SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
12-09-2013, 05:46 PM
And over the next 7 days, I must post 50 times.... and 100 more the next 14 days

00accord44
12-09-2013, 05:47 PM
I think I just sit quietly and wait for death after that

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 05:49 PM
what file format are you trying to convert to pdf?

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 05:50 PM
I think I just sit quietly and wait for death after that

as you should.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 06:24 PM
what file format are you trying to convert to pdf?

Its docx with more images and word art than usual. Last time I converted a doc with images it took a few tries. Thks doc has more

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 06:26 PM
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=9943 plug-in straight from microshaft.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 06:48 PM
well blow me down

00accord44
12-09-2013, 06:52 PM
You know, I consider myself to be generally smart but sometimes Im dumb as a brick that failed preschool. I've used the Save As PDF function before and forgot it existed

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 06:54 PM
Work smarter, not harder youngblood.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 07:03 PM
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/UFCwannabe/meatwad.gif

00accord44
12-09-2013, 07:04 PM
Hows that for work harder?

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 07:04 PM
welll... it was an interesting approach.

00accord44
12-09-2013, 07:09 PM
http://www.rave.ca/fr/image/full/318036/

00accord44
12-09-2013, 07:10 PM
I dont think that needs much explanation at all

00accord44
12-09-2013, 07:12 PM
Pretty good stuff

http://www.jackdaniels.com/sites/default/files/gentleman-jack_0.png

CivicSpoon
12-09-2013, 09:13 PM
You know, I consider myself to be generally smart but sometimes Im dumb as a brick that failed preschool....
Don't feel bad. I technically failed kindergarten (I even just tried to spell it kindergarden, until my spell check kicked in). Though I ignored the school and went to 1st grade anyways.

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 11:00 PM
That actually explains a lot...

TheSilentChamber
12-09-2013, 11:08 PM
Woo... Fast 'N Loud!

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 01:27 AM
I feel like this place could use some pop40...

http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 01:33 AM
Mostly because I have a secret (very public) desire to do very dirty things to Ke$ha.

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 01:34 AM
I'd drive her though a car wash first though, hose her down and hang one of those tree air fresheners from her hooha....

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 01:35 AM
But what can I say... TSC likes 'um dirty...

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 01:43 AM
Heh, I miss college... going though old pictures.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/haha_zpsd6d05b39.jpg

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 10:46 AM
How do I get a "thanks" but not follow up banter? This is why your slacking on your post goals, Johnson.

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:49 PM
speaking of post goats, this thread is already nearly at 10% of the last thread... and is only about two weeks old.... I'd say we are whoring at an astonishing pace.

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:50 PM
Did I say goats?

00accord44
12-10-2013, 05:51 PM
I dont follow rules here.... and also was scheduled for a free lobotomy which is called "team meeting"

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:51 PM
Why, I guess I did. In that case:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5467208704/hF5B014C9/

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:52 PM
as opposed to your usual 3 times a day "self meetings" ?

00accord44
12-10-2013, 05:53 PM
sometimes they happen simultaneously

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:54 PM
"lets have a staff meeting, Johnson."

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:54 PM
Then I was all like
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6472264448/h7A02AACD/

00accord44
12-10-2013, 05:56 PM
Todays math:


http://danspapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/138240-liza-minnelli.jpg

+

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Michael-Jackson-38211-1-402.jpg


=


http://blogs.lawyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Papa-John-Schnatter-300.jpg

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:57 PM
Wow... Michael Jackson had one hell of an ass chin. How the fuck do you shave that thing?

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 05:58 PM
ok ok ok... last one...


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7125393920/h307E1165/

00accord44
12-10-2013, 06:15 PM
More goats!!!

00accord44
12-10-2013, 06:16 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Drag_91861c_656109.jpg

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 06:17 PM
Mine were cute and/or funny... yours a scary :(

00accord44
12-10-2013, 06:18 PM
I dont fuck around.... I might fuck a goat, but never around

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 06:20 PM
Dude... keep it classy.... sheep only.

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 06:21 PM
Besides, if a goat catches wind of shenanananananagans...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6982386688/hCDD9A7B8/

Greenblurr93
12-10-2013, 07:04 PM
And over the next 7 days, I must post 50 times.... and 100 more the next 14 days

I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 07:11 PM
I would have quite a few, Honda was not the main board that I posted on back in the day. By quite a few-- probably half lol.

TheSilentChamber
12-10-2013, 07:21 PM
Oh yeah, I had a few thousand posts under a different name, until that name got permabanned also.

Greenblurr93
12-10-2013, 07:22 PM
Oh yeah, I had a few thousand posts under a different name, until that name got permabanned also.

i think i remember that guy....

00accord44
12-10-2013, 08:38 PM
I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...

Only taking away SOT and I should be around 6k or 7k. Take away COT from that and I'm down to about 3k. Take away the nonsense sprinkled elsewhere and I'm good for about 12 posts here

00accord44
12-10-2013, 08:39 PM
.....and its a shaky 12

00accord44
12-10-2013, 08:41 PM
Although I had an informal arrangement with a mod to change my post count to -25,000 so I could whore my way back to 0. That didnt happen

Greenblurr93
12-10-2013, 08:43 PM
Although I had an informal arrangement with a mod to change my post count to -25,000 so I could whore my way back to 0. That didnt happen

because mods cant change your post count... only admins can afaik

00accord44
12-10-2013, 08:45 PM
Yeah there was a "I'll talk to so-n-so" as part of the deal. I guess I'm not a priority around here :(

CivicSpoon
12-10-2013, 09:47 PM
Wow... Michael Jackson had one hell of an ass chin. How the fuck do you shave that thing?
With those ear hair trimmers I see in infomercials for?

CivicSpoon
12-10-2013, 09:49 PM
Dude... keep it classy.... sheep only.
Not even fainting goats? They're just so easy to take advantage of...errr...I mean love and cherish.

CivicSpoon
12-10-2013, 10:05 PM
Besides, if a goat catches wind of shenanananananagans...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6982386688/hCDD9A7B8/
My friend hasn't had cable or regular TV in like 5 years now (rents from a slum lord and is broke). All he has is his XBOX 360, with Netflix (free from a friend) and the NBCNews app (that he watches on repeat for hours).

So when that shooting at the LA airport happened a few months ago, they had an interview with someone at the airport. As soon as I heard the guys voice, I told my friend it sounded just like that Tory Belleci dude from Mythbusters (I believe I actually said the guy who wasn't the main 2 guys, & also wasn't the asian guy.) But it is the guy getting kicked in the junk by the goat. And it was. Apparently he and Grant (the asian dude) were there, trying to fly out for a Mythbusters shoot. Pretty crazy. Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

CivicSpoon
12-10-2013, 10:08 PM
I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...
Surprisingly, I'd probably have far more than half. It's only been about a year since I've been a whore on a regular basis, at least here... :gay:

Hey! Don't judge me! Men pay more. And a mouth's a mouth, right?

TheSilentChamber
12-11-2013, 02:52 AM
My friend hasn't had cable or regular TV in like 5 years now (rents from a slum lord and is broke). All he has is his XBOX 360, with Netflix (free from a friend) and the NBCNews app (that he watches on repeat for hours).

So when that shooting at the LA airport happened a few months ago, they had an interview with someone at the airport. As soon as I heard the guys voice, I told my friend it sounded just like that Tory Belleci dude from Mythbusters (I believe I actually said the guy who wasn't the main 2 guys, & also wasn't the asian guy.) But it is the guy getting kicked in the junk by the goat. And it was. Apparently he and Grant (the asian dude) were there, trying to fly out for a Mythbusters shoot. Pretty crazy. Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

Yeah they were on there way to do coverage for Punkin Chunkin.

TheSilentChamber
12-11-2013, 02:53 AM
Surprisingly, I'd probably have far more than half. It's only been about a year since I've been a whore on a regular basis, at least here... :gay:

Hey! Don't judge me! Men pay more. And a mouth's a mouth, right?

Ummmm... your mouth or theirs?

TheSilentChamber
12-11-2013, 02:55 AM
i think i remember that guy....

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

Greenblurr93
12-11-2013, 07:43 AM
Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

No, i dont believe i was a mod then.

00accord44
12-11-2013, 11:02 AM
Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

Im a slow reader. This took me four minutes and you'll be receiving an invoice soon. My time costs major coin. You're in the hole for upwards of 19 Banlandian cents..... but we can settle out of court for everyone's favorite small person, Emmanuel Lewis. I always wanted to own a Webster

00accord44
12-11-2013, 11:03 AM
Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

But he remembers how your mom went down... OH! Hickory dickory dock-uh... your mom consumed my OHHH

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