Supreme Court case SYDNEY

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the All Blacks this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

...uhh...was this supposed to be a joke cuz it flew right over my head :dunno:

...uhh...was this supposed to be a joke cuz it flew right over my head :dunno:
yeah and even though i don't watch rugby, that was pretty funny

...uhh...was this supposed to be a joke cuz it flew right over my head :dunno:
:rolleyes:

damn you. damn your bad jokes. and damn rugby.


(I am going to die for that :) )

actually, if I hadn't read some of the other rugby threads I would have had no idea what the hell you were talking about. I am just a football (not soccer) watching American.

:lol2:

Added warning :thefinger

Why should you never run down a Wallabies supporter on a bike????????






It is most likely your bike :lol:

Why should you never run down a Wallabies supporter on a bike????????






It is most likely your bike :lol:


What the hell does that mean? I don'y get it :banghead:

LOL.

And LOL @ some people on this board.

LOL.

And LOL @ some people on this board.


what is that supposed to mean?

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Surely we all know that Australia was founded on Criminal records right????

:lol2:

Nice one Oz.

If the kid felt safe with the AB's, think how safe he would be with the Springboks :eek:

Was good for chuckle. My parents used to beat me - at chess.

Your bloody kidding. He'd be back incourt in 2 weeks with gouged eyes, rucked back, broken ankle etc. :thefinger

rotflmao that joke was hilarious. :rofl: :rofl:

Low blow.

What the hell does that mean? I don'y get it :banghead:
Aussies are descended from criminals. You can figure out the rest. ;)

Nice one!! Yeah, we're a bunch of convicts, who said crime doesn't pay!!!

Your bloody kidding. He'd be back incourt in 2 weeks with gouged eyes, rucked back, broken ankle etc. :thefinger

Oi! Low blow :mad:

I don't think they would gouge his eyes, that would be too obvious :biggrin2: :thefinger

NEVER BOTHERED THEM BEFORE :evillol: ;)

:lol2:

Nice one Oz.

If the kid felt safe with the AB's, think how safe he would be with the Springboks :eek:
NO WAY!!!!! Far too much risk of him getting a mysterious case of food poisoning :thefinger




*Runs*

NO WAY!!!!! Far too much risk of him getting a mysterious case of food poisoning :thefinger




*Runs*


I'm coming for you, James.

Ach! Scheiss! The finals is Aus v England! :eek: I didn't know they were already at the finals! I reckon I'll have to root for good old Aus. :cool:

another attempt at humor...FAILED :thefinger

another attempt at humor...FAILED :thefinger

Another sign that confirms everyone's suspicions about Americans. :thefinger :thefinger

It's not our fault that the bloody idiots can't tackle!

When you take into consideration the fact that the All Blacks have these new technologically advanced shirts that stick to the body and form some aerodynamic crap making it hard to be tackled, but the aussies were wearing the traditional shirt and we couldn't tackle them, it makes even more funnier.

If you can make some sense out of that good, but if you can't: I'm mocking my own national team. They suck.

It's not our fault that the bloody idiots can't tackle!

When you take into consideration the fact that the All Blacks have these new technologically advanced shirts that stick to the body and form some aerodynamic crap making it hard to be tackled, but the aussies were wearing the traditional shirt and we couldn't tackle them, it makes even more funnier.

If you can make some sense out of that good, but if you can't: I'm mocking my own national team. They suck.
:rolleyes: Yeah, it was the shirts fault. T0sspot. j00 LOST :thefinger

:rolleyes: Yeah, it was the shirts fault. T0sspot. j00 LOST :thefinger


LOL, Grant, you read that way wrong bud. He was saying it was just funny that NZ had these tight shirts to make them hard to tackle, but the Aussies had normal shirts, and still the All Blacks couldn't tackle them. :) He wasn't making excuses (although that is the Kiwi way :p eh Jimmy? ;))

NO WAY!!!!! Far too much risk of him getting a mysterious case of food poisoning :thefinger




*Runs*

You guys still making excuses for losing to SA in the 1995 World Cup?

^^ Yes, we would've won if half the team weren't sick and the ref didn't have a free diamond in his boot. :grinno:

LOL, Grant, you read that way wrong bud. He was saying it was just funny that NZ had these tight shirts to make them hard to tackle, but the Aussies had normal shirts, and still the All Blacks couldn't tackle them. :) He wasn't making excuses (although that is the Kiwi way :p eh Jimmy? ;))

Egzachery. :screwy: