The Ultimate Colt 45 Experience

Friends, I wanted to let you all in on "The Colt 45 Ultimate Experience." We all know that Colt 45 is a fine premium malt liquor that anyone can afford. If you haven't already you should go right now to your local "package goods" dealer and pay 2 dollars for eighty ounces of fun. I'm leaving 2 links down here for your personal entertainment and enjoyment.. The Colt 45 Experience link is rather amusing. Go their and go to the Billy Dee Smoothness test or anything for that matter. And the reviews are equally as funny. Feel free to express any feeling on this subject. And please use the links to their entirerty, and remember "It works every time."

The Colt 45 Experience (http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/colt1.html)

Some consumer reviews on the product (http://www.epinions.com/fddk-Beers-By_Name-All-Colt_45_Malt_Liquor/display_~reviews/listype_~opb/pp_~1/sort_~date/sort_dir_~des)

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~mgp9316/colt.gif

Feel free to join me in the Ghetto and knock back on a 40. GODDAMN, thats some good Colt 45:xelicon:

Common symptoms of Colt 45 Consumption

Drink some and you'll feel like this>:ylsuper

Drink some, smoke crack, and this may occur>:jump:

Drink too much and see what you had for lunch>:apuke:

Subject 1 is a good Colt 45 drinker>:xelicon:

Subject 2 is used to drinking natures waste of grain "Mickey's">:spit:


Well there you have it folks, get 2 dollars right now and go down to your local "packaged goods" store and buy 2 40's of Ice Cold Colt 45. And remember, "It works every time."

I've always been a fan of Crazy Horse myself. Sadly enough, it has just about disappeared from the market far as I can tell :( Damn shame. Best damn malt liquor I ever tasted. But Colt is no sluch.

Damn, those consumer reviews are funny :hehe: :

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Would you like some Dom Perrier, 1985?
by AADropout
Pros: Cheap, excellent taste
Cons: there are none. this beer is the bomb

I perfer Mickeys over Colt 45 anyday. Alot smoother, but I really perfer a good beer in an ice cold mug.(the only way to drink a good beer)
Hey whats this in my hand? Amber Bock in an ice cold mug. See what I mean makes your mouth water.

Sorry dude, you just can't drink malt liquor out of anything but the bottle. Nothin better than kickin back wit a 40 spot, HOORAH

Of course malt liquor out of the bottle, but a beer must be poured to release the carbonation properly.

True, True I concur.

LOL Colt 45s are king of 40s.... ghetto 40s are coo, and they don't taste THAT bad.... all the other kinds are nasty (eg. olde english)

i almost chugged a whole 40 at a party once.... i was so close, there was only like a 1/2 inch left of colt to go :( soo close, maybe next time... oh well i schooled the other guy that thought he can chug anything :rolleyes:

probably the cheapest way to get drunk, lol :D

but i usually drink beer at parties... I will get the occasional micky of vodka or somethin, Bacardi Limon is nice

Hey did you take the Colt 45 experience yet? You are missing out if you didn't.:bandit:

Which came first?

The Colt .45 that served our service personel as a superior sidearm,

or

Colt 45 the nasty beer??

Shouldn't there be a name infringmet suit there somewhere??

Alright, alright. I've taken your little challenge and the only place I could find Colt 45 was in the ghetto convience store. Clearly a white, upper middle income guy isn't supposed to drink this judging by the looks of the cashier and everyone else in the store. Buy hey, I went from zero to shit-faced in four dollars!

Originally posted by enginerd
Alright, alright. I've taken your little challenge and the only place I could find Colt 45 was in the ghetto convience store. Clearly a white, upper middle income guy isn't supposed to drink this judging by the looks of the cashier and everyone else in the store. Buy hey, I went from zero to shit-faced in four dollars!

Where's the barf smilie when you need him?

A 4 dollar drunk... ehew, that makes my stomach turn.

Are you sitting on the toilet yet??:eek:

Originally posted by Tireburner

Colt 45 the nasty beer??


it's not really a beer, it's supposed to be malt liquor. But it's more like a strong beer

Here there's only 1 true liquor store, called the LCBO. Since it's illegal to sell alcohol in normal stores here. They have it at all LCBOs aswell as like $3000 bottles of wine, that's variety :)

engine, you paid $4 for it!!?! you got ripped off! lol, they should be under or around $3

4$ for 80oz.

Originally posted by gang$tarr


it's not really a beer, it's supposed to be malt liquor. But it's more like a strong beer

I'd rather drink Old English 800!! (Only if forced to do so) :D

Originally posted by Tireburner


I'd rather drink Old English 800!! (Only if forced to do so) :D

ah man, olde english is NASTY!! :D it's got that ASS aftertaste

Colt 45 is way better

:mad: Olde English is terrible... I only got drunk off it once, and it made me so violent my friends locked me in a closet until I calmed down.. I was in there for the better part of an hour. Bad shiite.

Yeah, but if you're out for a $1.99 drunk, Olde English fits the bill! :D

Something about having a horseshoe on the label makes me wonder where the water for the beer (malt) came from... chill runs up the spine...:bloated:

Originally posted by Tireburner
Yeah, but if you're out for a $1.99 drunk, Olde English fits the bill! :D


so does colt 45! same price :)

I prefer to see it as "an outstanding shit-faced to dollar ratio.

$1.99X2=80oz.
80oz.=shit-faced
so then: 1.99X2=3.98=shit-faced
we can simplify the equation as:
3.98=shit-faced

Looking at more "upscale liquors" we can see

5.99$=6 pack : 1 beer=12oz : so 6 beers =72oz
we are missing 8oz so we must make up the difference. 5.99/6=.998$
.998$X8/12=.665$ now we add the difference 5.99+.665=6.655
6.655$=shit-faced

Of course, I omitted the sales tax. And remember kiddies, your experiences may vary.

Colt 45 is garbage.

Originally posted by enginerd
I prefer to see it as "an outstanding shit-faced to dollar ratio.

$1.99X2=80oz.
80oz.=shit-faced
so then: 1.99X2=3.98=shit-faced
we can simplify the equation as:
3.98=shit-faced

Looking at more "upscale liquors" we can see

5.99$=6 pack : 1 beer=12oz : so 6 beers =72oz
we are missing 8oz so we must make up the difference. 5.99/6=.998$
.998$X8/12=.665$ now we add the difference 5.99+.665=6.655
6.655$=shit-faced

Of course, I omitted the sales tax. And remember kiddies, your experiences may vary.

you're not counting that the Colt 45 also has more alcohol percentage

one 40 of colt 45 is the equivelent to about 5-6 beers

Factoid:

They (Colt 45 and Old English 800) are twice as nasty when you are praying to the porcelin god, and it's coming out your nose! :rolleyes:

That's when you opt for the expensive stuff that agrees with your stomach!!

Here's a visual for you on my last post!! :D :D

http://rock103.com/crew/pics/?pow=071398

Originally posted by Tireburner
Here's a visual for you on my last post!! :D :D

http://rock103.com/crew/pics/?pow=071398 NOW THAT'S FUCKING PLEASANT :rolleyes:

Originally posted by JD@af
NOW THAT'S FUCKING PLEASANT :rolleyes:


I knew someone would enjoy it!!! :rolleyes: