A blonde was driving down the motorway when her mobile phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her:

"Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way
on the M5. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's hundreds of them!"

:sly:

:repost: and i'm pretty sure it was u who did it last time too... i could be wrong... it's 37min after tomorrow right now!

:screwy: :screwy: :loser:

my dad told me this joke about 5 years ago