Come on now, we've all been flabergasted by a hottie (or someone real ugly) and said something stupid in front of/to them. What was the stupidest/worst thing you've said?
Me:
"Wow, you have really nice breasts!"
Her:
"What?!"
Me:
"Er..."
her:
"Ew, you asshole!"
:D

:D Hey cuttie, wanna go make out in my Pontiac Aztec?

Her reply, " I'd rather be seen riding in a 76 Chevy Vega!

Hi, Carguy I see the Aztec getting used again please fill me in, what do they look like and what's wrong with them. Thanks

"Tyra Banks has spectacular breasts."

Jeez, I'm an idiot!

me: ur sister has a nice rack. she sure is hot.
her: :eek2: smacks me in the face

sure fucked that up good :rolleyes:

me: i normally dont date girls over 200lbs but i made an exception for u. good thing i said that one on the phone. all she did was hang up :D

Do you really need a bra for them....(they where so small !!!).....never saw her again...LOL

Ah, I haven't ever done aything nearly that bad. I hate to be you guys if you said that.

Originally posted by GTO-TT/Chev57
Hi, Carguy I see the Aztec getting used again please fill me in, what do they look like and what's wrong with them. Thanks

Lets see....an Aztek looks like somebody tried to stack an old Pontiac Sunbird on top of a 79 Mustang and gave it a high & wide ass-end.......

Its Ugliness beyond description......If there were automotive freekshows, it would be the main attraction!

Thanks carguy, now I know why people joke about them

GTO, check out "Aztek vs. Echo" topic in Cars In General -> Car Comparisons. I posted a couple pics of one there.

To my friend's GF (while i was drunk) : You know, dave really loves ya, but you reallt need to put out more.

Yeah, good job guys. Perhaps before saying anything from now on, edit anything out that involves breasts. At least until like the third date or so.

I always say mean things, so I accidenly let it slip on my bitch sometimes. :D Some of the regulars are:

Do you think I'm as stupid as you look?

You put the "ho" in "whoa"!

(Friends, mom, brother, etc.) ......have a room temperature I.Q.

I have a lot more, but I am too busy yelling at my half dead gramda on the phone. Maybe she will kick the bucket and leave me that whole 5 dollars she was thinking about giving me for my birthday.

You are mean!

(as this group of girls walk by) "Hey, it's the Hooooeeee Traaaiinnnn!!"

Nacho, I have a friend named Dave, and he has a GF exactly like you said!:eek:

Another stupid thing to say is..."will you marry me?"......

Not big on marraige are you?

Yep....you could say that...lol

Stupidest thing I've said to a girl was probably "mmmfffggg..eerrr..huhnnnnnnnn"

I've used this 'sentence' on more than one embarrasing occassion.

ROFLMAO Lizard King :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I've done that one too many many times, too :D

Gee.....your not as good as your sister.

What's your wifes sister better at!!!!!!!!!:D

Better not answer that incase she ever gets in this forum and see's !!!!

Go on tell us

Boy so many things to choose from....oh i got a good one!

"Hey would you like to go back to my place and make a baby?"

Yeah needless to say she wasnt to impressed, but just to let you know, i nabbed her two weeks later!
Peace....
:sun:

Hey john98r/t....i guess that will teach her for saying no the first time :D :D :D

Yeah Prmers Man they always fall, and when they do they fall hard!!!
Peace....
:eek:

There was this chick I had over my Crib with a very nice set of Jubbles and then out of my mouth came: Well here we are just the FOUR of us.........can i play with them!!!:evillaugh

I love you. That opens a whole new set of problems

I don't know about the rest of you, but I could never find a nice way to say: "Can you suck my dick?"

Every I can think of to say it just happens to be the wrong way for that particular girl . . . I get one of these faces :huh: lol . . . kinda frustrating ya know?

LOL...I cant understand why they get so up set about it too.....it's such a simple question !!

jesus, some of you people have no respect,

Around the actual person, you never say this. you just find some corner of the internet and say it.

Come on Blatch . . . you aren't old enough to have a say yet . . . you've got LOADS of experiences to go through before you can really understand . . . trust me!

Not to dis, or belittle . . . just my view . . . you're 15 man . . .

"One day, you too will be a swan . . . "

wow, what a bunch of yungens' here. :) Makes me feel old.

In college a girl propositioned me. And without thinking I said "Not tonight. I've got to study." Stupid stupid stupid. Although I get paid six figures a year now, so I guess it paid off in the end. (You get lots of women when you got the cash).

Lets have some then. Cash I mean..:bloated: