SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

The one time I really visited Miami and tried to do regular shit, I learned that they have no time for my english-only ass. Friend of mine had to order my gotdam sammich for me cause he hablos fluently

HAHHAHAH by Miami, you mean North Cuba?

In portland very few black people exist,

:lol: something about the word "exist" makes it sound like up there you find just as many black people as you do Sasquatch tracks or UFOs

Lol

Not to play steriotypes, but the ones who do manage to find existance, are usually found in the park selling weed, crack, and/or china white.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... stereotypes might not always be true, but they don't just come from nowhere

Friend of mine who happens to be Chinese and a woman also happens to have a couple really embarrassing moments of shitty driving. Go figure

She managed to drive over a giant triangular slab of concrete in the gas station. It was pretty amazing. The slab was so big you would have to try to NOT see it.... and thats exactly what she did.

Good ol Wu

Friend of mine who happens to be Chinese and a woman also happens to have a couple really embarrassing moments of shitty driving. Go figure

LOL a lady that I work with, not Chinese, but Asian (can't remember where shes from... I classify her as "general Asian") and the other day she rear ended someone but said it was not her fault because THEY were on the phone. That's right, she adamantly defended rear ending someone by saying that the person that she rear ended was on the phone. I was like "how the fuck does that work...."

Seems a little bit suspect unless........... yeah thats just suspect no matter how you slice it

When pressed on how that's a viable reason she claimed "well if they hadn't been on the phone and had been paying attention and got out of the way"

*note: this was not like an icy sliding into someone situation, clear dry warm daytime incident.

The driving may have been Asian but that reasoning was all woman

Touche.

11:32pm on a Friday night, and what is this Chamber doing?


Working. :(

:disappoin

Have you tried "extenze" .... it will *enhance* your *male* ... they've sold over a billion tablets.....

I have not but can't say Im against it. I see they sell fake Extenze at the gas station but that seems like its a cheap shortcut to the hospital

Is it fake? I thought that it was the real deal. I like how they are so sketchy they never say what it actually does. Sure people think "male enhancement" means huge throbbing cock, but I mean.. it could also just make you king of farting yellow liquid. Who the fuck knows.

If I were to come across some Viagra I would for sure try it, why not?
Buddy of mine found out he has low testosterone.. hes about 25 and had the test level of an 85 year old so the docs put him on testosterone pills and he says he has boners like a 12 year old kid in science class.

Ive been told twice when being intro'd to a new "pharmacist" that Viagra is on the menu if thats what Im shopping for. Apparently the new generation loves popping any kinds of pill, even ones they shouldnt need at all

Although I do recognize the potential benefits of getting the rep for being able to keep the party going for four hours (before you have to call 911)

Ive been told twice when being intro'd to a new "pharmacist" that Viagra is on the menu if thats what Im shopping for. Apparently the new generation loves popping any kinds of pill, even ones they shouldnt need at all

I don't know for a fact, but I imagine they are pretty easy to get legitly, I mean if you go the the doctor and say "man, my dick don't work" hes probably going to be like "here, take these". Can't get high of them so I bet they pass them out like chocolates.

Although I do recognize the potential benefits of getting the rep for being able to keep the party going for four hours (before you have to call 911)

I think this is how they remedy that... http://youtu.be/I7-L_TV3o2A?t=2m42s

I think this is how they remedy that... http://youtu.be/I7-L_TV3o2A?t=2m42s

AAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive seen that guy before :puke:

I stumbled across that earlier, a lot of people say its not steriods but Synthol. I don't know. After watching the documentory Bigger Stronger Faster, I'd like to get a hold of some 'roids.

Im good on roids for the same reason im good on Mountain Dew.... "shrinks yo dick" as the guy in the convenience store told me and my friend as we were about to spend our hard earned 75 cent on a bottle of the Dew years ago

So many years ago that a bottle of the Dew could be had for 75 cents

LOL, I remember hearing that as a kid also. Probably also the reason I've never drank Mt. Dew. Wasn't it supposed to be the coloring agent, like "orange dye number 33" or someshit.

Yellow #3 I believe. And Red #5 and #7 I think were also supposed to be bad for you.... maybe not your nutz, but bad in general

I have to admit, I'm an energy drink junky. I used to not be able to drink them they made me jittery as fuck.. now I'm at one or two a day (years later). Not sure where I made the transition, I think it was in college... I've quit a few times, go months without them, after getting over the massive headaches you get from abruptly stopping the caffeine intake I find that I have more energy without them. They don't really taste good- especially the potent ones. Yet I always find my way back to the habit within a few months.

Theres a girl at my job who will down a coffee and a Red Bull before 9am then run and get another Red Bull by 11 then make an afternoon coffee run.... every single day.

And she wonders why she gets massive headaches all the time. Oddly enough, they go away when she gets some more caffeine but she doesn't think the two are related issues

tits?

Ehhhh she has em but doesnt use em properly

As long as shes not jump roping with them, I'm good.

No thats another girl at the job. Unfortunate to be under 30 and have tubular shaped tits

kid, or just shit luck?

Nope, shit luck. And even worse, she has a twin sister who has regular tits. They're not identical twins besides the tits, but its just a shame. She's the better looking twn but has the worse deal upstairs

Sad day. Sometimes I get to thinking that at my age, things are only going to go down hill from here as far as attractiveness of mates.

Gotta remember, the same rules dont apply for men and women. We can get old and still pull a 26 year old as long as we got the right bait (or I guess with love and all that shit)

Once a woman is past 30 its probably a wrap for finding a long term anything

Although I did see some woman today who seemed to be at least 40 who I would GLADLY have fucked in the alley on top of a pile of homeless guys

That is true. I feel as if I look better as I get older. Hell I had a regular 19 year old just two years ago...

Men age like wine. Women age like bread.

Although I did see some woman today who seemed to be at least 40 who I would GLADLY have fucked in the alley on top of a pile of homeless guys

There's a 30something that I work with that I would give one of my toes to hook up with.

Woah! we've topped 400 posts in just two weeks. That's hella whoring... world class, I'd say. Men must get better at whoring as they get older....

There's a 30something that I work with that I would give one of my toes to hook up with.

IMO, theres still a decent chance a woman will look fuckable at 30-35 to the point where men will still run over their mother to fuck em, but theres usually a strong reason a 30+ woman is single and its most likely cause she's insane.

The vag with an insane woman attahed to it that I deal with most often now is decent (not bad but not great) but she is totally insane and has no idea. She's 36.

The vag with an insane woman attached I deal with less often is even crazier and has no idea. Like crazy to the point that she's senile at age 34

This is true.

Plus they say women don't hit their prime till early 30s.

Absolutely true. You havent seen a horny woman til youve seen a drunk 30 year old

*we've topped 400 posts, not I.


You've never seen horny till you see a drunk 45 year old...

I'm going to post some titties on this page when you hit 10k.

I've never plowed the field with an older lady.... oldest one I've ever had was only two years older than myself. All the others are younger. I plan on keeping it that way.

and on that note, this fucker is going to bed, because I've got work in the morning. *mumbles something about the holidays, then remembers overtime, gets a little happier*

In the last three days I've designed over 200,000 $ worth of jewelry... and I've only done 3 pieces.


(no, I don't get commission *mumbles again*)

Shame..... and thats for the lack of plowing of older ladies and the commission. Both are equally important

I fucked a grandma once. Well I did it more than once but I think only once or twice after she became a grandma

......a 36 year old grandma. I think I was 25

I'm going to post some titties on this page when you hit 9,928.

Well.....?

Well.....?

I must hhave had more beers than Ithought, I could have swore I typed a different number....

But here you go...

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Yay!

and is that Jack Nickleson?

......a 36 year old grandma. I think I was 25

Thats... ghetto.

HAHAHAHAHA

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