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Aztek - Uglius Maximus


Carguy
03-30-2001, 10:21 PM
Everytime I see one of those puke green swamp things with the high wide back-side, I want to stop it and look in on the owner.

You see I figure its gotta be some guy named Billy-Bob who won it in crap game and figured that it would be ideal to haul the bass-boat in and out of the bog.

Sitting beside him I expect to see his ex-cousin now misses, Fanny-Mae wanting to trade it in for some new teeth and a pair of white high heels to wear to the Possum festival.

General Motors trashes the Oldsmobile brand because it says it has lost its appeal.

Who the heck is the Aztek suppose to appeal to???

(Aliens?, Geeks?, Game Show Contestants?.......)

Heep
03-31-2001, 07:11 AM
lol Carguy

If you notice, the grand prize in Tim Hortons Roll Up the Rim this year is an Aztek :D

Carguy
03-31-2001, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Heep
lol Carguy

If you notice, the grand prize in Tim Hortons Roll Up the Rim this year is an Aztek :D

Ya gotta hope there's a cash substitute!

Porsche
03-31-2001, 01:56 PM
Well, all I gota say is that they sold another 20 to Tim Hortons for that contest. (Waste) Also those American actors can't rrrrroll there r's. Asstek's would make good cars to be crushed by monster trucks, with all that boxiness and such.

Carguy
03-31-2001, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Porsche

Well, all I gota say is that they sold another 20 to Tim Hortons for that contest. (Waste) Also those American actors can't rrrrroll there r's. Asstek's would make good cars to be crushed by monster trucks, with all that boxiness and such.

I dont think that monster trucks would want to be seen near an Aztek!

MBTN
03-31-2001, 07:17 PM
The aztek is so ugly, just like the classic Ferrari's...

Heep
04-01-2001, 10:50 AM
Classic Ferraris are beautiful...why do you have one in your signature???

MBTN
04-01-2001, 01:49 PM
Wink wink...

Porsche
04-03-2001, 11:27 AM
I'd cry if somebody mafde an Aztek monster truck.

MBTN
04-03-2001, 12:55 PM
I'd laugh, and laugh harder when it roles over, then bursts into flames. :D

Porsche
04-03-2001, 04:22 PM
LOL

Rich
09-13-2001, 09:49 AM
LOL!! This thread cracks me up! I think that we should all get together and sign a pertition to get the asstec taken off the market:D

Heep
09-13-2001, 05:52 PM
Ha! That sounds great to me :D:D

ArtemisEntreriR34
07-03-2002, 10:10 PM
Aztec's are ugly, I think all SUV's are ugly, and I think SUV's that look like Vans that got smack with a baseball bat are ugly*2. The Aztecs are Ugly times 4.

|Banchi1O5|
07-21-2002, 12:27 AM
amen
but all suv's arent ugly

im kinda fond of the escalade myself

lifeiscars
08-13-2002, 12:55 PM
i saw a aztech in front of my neighbors house, and i went and pissed on it. come to find out they bought it....i liek to go each nite and scracth the plastic, a scatch a night. I hate them, and i hate vans. if someone made it into a moster truck i would bomb it. haha

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