SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



CivicSpoon
12-10-2014, 02:49 PM
You've known this for literally a decade, don't go all boogie on me now..... or "BLUgie"

:cwm27:
Blugie? Is that when you eat a bunch of blue raspberry jolly ranchers, and have a sinus infection? Or when you're partying down with some Smurfs, realize there's only 1 female Smurf to hook up with, but you're so drunk that you don't give a shit, and wake up with a mouth full of Blugie?

00accord44
12-10-2014, 08:44 PM
Blugie? Is that when you eat a bunch of blue raspberry jolly ranchers, and have a sinus infection? Or when you're partying down with some Smurfs, realize there's only 1 female Smurf to hook up with, but you're so drunk that you don't give a shit, and wake up with a mouth full of Blugie?

Its when this happens....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/whitter/Blog%20pics/blueberry1.jpg

00accord44
12-10-2014, 08:45 PM
Or maybe this....

http://cdn.stripersonline.com/2/26/200x200px-ZC-2686300f_blue-myself-gif-tobias.gif

CivicSpoon
12-10-2014, 10:21 PM
Its when this happens....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/whitter/Blog%20pics/blueberry1.jpg
Whoa whoa whoa... dude. I was talking about maybe a drunken experimentation with 1 or 2 Smurfs, not the whole village. But I respect your spirit of "if you're going to do it, go all out."

TheSilentChamber
12-11-2014, 12:56 AM
Its when this happens....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/whitter/Blog%20pics/blueberry1.jpg

#umpalumpagangbang

00accord44
12-12-2014, 05:32 PM
#umpalumpagangbang

Went to my friendly neighborhood head shop looking for a ceramic nail/torch setup. No dice. Titanium? Sure. Glass? Got it. Ceramic? Nada.

Emerald triangle, Chicago is not :(

CivicSpoon
12-12-2014, 10:34 PM
Went to my friendly neighborhood head shop looking for a ceramic nail/torch setup. No dice. Titanium? Sure. Glass? Got it. Ceramic? Nada.

Emerald triangle, Chicago is not :(
Wow, that's strange. Not that I've ever looked for something so specific myself, but I'd assume Chicago would have a million head shops around, with anything you could want. Within a 20 minute drive, there are at least 14-15 head shops. I'd make some phone calls if I were you. At the very least some place has to be able to order one.

TheSilentChamber
12-12-2014, 11:04 PM
Wow, that's strange. Not that I've ever looked for something so specific myself, but I'd assume Chicago would have a million head shops around, with anything you could want. Within a 20 minute drive, there are at least 14-15 head shops. I'd make some phone calls if I were you. At the very least some place has to be able to order one.

Noticed he said his 'hood pipe shop. See Spoonison, Acorn is Black. That means he is tied to a gang, and can only wear certain color striped polo shirts and cant frequent many parts of the city without his home boys riding shotgun, with a shotgun.

The more you know.

00accord44
12-12-2014, 11:04 PM
Wow, that's strange. Not that I've ever looked for something so specific myself, but I'd assume Chicago would have a million head shops around, with anything you could want. Within a 20 minute drive, there are at least 14-15 head shops. I'd make some phone calls if I were you. At the very least some place has to be able to order one.

Yeah there are a lot around, but I suspect they generally keep the same type of inventory. Guy at the shop I go to said he doesn't carry em cause they are such low demand here. People usually go for the titanium rather than ceramic.

Once the floodgates open in 2015 I bet we have pretty much all the goods everywhere. Cant fucking wait

TheSilentChamber
12-12-2014, 11:04 PM
Noticed he said his 'hood pipe shop. See Spoonison, Acorn is Black. That means he is tied to a gang, and can only wear certain color striped polo shirts and cant frequent many parts of the city without his home boys riding shotgun, with a shotgun.

The more you know.

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TheSilentChamber
12-12-2014, 11:07 PM
http://whoiwanttoworkwith.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/dave-chapelle-rfacist.jpg


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00accord44
12-12-2014, 11:07 PM
Noticed he said his 'hood pipe shop. See Spoonison, Acorn is Black. That means he is tied to a gang, and can only wear certain color striped polo shirts and cant frequent many parts of the city without his home boys riding shotgun, with a shotgun.

The more you know.

I buys my shit from this guy

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00accord44
12-12-2014, 11:10 PM
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12-12-2014, 11:11 PM
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See its funny cause he's asian

TheSilentChamber
12-12-2014, 11:12 PM
See its funny cause he's asian

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TheSilentChamber
12-12-2014, 11:15 PM
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but more um... adult.

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TheSilentChamber
12-12-2014, 11:19 PM
but more um... adult.

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that was 1999, 2015 be all like

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00accord44
12-12-2014, 11:22 PM
but more um... adult.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/79761/bow-chicka-wow-wow-o.gif

I was at the grocery store today and that same thing happened to me. Wierd

00accord44
12-12-2014, 11:23 PM
that was 1999, 2015 be all like

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

00accord44
12-12-2014, 11:25 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...in the Dairy aisle

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CivicSpoon
12-13-2014, 12:40 AM
Noticed he said his 'hood pipe shop. See Spoonison, Acorn is Black. That means he is tied to a gang, and can only wear certain color striped polo shirts and cant frequent many parts of the city without his home boys riding shotgun, with a shotgun.

The more you know.
If Acorn didn't like your posts after this, I'd be quivering in fear that he'd be greatly offended. /whiteguilt

CivicSpoon
12-13-2014, 12:41 AM
If Acorn didn't like your posts after this, I'd be quivering in fear that he'd be greatly offended. /whiteguilt
Fuck. Seriously. New page with this response?!

New game. Let's see how quickly we can move to a new page...

CivicSpoon
12-13-2014, 12:45 AM
Fuck. Seriously. New page with this response?!

New game. Let's see how quickly we can move to a new page...
But seriously, for real this time. Isn't "hood" short for neighborhood? Why can't I say that I'm from The Hood, when I live in a suburban neighborhood? Is that legit enough for some street cred?

CivicSpoon
12-13-2014, 12:51 AM
http://img3.owned.com/media/images/2/4/3/2/24326/asian_fullscreen_mode_activated_big.jpg

Did you know that companies make Asian specific goggles? My friend told me that, and I just thought he was trying to make a joke, because he's an armature comedian with racist jokes, and because he hates Asians. But apparently it's true. Oakley has a whole line of "Asian Fit" eye wear.

TheSilentChamber
12-13-2014, 09:50 AM
If Acorn didn't like your posts after this, I'd be quivering in fear that he'd be greatly offended. /whiteguilt


You see the shakes in this hand?

http://www.wdbj7.com/image/view/-/9826556/highRes/2/-/hen56wz/-/lottery-odds----left-handed.jpg

TheSilentChamber
12-13-2014, 09:51 AM
Did you know that companies make Asian specific goggles? My friend told me that, and I just thought he was trying to make a joke, because he's an armature comedian with racist jokes, and because he hates Asians. But apparently it's true. Oakley has a whole line of "Asian Fit" eye wear.

Designer jewelry lines send out different size rings for cases based on area demographics, our store gets 6's mostly, the south gets 7's, china gets 5's.

TheSilentChamber
12-13-2014, 10:05 AM
But seriously, for real this time. Isn't "hood" short for neighborhood? Why can't I say that I'm from The Hood, when I live in a suburban neighborhood? Is that legit enough for some street cred?

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00accord44
12-13-2014, 12:13 PM
If Acorn didn't like your posts after this, I'd be quivering in fear that he'd be greatly offended. /whiteguilt

The best part of blackness in Murica is white guilt. Its almost worth the systemic racism to watch a white guy squirm after saying "brothas"

And even BETTER is if you get TWO white guys and only one is riddled with white guilt. Common assholery really unifies the races

00accord44
12-13-2014, 12:14 PM
The best part of blackness in Murica is white guilt. Its almost worth the systemic racism to watch a white guy squirm after saying "brothas"

And even BETTER is if you get TWO white guys and only one is riddled with white guilt. Common assholery really unifies the races

Look to the cookie, I say

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1043597/black-and-white-cookie-o.gif

TheSilentChamber
12-13-2014, 12:15 PM
Look to the cookie, I say

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1043597/black-and-white-cookie-o.gif

^^^ always look to the Jews for advice.

00accord44
12-13-2014, 12:16 PM
The best part of blackness in Murica is white guilt. Its almost worth the systemic racism to watch a white guy squirm after saying "brothas"

And even BETTER is if you get TWO white guys and only one is riddled with white guilt. Common assholery really unifies the races



But seriously, for real this time. Isn't "hood" short for neighborhood? Why can't I say that I'm from The Hood, when I live in a suburban neighborhood? Is that legit enough for some street cred?



You see the shakes in this hand?

http://www.wdbj7.com/image/view/-/9826556/highRes/2/-/hen56wz/-/lottery-odds----left-handed.jpg

see how it works??

00accord44
12-13-2014, 12:18 PM
RAAAACCEMIIIIIIXXXXXXXX


Black n white Blaaaze Brooos
Bros of Unified Blaaaze

Blaze the bowl til its emptyyyyy
Fuck with Spoon feelin guiltyyyyyyyy

00accord44
12-13-2014, 12:20 PM
Designer jewelry lines send out different size rings for cases based on area demographics, our store gets 6's mostly, the south gets 7's, china gets 5's.

Same pattern for condom size distribution

00accord44
12-13-2014, 12:23 PM
Same pattern for condom size distribution

Black Secret, highly confidential:

the big wang stereotype is great for race battles, but when a chick assumes you have a p0rn wang that hangs to your kneecaps, then even a stout regular-guy wang gets a disappointing look


Not that I know shit about that, I'm hung like a grandfather clock

TheSilentChamber
12-14-2014, 07:36 PM
Got the color filled in on my elbow.

:(

Ouch.

00accord44
12-15-2014, 12:17 AM
Got the color filled in on my elbow.

:(

Ouch.

Outside of the elbow worse than inside??

In my constant collection of tattoo ideas, i have this idea for my elbow... might hurt just a bit

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/13/28/3a1328975f5e1b996ccd21170acc9a7c.jpg

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2014, 01:43 PM
Outside of the elbow worse than inside??

In my constant collection of tattoo ideas, i have this idea for my elbow... might hurt just a bit

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3a/13/28/3a1328975f5e1b996ccd21170acc9a7c.jpg

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00accord44
12-15-2014, 08:32 PM
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Nice work, especially for a guy named Ashton. Watercolor background :thumbsup:

Is it all done now? Letting the filigree up top breathe?

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2014, 08:35 PM
Nice work, especially for a guy named Ashton. Watercolor background :thumbsup:

Is it all done now? Letting the filigree up top breathe?

Lol its a chick. And no, I'll have another large piece of filigree that wraps my shoulder, and I'm doing the top of my hand also.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2014, 10:17 PM
Nice work, especially for a guy named Ashton. Watercolor background :thumbsup:

Is it all done now? Letting the filigree up top breathe?

Would you consider that watercolor? Never really thought of it like that. Maybe.

TheSilentChamber
12-15-2014, 10:47 PM
Would you consider that watercolor? Never really thought of it like that. Maybe.

so not to take that next step towards creepy... but I've decided to buy van and travel the country.

00accord44
12-16-2014, 07:48 AM
Would you consider that watercolor? Never really thought of it like that. Maybe.

The color itself is blueish green to me, but the style looks alot like watercolor paints IMO. Its like a Monet on your arm.

Did Monet do watercolor? Was it Manet? Fucking art

00accord44
12-16-2014, 07:50 AM
so not to take that next step towards creepy... but I've decided to buy van and travel the country.

If you had held off on this announcement for another 2 months, I wouldve won our pool. I had you down for a post-holiday decision to become a full time creeper man

TheSilentChamber
12-16-2014, 05:36 PM
If you had held off on this announcement for another 2 months, I wouldve won our pool. I had you down for a post-holiday decision to become a full time creeper man

tsc gets internet again today.

TheSilentChamber
12-16-2014, 09:21 PM
tsc gets internet again today.

Correction. TSC HAS WON THE INTERNET NOW!

TheSilentChamber
12-16-2014, 09:23 PM
Correction. TSC HAS WON THE INTERNET NOW!

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TheSilentChamber
12-16-2014, 09:24 PM
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TheSilentChamber
12-16-2014, 09:25 PM
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Remember that day when this thread became NSFW for some weird reason?

00accord44
12-16-2014, 11:09 PM
Remember that day when this thread became NSFW for some weird reason?

Yeah that was weird. Not sure how it happened

TheSilentChamber
12-16-2014, 11:16 PM
Yeah that was weird. Not sure how it happened

Like most things asian and sticky, it started with a little shake and twist...

TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 12:00 AM
Like most things asian and sticky, it started with a little shake and twist...

And I purchased a domain name today. Heh. It involves the word "god".

TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 12:12 AM
And I purchased a domain name today. Heh. It involves the word "god".

Also now that I finally have internet again I can review my amazon stick fire tv fire stick thing on the tv. stick.

I like it. For the $19 I paid for it, certainly one of the best purchases I've ever made. For the $39 current price, still a good deal too. the interface takes a bit to get used to, but its better than than most of the Smart TV's that I've used, and this is essentially what it does. Puts all your internet streaming video services, amazon cloud services, android apps, games, all sorts of jazz. AND IT COMES WITH A REMOTE CONTROL! which is a pretty big deal. One of the reasons I never got a chromecast. And this syncs directly to wifi, no dedicated home base computer needed. Hopefully between the prime videos, and the amazon videos I've purchased, and netflix and youtube this little dongle will keep me entertained without cable tv.

00accord44
12-17-2014, 08:55 AM
Also now that I finally have internet again I can review my amazon stick fire tv fire stick thing on the tv. stick.

I like it. For the $19 I paid for it, certainly one of the best purchases I've ever made. For the $39 current price, still a good deal too. the interface takes a bit to get used to, but its better than than most of the Smart TV's that I've used, and this is essentially what it does. Puts all your internet streaming video services, amazon cloud services, android apps, games, all sorts of jazz. AND IT COMES WITH A REMOTE CONTROL! which is a pretty big deal. One of the reasons I never got a chromecast. And this syncs directly to wifi, no dedicated home base computer needed. Hopefully between the prime videos, and the amazon videos I've purchased, and netflix and youtube this little dongle will keep me entertained without cable tv.

If I wasnt a sports douche, I could see myself ditching cable for one of those. If cable ever becomes a la carte then its a sure thing. Gimme ESPN and a couple other stations to watch my teams and the rest can suck one

TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 12:20 PM
If I wasnt a sports douche, I could see myself ditching cable for one of those. If cable ever becomes a la carte then its a sure thing. Gimme ESPN and a couple other stations to watch my teams and the rest can suck one

Yeah, your kinda sucked if your into sports with the current distribution systems. I did hear that in the very near future ESPN will be offering some sort of stand alone streaming option for X amount a month or year or per event or something. I did some math and such (fuzzy logic mostly) and figured that I paid $100+ a month for cable and really only "had" to see maybe two shows a week on any given non sweeps week. Now while it will be a while before those seasons come around to netflix or amazon prime (if it all) but they are usually available for purchase as soon as they air on amazon prime for $2-3 an episode or $15-20 a season. I could purchase full seasons on all the shows I watch regularly, watch them as they air still, and watch them any time I want. AND I HAVE A REMOTE CONTROL. Did I mention that was a big deal to me? With the stick fire amazon prime stick tv thing stick you can also use your phone as your remote, which is more clumsy, something about being a pothead.. I like tactile buttons on my remotes. I dunst know what I'm clicking with a touch screen in the dark haze.

TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 12:22 PM
Yeah, your kinda sucked if your into sports with the current distribution systems. I did hear that in the very near future ESPN will be offering some sort of stand alone streaming option for X amount a month or year or per event or something. I did some math and such (fuzzy logic mostly) and figured that I paid $100+ a month for cable and really only "had" to see maybe two shows a week on any given non sweeps week. Now while it will be a while before those seasons come around to netflix or amazon prime (if it all) but they are usually available for purchase as soon as they air on amazon prime for $2-3 an episode or $15-20 a season. I could purchase full seasons on all the shows I watch regularly, watch them as they air still, and watch them any time I want. AND I HAVE A REMOTE CONTROL. Did I mention that was a big deal to me? With the stick fire amazon prime stick tv thing stick you can also use your phone as your remote, which is more clumsy, something about being a pothead.. I like tactile buttons on my remotes. I dunst know what I'm clicking with a touch screen in the dark haze.

I think people are finally telling these cable companies and their "bundles" to go fuck themselves.

TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 12:25 PM
I think people are finally telling these cable companies and their "bundles" to go fuck themselves.

I've got a bundle for them. *points at the package*

00accord44
12-17-2014, 07:19 PM
I've got a bundle for them. *points at the package*

Speaking of such n such, you might appreciate this.

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TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 07:58 PM
Speaking of such n such, you might appreciate this.

XKMoVAObbhE

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CivicSpoon
12-17-2014, 09:27 PM
Speaking of such n such, you might appreciate this.

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Oh shit. I haven't seen this is years. It's even more disturbing than I remember.

TheSilentChamber
12-17-2014, 09:31 PM
Oh shit. I haven't seen this is years. It's even more disturbing than I remember.

"number one things Spoon's exes say when they see a picture of his peni, for $400 Alex"

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