thought the bodykit high-five part was funny

ricer-bashing is kind of old tho. if someone wants to put a 3 foot wing on their car more power to them, i don't get heated when fat chicks wear makeup.

but how do you feel when they wear a thong bikini at the beach and look like a 375 pound pile of mashed potoes in swimwear? :evillol:

but how do you feel when they wear a thong bikini at the beach and look like a 375 pound pile of mashed potoes in swimwear? :evillol:

I throw bread at them and watch the seagulls attack :evillol:

lol :rofl:

yeah, ok..