So it's a little long, sue me!!

My friends read this with caution or your head will shrink and it will
hurt. . . really bad.

Hello, my name is none of your business. I am
suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor
scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by
squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion
chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6
year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of
her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
have it removed before her redneck parents sell her
off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly
believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are
you?Ooooh, lookyhere If I scroll down this page and
make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams
tomorrow What a bunch of junk. So basically, this
message is directed to all the people out there who
have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain
mail forwards.Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will
come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my
forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not
continuing the chain which was started by a knight of
the round table and was brought to this country by
midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to
the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World
Records for longest continuous streak of blatant
stupidity.If you're going to forward something, at
least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all
the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this
poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow
receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90 times. It's getting old. Show a little
intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are
it's your own unpopularity.


THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:

(scroll down)













Make a wish













No, really, go on and make one












Oh please, they'll never go out with you

















Wish something else



















No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being















Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?












STOP




Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :)
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in
the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja
elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of
manure. It's true Because, THIS letter isn't like all
of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE Really
Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed
with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed
with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
letter, and may form a plot on your life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
letter and will napalm your house.

Thanks Good Luck


Chain Letter Type 2:

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You
see, there is a starving little boy in
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no
parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be
saved, because for every time you pass this on, a
dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless
Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of
counting the emails sent and this is all a complete
load of junk. So go on reach out. Send this to 5
people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if
you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people,you will
die instantly Thanks again


Chain Letter Type 3:

Hi there This chain letter has been in
existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible
because there was no email then and probably not as
many sad email addicts with nothing better to do. So
this is how it works:

1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story* #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
Saturday. She had recently received this letter and
ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the
sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a
drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over
a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died
too.

This Could Happen To You


*Bizarre Horror Story* 2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter
in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was
crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a plane that
just happened to be flying directly above him.

This Could Happen To You Too


2. Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and
Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser
friends, and everything will be okay.


Chain Letter Type 4:

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send
it to every one of your friends.

Friends
Blah, Blah, Blah,
Friends,
Blah, Blah, Blah.

A friend is not someone who sends you chain
letters because he wants his wish of being rich to
come true.

Now pass this on If you don't, no one will like
you for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you
live.

The point being?
*If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it.
*If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by
making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27
years, whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

*******Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise
you'll find all your socks missing tomorrow morning.

Dude, you gotta lay off the coffee.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!!!!!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

I hate those damn chain letters too!!! :hehehe:

Why, oh why did I sit there and read the whole thing? :confused: :eek:

:D:D

Originally posted by G-Forces
Why, oh why did I sit there and read the whole thing? :confused: :eek:

:D:D

Cuz if ya didn't, then a big shark would come out of nowhere and eat you alive! Now aren't ya glad you read the whole thing?:finger: j/k:)

Originally posted by G-Forces
Why, oh why did I sit there and read the whole thing? :confused: :eek:

:D:D
I'm wondering the same thing!! :confused::D Of course someone DID email me somethin like that once. All my friends bitch if they send me a chain email about friendship and they dont get it back the same day :rolleyes: Chains suck, but the above one is worth forwarding :p LOL

Originally posted by G-Forces
Why, oh why did I sit there and read the whole thing? :confused: :eek:

:D:D

Thats what i was thinking too !!! :bloated: :bloated:

:p :p

phew! I thought I was going mad sitting there and reading the whole thing.
Its good to see im not alone :p

Thank God I didn't read it and just noticed all your responses. Whew!!:D

Originally posted by super 96 accord
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You
see, there is a starving little boy in
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no
parents, and no goats.


Hey! I have a brother in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen!!!

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Thank God I didn't read it and just noticed all your responses. Whew!!:D

Ditto