I was at a red light last night when out of nowhere this non street legal alchohol funny car pulled up next to me. I looked over and asked if he want to race for green slips, because in arizona titles are green and shit, so is money so eitherway im a winner. So he agrees by revving and saying something but his slash pipes coming out from his hood made it hard to hear what he was gonna say. Anyway the light turned green and i wasn't sure if he was gonna race so i rolled out through first, well he decides to race and just lays the dual thermaquads open, i could hear the gas being fed before his car accelerated so I gunned it also. Anyway we were at about 300mph when I decided it was time to end the race so i dropped it into second gear where my powerband is and just blew him away.

Anyway I was so far away when the race ended I couldnt find him to claim ownership of his car.

:22yikes:


he never stood a chance!


Bikes OWN!

Originally posted by R1-rider
I was at a red light last night when out of nowhere this non street legal alchohol funny car pulled up next to me. I looked over and asked if he want to race for green slips, because in arizona titles are green and shit, so is money so eitherway im a winner. So he agrees by revving and saying something but his slash pipes coming out from his hood made it hard to hear what he was gonna say. Anyway the light turned green and i wasn't sure if he was gonna race so i rolled out through first, well he decides to race and just lays the dual thermaquads open, i could hear the gas being fed before his car accelerated so I gunned it also. Anyway we were at about 300mph when I decided it was time to end the race so i dropped it into second gear where my powerband is and just blew him away.

Anyway I was so far away when the race ended I couldnt find him to claim ownership of his car.

BULLSHIT!

How can a non-legal car have a "slip":icon16:?

off-road classified vehicles :)

Originally posted by R1-rider
off-road classified vehicles :)

Oh okay, I believe you now.



:uhoh:

carrrnutt has a big head about his se-r you should race his r1 carrrnutt when we meet up

lol j/p man

yea that is tight r1
i love bikes but im too scared to ever ride on one, i would kill myself

Sounds like the stories from speedmagazine.com :smile:

how does a 6 sec 1/4 mile funnycar that can do 320 some odd mph lose to a streetbike?

how does a streetbike go 300MPH when the fastest official so far is 213 MPH in a disgustingly modified bike putting 420 hp to the wheel (http://www.swaintech.com/fastbike.html)?
how does a rider and bike fairings hold on at 300MPH?

raising the b.s. flag here. Unless it wasnt a REAL funnycar.

Originally posted by Steel
how does a 6 sec 1/4 mile funnycar lose to a bike?

how does a streetbike go 300MPH when the fastest official so far is 201 MPH in a busa?
how does a rider and bike fairings hold on at 300MPH?

raising the b.s. flag here.


We have a winner!


You're the first to actually believe it... you get this awesome Smiley in your honor!

:loser: :slap: :twak:


:lol: Just playin man...

Dang, I want an R1.

Originally posted by Steel
how does a 6 sec 1/4 mile funnycar that can do 320 some odd mph lose to a streetbike?

how does a streetbike go 300MPH when the fastest official so far is 213 MPH in a disgustingly modified bike putting 420 hp to the wheel (http://www.swaintech.com/fastbike.html)?
how does a rider and bike fairings hold on at 300MPH?

raising the b.s. flag here. Unless it wasnt a REAL funnycar.


as redneck put it.........ding ding ding.......winner of the :eek7: award.....steel.....:bricks1:


steel reading my post and reneck's:comprage1

On the bullshit meter this thread ranks as #1 in the past month.

And your prize?

a cup of monkey piss.