SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
11-17-2014, 10:47 PM
LOL. Well it will be probably second quarter of next year before the systems are in place, so I've got a bit here. I also have a slightly less concrete job procurement going on in Illinois (Moline... .think they call that the quad cities?). Which I hear is a medical state now. So.... better than nothing, right?

I believe you're correct on Moline being part of the Quad Cities. I'm not really sure cause nobody that lives in the Chicago part of the state knows much about the rest of the state cause we're city snobs like that

00accord44
11-17-2014, 10:48 PM
I believe you're correct on Moline being part of the Quad Cities. I'm not really sure cause nobody that lives in the Chicago part of the state knows much about the rest of the state cause we're city snobs like that


New page, fucking FINALLY!! Its been like 5 days of page 105 already

00accord44
11-17-2014, 11:22 PM
New page, fucking FINALLY!! Its been like 5 days of page 105 already

I completely forgot we have an arcade here. Time to reclaim my spots in the record books

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/arcade.php

Greenblurr93
11-17-2014, 11:29 PM
I completely forgot we have an arcade here. Time to reclaim my spots in the record books

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/arcade.php

Oh man, that still exists?!?!

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 12:21 AM
Jealous :(


But you jst reminded me (again) to apply for my medical card here so I can be ready for the day I hold a legalized pouch of goodness like you got there. Fuck Tennessee, bring that shizz to the Ill state and we can fulfill our dream of becoming the Blaze Bros!!

By the way, I've been harboring a dream of us teaming up, toking a literal ton of chiba, and calling ourselves the Blaze Bros. I figured you'd be down

I'm down.

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 12:32 AM
New page, fucking FINALLY!! Its been like 5 days of page 105 already

Resident pothead digs up new pothead program on the potnet.


(I replaced internet with potnet.... )

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 12:39 AM
Resident pothead digs up new pothead program on the potnet.


(I replaced internet with potnet.... )

resident pothead forgets to post link.


lol.
How often does that happen?
Daily.

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 12:39 AM
resident pothead forgets to post link.


lol.
How often does that happen?
Daily.

http://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance/52443205

00accord44
11-18-2014, 08:23 AM
http://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance/52443205

Before I clicked this link... while sitting at my very visible desk, I thought "self, do you really wanna do this at work? Do you really want o open this Pandora's Box on your screen?"

The answer was yes. Then leafy images appeared all over the screen and I had to bail. Gotdam society

00accord44
11-18-2014, 08:28 AM
Oh man, that still exists?!?!

I was amazed it was still there and the games still work!!! I remember being a champion at the paper toss game and some game where you catch beers and some girls clothes fall off. Useless and pervy, thats what Im good at

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 11:13 AM
Before I clicked this link... while sitting at my very visible desk, I thought "self, do you really wanna do this at work? Do you really want o open this Pandora's Box on your screen?"

The answer was yes. Then leafy images appeared all over the screen and I had to bail. Gotdam society

you's a gotdam pussy

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy1v2ILmQ1rvgos1o1_400.gif

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 09:20 PM
you's a gotdam pussy

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdy1v2ILmQ1rvgos1o1_400.gif

This episode almost has a Portlandia vibe to it. http://vimeo.com/53044580

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 09:38 PM
This episode almost has a Portlandia vibe to it. http://vimeo.com/53044580

Wow, those got boring quick.

Smileys still dont work for me.
Fuck it.

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 10:35 PM
I completely forgot we have an arcade here. Time to reclaim my spots in the record books

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/arcade.php
You are the goddamn devil. I had no idea AF had an arcade, and not I'm going to be spending all my damn zoned out free time on it. I was a member of a very small regional forum, that had one. I had the most top scores on there out of everyone, until most people decided to bail on the site. They didn't have nearly the amount of games though...must... pace... myself.

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 10:36 PM
http://vimeo.com/channels/highmaintenance/52443205
going to have to check it out on my non-drinking nights (aka when my body tells me to take a break from drinking, and I smoke some shit).

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 10:40 PM
going to have to check it out on my non-drinking nights (aka when my body tells me to take a break from drinking, and I smoke some shit).

Its eh. Its not really a tv show.... its just clips. Most have the same guy in them thats a drug dealer. Some are just fucking weird and have nothing to do with anything.

FUCKING INternet-o. Ori omogoto Mr Interneto.

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 10:42 PM
Its eh. Its not really a tv show.... its just clips. Most have the same guy in them thats a drug dealer. Some are just fucking weird and have nothing to do with anything.

FUCKING INternet-o. Ori omogoto Mr Interneto.

The ones with the guy are usually kinda funny. The other ones are not. Unforionatly you never know, because sometimes he doesnt come in until half way... then your just wated fiv2 minu5e2 0v ur lief

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 10:46 PM
going to have to check it out on my non-drinking nights (aka when my body tells me to take a break from drinking, and I smoke some shit).

Speaking of smoking. I smoke cigarettes outside... Sweet Baby Jesus it's FREEZING out!!! Barely hit over 10 degrees today. I usually smoke one every 45 minutes to an hour, but today I'm trying to extend that. Not because I'm so congested every morning that I gag on the shit in my throat, almost forcing myself the puke, to clear it out, no... Because my damn right nipple pops up, and chafes on my shirt. Shit is bright red. It's not even the same nipple that was on the verge of bleeding last winter, from constantly rubbing against the inside pocket of my coat. Maybe I'm just over compensating the side I allow my coat to touch. Only the beginning :(

00accord44
11-18-2014, 10:48 PM
Wow, those got boring quick.

Smileys still dont work for me.
Fuck it.

Are they trying to be the next Broad city?? Nobody does Abbi and Iilana like Abbi and Iilana :nono:

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 10:49 PM
INternet-o. Ori omogoto Mr Interneto.

then your just wated fiv2 minu5e2 0v ur lief
Ummmm... No oblow espanyol pour fa vor. Me no speak-a the espanyol.

00accord44
11-18-2014, 10:50 PM
You are the goddamn devil. I had no idea AF had an arcade, and not I'm going to be spending all my damn zoned out free time on it. I was a member of a very small regional forum, that had one. I had the most top scores on there out of everyone, until most people decided to bail on the site. They didn't have nearly the amount of games though...must... pace... myself.

That site... was PureHonda

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 10:51 PM
Are they trying to be the next Broad city?? Nobody does Abbi and Iilana like Abbi and Iilana :nono:
:jerking: /fap

Ohhhhh. Perhaps you didn't mean it the way I thought you did...

00accord44
11-18-2014, 10:52 PM
:jerking: /fap

Ohhhhh. Perhaps you didn't mean it the way I thought you did...

I said what I meant and I meant what I said........... pass the Jergens

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 10:55 PM
I said what I meant and I meant what I said........... pass the Jergens

I have cookies for sale. They're god shit. $5 each plus shippering. Order now in time for thanksgiving hell.

00accord44
11-18-2014, 11:00 PM
I have cookies for sale. They're god shit. $5 each plus shippering. Order now in time for thanksgiving hell.

Who wears short shorts???

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 11:00 PM
That site... was PureHonda
It was actually TheJDM.com. I was never actually a member of PureHonda. I came here in 2002 looking for info on swapping an H22A into a 5th gen, to help my friend with info. I knew absolutely nothing about cars or tools, had no interest in cars other than for basic A to B transportation, and my friend didn't know shit about using the internet lol. I didn't find any info here, but I found a community with a ton of info on other stuff, and especially camaraderie! :thumbsup:

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 11:02 PM
Who wears short shorts???

.... do you wear short shorts? I'm so confused.


These cookies are also super especial... incase that needed to be stated.

00accord44
11-18-2014, 11:07 PM
It was actually TheJDM.com. I was never actually a member of PureHonda. I came here in 2002 looking for info on swapping an H22A into a 5th gen, to help my friend with info. I knew absolutely nothing about cars or tools, had no interest in cars other than for basic A to B transportation, and my friend didn't know shit about using the internet lol. I didn't find any info here, but I found a community with a ton of info on other stuff, and especially camaraderie! :thumbsup:

Funny, I came to this site knowing relatively nada about cars and still know almost nothing compared to alot of the people here. You're all my internet homies tho *bro hug* (awwwww)


Screw you guys, I got bud to toke right now

00accord44
11-18-2014, 11:08 PM
I knew absolutely nothing about cars or tools

You know about tools, you know TSC! :smooch:

TheSilentChamber
11-18-2014, 11:10 PM
Screw you guys, I got bud to toke right now

horseshit.

CivicSpoon
11-18-2014, 11:20 PM
You know about tools, you know TSC! :smooch:
Oh shit...burrrrrrrrrrn! And by burn, I mean your butthole, when you call TSC's member a "tool".

TheSilentChamber
11-19-2014, 12:07 AM
Oh shit...burrrrrrrrrrn! And by burn, I mean your butthole, when you call TSC's member a "tool".

I offer you guys cookie, and then the TSC Bashing followed. WTFMate?

TheSilentChamber
11-19-2014, 12:17 AM
Oh shit...burrrrrrrrrrn! And by burn, I mean your butthole, when you call TSC's member a "tool".

Next time I get banned I'm reregistering as "TSCs Member"

TheSilentChamber
11-19-2014, 12:20 AM
Next time I get banned I'm reregistering as "TSCs Member"

Tempted to do it now.

TheSilentChamber
11-19-2014, 12:21 AM
Tempted to do it now.


Ohhhh... Whats that?!!?
Is TSC using sigs again?

TheSilentChamber
11-19-2014, 12:26 AM
Ohhhh... Whats that?!!?
Is TSC using sigs again?


OK ok .... deep breath.... first ... post.... with ... new avatar.

http://www.thenamesponyboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/4-Boobs.gif


Goddamnit!!! The avatar is over there!
... pervs.

00accord44
11-19-2014, 09:02 PM
OK ok .... deep breath.... first ... post.... with ... new avatar.

http://www.thenamesponyboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/4-Boobs.gif


Goddamnit!!! The avatar is over there!
... pervs.

You really know how to win over a crowd..... cause your sig is so awesome and all, not cause of undulating boobage or anything.

00accord44
11-19-2014, 09:05 PM
You really know how to win over a crowd..... cause your sig is so awesome and all, not cause of undulating boobage or anything.

....but again I ask, who wears short shorts??

https://33.media.tumblr.com/12b1cd83ea92ae4da69ec7a2a5b8575b/tumblr_nb6whhYf7A1sp0c7po2_500.gif

00accord44
11-19-2014, 09:06 PM
Me wear short shorts

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2014/puP6Mc.gif

TheSilentChamber
11-19-2014, 09:43 PM
Me wear short shorts

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2014/puP6Mc.gif

Killed my hard drive in my home laptop... Looks like I'll be postings ala cellular for tonight.

00accord44
11-19-2014, 10:11 PM
Killed my hard drive in my home laptop... Looks like I'll be postings ala cellular for tonight.

Lot harder to whore from the phone browser. I like to open 4 tabs so I can prepare a string of useless posts to put up every 60 seconds

00accord44
11-19-2014, 10:13 PM
Lot harder to whore from the phone browser. I like to open 4 tabs so I can prepare a string of useless posts to put up every 60 seconds

Whats that?? New page???

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O4bBJQudnf8/Udj0sdi_8GI/AAAAAAAAFVE/HU5SNPx4L4g/s1600/turn-the-page.gif

CivicSpoon
11-19-2014, 10:43 PM
http://www.thenamesponyboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/4-Boobs.gif
What a tease. Did you see how quick she pulled up those straps? Neither did I, until after about 5 minutes of watching it. Honestly, I noticed the sexy thigh jiggle before the strap adjustment.

CivicSpoon
11-19-2014, 10:52 PM
Who wears short shorts???
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1301/short-shorts-short-shorts-demotivational-posters-1359145642.jpg

CivicSpoon
11-19-2014, 10:54 PM
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1301/short-shorts-short-shorts-demotivational-posters-1359145642.jpg
Not sure I'd agree with the Nobel Prize though, because it was probably just some chic who had a dozen dudes tell her she had a nice ass, and was like "Ya know what, I have a ton of jean shorts. I'm going to cut them because I'm insecure about my personality, so I have to show off my literal assets."

CivicSpoon
11-19-2014, 10:58 PM
Not sure I'd agree with the Nobel Prize though, because it was probably just some chic who had a dozen dudes tell her she had a nice ass, and was like "Ya know what, I have a ton of jean shorts. I'm going to cut them because I'm insecure about my personality, so I have to show off my literal assets."
Or she was just a never nude, and got caught "naked"...
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/lovethemarine/nevernude.jpg

CivicSpoon
11-19-2014, 11:01 PM
Lot harder to whore from the phone browser. I like to open 4 tabs so I can prepare a string of useless posts to put up every 60 seconds
Pure dedication right there. That must be why you're a mod, and TSC and I are still just lowly members. :lol:

00accord44
11-19-2014, 11:05 PM
Pure dedication right there. That must be why you're a mod, and TSC and I are still just lowly members. :lol:

Me having mod powers is like a chimp with a bazooka. Sure, things might go alright, but theres a good chance the chimp is gonna blow shit up

00accord44
11-19-2014, 11:11 PM
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1301/short-shorts-short-shorts-demotivational-posters-1359145642.jpg

My

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/anaconda_446_600x450.jpg

dont want

http://vaishnava.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/how-to-become-a-catholic-nun.jpg

if

http://www.sheep101.info/Images/Breeds/vlaams1ewe.jpg

aint got

http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq50/amysfinerthings/buns.jpg

hun

00accord44
11-19-2014, 11:12 PM
....that was my really inefficient way of saying there's room for improvement in them thar shorts..... matey

CivicSpoon
11-19-2014, 11:35 PM
....that was my really inefficient way of saying there's room for improvement in them thar shorts..... matey
That pic was my way of posting something about short shots, without getting me an infraction, or banned from the site. :D

amy@af
11-19-2014, 11:43 PM
Oh man, that still exists?!?!

What he said....


https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10152810199150138&id=207972950137

OhM MaH Gee..............

00accord44
11-20-2014, 08:02 AM
That pic was my way of posting something about short shots, without getting me an infraction, or banned from the site. :D

Every time I see a new TSC post I start sweating cause it might be the day I have to ban him or turn in my badge. And not for and particular reason, just cause banning TSC seems to be a mod's right of passage :grinno:

00accord44
11-20-2014, 08:03 AM
What he said....


https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10152810199150138&id=207972950137

OhM MaH Gee..............

Are- are they........ are they racing on ICE!?!? :eek7:

amy@af
11-20-2014, 11:28 AM
Are- are they........ are they racing on ICE!?!? :eek7:

real time all wheel drive baybe! nice to see the 2 Si out to play as well :runaround:

TheSilentChamber
11-20-2014, 12:39 PM
real time all wheel drive baybe! nice to see the 2 Si out to play as well :runaround:

I can't thank posts anymore... another site problem.

amy@af
11-20-2014, 12:52 PM
I can't thank posts anymore... another site problem.

Just start since the server upgrade? Which Internet browser are you using?? Is anybody else having this problem?

I just tried and it worked. Can everybody please give a thanks to test it?

TheSilentChamber
11-20-2014, 01:13 PM
Just start since the server upgrade? Which Internet browser are you using?? Is anybody else having this problem?

I just tried and it worked. Can everybody please give a thanks to test it?


Using Solid Chrome Hits!, I mean... I'm using Chrome. It was giving me a ERRRRRR when I tried to like Acorns anaconda.... said I didn't have them permissions and that I should shower more regularly.

However... I come back now and my like is there... and it lets me like other stuff.


AF is a moody bitch.

amy@af
11-20-2014, 01:36 PM
There is possibility it was during server tests?!?

CivicSpoon
11-20-2014, 02:02 PM
There is possibility it was during server tests?!?

It's happened to me before, well before the server switch. Along with this, I can't use smilies, change fonts or font sizes. Font and font sizes are whited out, and won't give me a drop down menu. Not that I ever change the font, but I can tell the stuff won't work by the stuff whited out. Like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/whiteout_zps858eabe1.gif

And what's with all the breaks (br /) appearing a few months ago, for no apparently reason?

Edit: And what's up with the formatting too? I'm definitely putting 2 spaced after each period, but it's deleting 1 of the spaces, and merging paragraphs that I separated together. Weird.

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