SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



CivicSpoon
12-14-2013, 10:05 AM
Ive been told twice when being intro'd to a new "pharmacist" that Viagra is on the menu if thats what Im shopping for. Apparently the new generation loves popping any kinds of pill, even ones they shouldnt need at all
I've heard that ecstacy and cocaine make you limp. So maybe it's for e-tards and coke heads, who want to get laid when they're high.

CivicSpoon
12-14-2013, 10:07 AM
Damn you guys are whoring it up. Last time I was here it was on page 9, now over night it's page 11. Keep up the good work gentlemen.

TheSilentChamber
12-14-2013, 12:07 PM
Its on page 29 for me... because I'm old school default setting.

CivicSpoon
12-14-2013, 11:13 PM
Just say the stupidest commercial ever. There's some early 20 something year old kid. He talks about how his dad told him when he was a kid, that he should never talk to strangers, and I think gave him something as a memento. Then he says as he was older (I'm drunk and just saw this commercial a minute ago but can't recall specifics, but that doesn't matter), to never use drugs, and gave him his grandfather's watch. Then this dude says, the day I was going to collage, I told my dad that he has to stop hitting mom, and I gave him a hug.

Ok. So this actor dudes father gives him advice, and gives him possessions every time he teaches him an important lesson. So when this dude, as he's leaving the home, and his mother and father alone for most of the time... he gives him his own "advice", that he should totally stop hitting his wife/the dudes mom. Like "Dad, please stop hitting mom. *hug* "Ok bye, I'm leaving now. Remember, no hitting you two. ;)"

Seriously? WTF?

00accord44
12-15-2013, 10:35 AM
Spoon you have got to be the WORST at coherent retelling of events Ive ever seen on the interweb and gotdammit I love you for it

00accord44
12-15-2013, 10:37 AM
I always feel dumber after reading a long form Spoon post.... and its not like there are crazy big words or misspellings or bad grammar, thats where TSC shines. Spoon will fuck around and confuse the shit outta me with regular ass proper english

00accord44
12-15-2013, 10:41 AM
But speaking of commercials, if/when I get laid off from my job then I figure I have a good 15 minutes of standup material on the Dragon speech recognition software commercial where some 10 year old kid talks about how he's too dumb to type or write but now will never have to learn cause Dragon does it for him.

This is the new generation of "I dont need to learn math. I'll have a calculator".... which for the most part held true. Do you ever NOT have a calculator nearby?

00accord44
12-15-2013, 10:42 AM
That kid won't even be able to write a "Do You Like Me? Circle One" note to that redhead girl, Heather who he always wished he wouldve tried to hook up with and defile with his juvenile peen

00accord44
12-15-2013, 10:44 AM
Damn you guys are whoring it up.

http://img.pandawhale.com/51779-Geekhackorg-offline-No-need-to-dpZ0.gif

00accord44
12-15-2013, 01:33 PM
SO not that anyone cares, but I might have completely fucked myself in the fantaasy football semis today. Long story short, the site we use for some reason allows you to HAVE an illegal roster but doesnt tell you about it until you check to see how many points your team is projected to get.

I tried to be shifty and temporarily claim an extra RB since I knew the other guy needed one and there arent many good ones out there. But the rosters lock 10 min before gametime. I thought it was 5 min before gametime and now 'm fucked unless the commish can undo it.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 02:06 PM
and its not like there are crazy big words or misspellings or bad grammar, thats where tsc shines.

.... :/

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 02:24 PM
gifs are like the hipsters of the image format. Old, forgotten about for a decade (which is a lot longer in internet terms), then all of a sudden, RESURGENCE!

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 03:23 PM
Heh, some of the better beer commercials I've seen in a while.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 03:24 PM
Heh, forgot to post the link, Here you go.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 03:25 PM
god damnit

http://youtu.be/EYSwcV8odms

00accord44
12-15-2013, 03:25 PM
:rofl:

00accord44
12-15-2013, 03:30 PM
The one with the guy behind the tv made me feel weird

00accord44
12-15-2013, 03:34 PM
gifs are like the hipsters of the image format. Old, forgotten about for a decade (which is a lot longer in internet terms), then all of a sudden, RESURGENCE!

But ever since the beginning theyve been used for one universal purpose... cats doin shit

http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp78/kikomiko_01/machine-gun-cat-animation.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 03:50 PM
It's 1thurty and I've had about half a pack of rolling rock (18( and I'm the it's kind or the beers for cheao!

CivicSpoon
12-15-2013, 04:04 PM
I always feel dumber after reading a long form Spoon post.... and its not like there are crazy big words or misspellings or bad grammar, thats where TSC shines.

It's 1thurty and I've had about half a pack of rolling rock (18( and I'm the it's kind or the beers for cheao!
:headshake

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:07 PM
Precisely

CivicSpoon
12-15-2013, 04:08 PM
I always feel dumber after reading a long form Spoon post.... and its not like there are crazy big words or misspellings or bad grammar, thats where TSC shines. Spoon will fuck around and confuse the shit outta me with regular ass proper english
I think it's because I'm usually drunk when I post. So I'll start rambling, assuming I need to give every detail. In between I'll think of something related, or unrelated (be seems related in my brain), and post that too.

Trust me. I searched for that damn commercial online, so I didn't have to post an explanation. Came up with nothing.

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:09 PM
I tried to find my illiterate kid Dragon commercial and couldnt find it either

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:09 PM
...and I do like to ramble

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:10 PM
........but I do it across multiple posts

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:10 PM
I like ramblets

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:11 PM
I prefer full size rambs

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:13 PM
http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2008/11/20/02/31/1964_amc_rambler_american-pic-9277.jpeg

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:14 PM
and in my defense I was replying from my phone with one hand while 'baiting.

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:14 PM
:eek7:

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:14 PM
Dude! I love station wagons too!

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:15 PM
I like mine wood paneled with a clock in the back

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:16 PM
Luckily theres one of those right around the corner that I can visit at will

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:17 PM
the only wagon I've owned was a ford escort wagon, I swapped out the 1.9 and put in a 2.0 zetec from a focus svt (pre turbo days). Port/polish/milled head, cams, intake/header, larger throttle body from a mustang.


Drove it for a few months before I broke the crank shaft.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:18 PM
I've actually owned 3 ford escorts over the years. The trifecta, the standard 4 door sedan, the two door hatch, and the 4 door wagon.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:18 PM
Let me find a picature of the mods I done to the hatch... you guys will like my style, guarentteeedeo

CivicSpoon
12-15-2013, 04:19 PM
I tried to find my illiterate kid Dragon commercial and couldnt find it either
This is? I remember seeing this before, but I swear it was longer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCXdw8yCLJE

Or this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDGpLfI8tno

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:20 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/weightreduction.jpg~original

#weightreduction #run10s #hashtag

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:22 PM
This is? I remember seeing this before, but I swear it was longer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCXdw8yCLJE

Or this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDGpLfI8tno

Definitely the first one is the kid but he doesnt say the part that I saw. Poor illiterate fuck

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:22 PM
has anyone used dragon? I don't believe in that bulllllllllshit.

Its like ADD, I got that shit beat out of me as a kid.

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:22 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/weightreduction.jpg~original

#weightreduction #run10s #hashtag

Dude theres no radio!

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:23 PM
Dude theres no radio!

it doesnt matter, the voices cant decide what goddamn station they want to listen to anyway

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:24 PM
has anyone used dragon? I don't believe in that bulllllllllshit.

Its like ADD, I got that shit beat out of me as a kid.

I'll believe it when they show me Bizzy Bone testing it out and it not catching fire

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/kh15.jpg~original

I'll test out my bone on this and it caught fire.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:27 PM
Yup, random. Ha... thats what happens when I look at my photobucket.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:28 PM
is today the day your going to hit 10k? Stop wanking about and fucking doooooooooooo o o o o o it. If you do it ,I"ll kill the rest of this 18 pack and take a nap! But probably after cooking something with the first 12 ingredients that I pull out of the fridge and cabinets.

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:33 PM
What do I need? 51 more posts? ....lets do this shit

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:34 PM
waiting on you, mofo!

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:35 PM
*calls up various mods to see who has time to band you right exactly at 9999*

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:35 PM
I could post a DIY of how to split a single family size box of velveeta shells n cheese into two cook sessions with a sprinkle of hot dogs

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:35 PM
Band you?

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:36 PM
Sure you could cook it all at once, but its not as good on the microwave reheat

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:37 PM
Making the Band


Making Da Band


Dylaun
Dylaun
Dylaun
Dylaun
and Dylaun

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:38 PM
http://ru-crazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dave-chappelle-making-daband3.gif

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:39 PM
Gonna gif my way to 10k

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:39 PM
Oh man, I purchased a frozen package "family size" thing of mac and cheese with chorizo the other night... cooked it... took like an hour and half, so I was HONGERY so I proceeded to teat the entire side dish with no main course... then woke up at 4am and thought I was going to shit a living squirming brick.

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:40 PM
Name that film!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/oO3IP95.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2013, 04:41 PM
super troopers, and they're making a sequel!

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:42 PM
Oh man, I purchased a frozen package "family size" thing of mac and cheese with chorizo the other night... cooked it... took like an hour and half, so I was HONGERY so I proceeded to teat the entire side dish with no main course... then woke up at 4am and thought I was going to shit a living squirming brick.

Trust me, Ive been there... and will be there again soon

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1218036/shit-bricks-o.gif

00accord44
12-15-2013, 04:45 PM
Name that movie!!!!!!!!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnw9c7HE7Y1ql79ijo1_500.gif

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