There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scots man at a bar.
The English man says "I went into me daughters bedroom the other day and found a packet of fags" then says "the thing is I didn't realised she smoked"
The Scots man then says "I had a similar experience; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a bottle of vodka" he says "the thing is I didn't realise she drank"
The Irish man then said "The same thing happened to me; I went into my daughters bedroom and found a packet of condoms" he then says "The thing is I didn't realise she had a penis."

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Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg
a packet of fags"


is this a typo or is it suppose to say fags?:confused:

Originally posted by esp



is this a typo or is it suppose to say fags?:confused:


eric, fags are cigarettes in england i think its england :confused:

Hes English, cigarettes are call fags

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beat to it

an English-man in a bar encounters a Canadian.

Englishman: "can i bum a fag?"

Canadian: "whatever floats your boat, buddy. don't look at me, though"

If you look up the definition of faggot - it says its a bundle of sticks. The US slang term however is quite different....

So......basically you can say, In England, "There are too many fags in this room!" And no one's feelings will be hurt.:iceslolan :icon16: :icon16:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
So......basically you can say, In England, "There are too many fags in this room!" And no one's feelings will be hurt.:iceslolan :icon16: :icon16:


haha thats funny :lol: :icon16: :cwm27: