warning may cause offense to some....

THE NEW SLANG DICTIONARY

AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

BEER SCOOTER
The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not
remember it
i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must have
caught the beer scooter".


BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is
common to visit one before going out on the booze.


F*ckSh*tF*ckSh*tF*ckSh*t
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a
speed.


MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed
from the outside, but there's actually f*ck-all in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you
wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got 4 buttocks

SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

:hehehe: lol, those are pretty good.

lol those are pretty damn good :D i like all the alcohol references :)

good job :)

Love it!! They're great! :D :hehe:

Pure gold I say...Pure gold!!!


man I think im gonna die i laughed soo hard :lol2:

Those are funny.:D

*lol* Definately worth a chuckle :)