hey theres a red eclipse (around 96) and a old silver car(american pos) near my house on the side of the road, have been for about a week. Should i break the windows, steal stuff? how can i hotwire? I NEED TO WREAK HAVOC

Yeah lets go steal stuff! Hopefully the person that owns the eclipse comes while you are stealing his shit and beatsh the ever loving shit outta you.

Congratulations, you just lost all repect from every member on this board, you must be proud. :D

thats the dumbest thing that I have ever heard in my life. Hey look a car looks go steal shit. I hope you try to and the owners run out and be the hell out of you and once your down beat you until you cant walk for the rest of your sad sad piece of shit life

:iagree: :banhim: :wtf: :twak: :comprage1 :loser:

if you were my friend I would punch you in the top of the head and plant you straight in the ground for even thinking of it

Isn't it simpler to ask the owner if you can have the stuff in his car, or else buy it from him, rather than break in and steal it?

you must be the dumbest person i agree you need to be banned you dumb ass get your own shit the hard way work your ass off

my advice to you is to go pick up a copy of Vice City

Do the whole universe a favor, DON'T BREED, as a matter of fact kill yourself, and slap your mother for bringing you into this world and wasting our air, you are a true fucking idiot and have no place among the living.

yah this guy is a fucking retard. I looked through some of his old posts and first he says that he has a 92 hatch, then he says he has a 96 240, now he wants a 4G Lude and it seems like he's already broke into the eclipse because he's parting shit out from it.

fine go to do it, have a blast, i hope the cops catch you, and while your in prison someone can do the same thing to your car, or maybe just steal it all together... you are an ass, go jump off a bridge, or get hit by a car. You know the most logical thing to do would be to call the cops and tell them about the cars, but i guess your what... 12? and think your some tough shit.

Aside from all the above which i agree with, if you need to ask how to how wire you should be thinking to stealing cars.

Wait better yet.......Take the red wire and put that in you mouth, then take the black and touch it to the engine block.

Enjoy

hey theres a red eclipse (around 96) and a old silver car(american pos) near my house on the side of the road, have been for about a week. Should i break the windows, steal stuff? how can i hotwire? I NEED TO WREAK HAVOC

LMAO, hey if you steel the parts... then you have a customer right here.. :loser: ...My digits are 911. Call me up and we'll negotiate. :grinno:

Here's how you hotwire them cars, bro...
you'll need some jumper cables
then hook the jumper cables to the battery
then clip the positive to the inside of your left eye lid and the negative to your tongue.
BAAM... you are hot wired!

Somebody please :banhim:

Here's how you hotwire them cars, bro...
you'll need some jumper cables
then hook the jumper cables to the battery
then clip the positive to the inside of your left eye lid and the negative to your tongue.
BAAM... you are hot wired!


id go with this one. :naughty: :evillol:

LOL...If you notice,the person that starts these lame posts never replies when everyone cuts up on him.....He's such an ass......Why does he even post???

HAS THIS DUDE LOST HIS FRICKING MIND!!!! Hey why dont u tell us where you live....we will come visit you.......hehehehe

woo hoo, first ever AF field trip :D

woo hoo, first ever AF field trip :D

Incuded: A free newbie bash fest!! :naughty:

:iceslolan Im in

:werd: count me in too...

I can't wait, free field trip right?

baseball bats and hockey sticks not included. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/evil_lol.gif

okay guys, this guy has been banned numerous times...lets let these threads bury themselves at the bottom of the page

aright here is what this kid needs to do, he needs to take a pair of jumper cable hook them up the battery terminals take the positive and but it on his nut sack, the negative and place it on his tongue and then go start the car instance STEALING.....the life of an idiot

wow sh** i need to learn to type, sorry hope u can make that out...