SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

And over the next 7 days, I must post 50 times.... and 100 more the next 14 days

I think I just sit quietly and wait for death after that

what file format are you trying to convert to pdf?

I think I just sit quietly and wait for death after that

as you should.

what file format are you trying to convert to pdf?

Its docx with more images and word art than usual. Last time I converted a doc with images it took a few tries. Thks doc has more

http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=9943 plug-in straight from microshaft.

well blow me down

You know, I consider myself to be generally smart but sometimes Im dumb as a brick that failed preschool. I've used the Save As PDF function before and forgot it existed

Work smarter, not harder youngblood.

Hows that for work harder?

welll... it was an interesting approach.

I dont think that needs much explanation at all

Pretty good stuff

http://www.jackdaniels.com/sites/default/files/gentleman-jack_0.png

You know, I consider myself to be generally smart but sometimes Im dumb as a brick that failed preschool....
Don't feel bad. I technically failed kindergarten (I even just tried to spell it kindergarden, until my spell check kicked in). Though I ignored the school and went to 1st grade anyways.

That actually explains a lot...

Woo... Fast 'N Loud!

I feel like this place could use some pop40...

http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

Mostly because I have a secret (very public) desire to do very dirty things to Ke$ha.

I'd drive her though a car wash first though, hose her down and hang one of those tree air fresheners from her hooha....

But what can I say... TSC likes 'um dirty...

Heh, I miss college... going though old pictures.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/haha_zpsd6d05b39.jpg

How do I get a "thanks" but not follow up banter? This is why your slacking on your post goals, Johnson.

speaking of post goats, this thread is already nearly at 10% of the last thread... and is only about two weeks old.... I'd say we are whoring at an astonishing pace.

Did I say goats?

I dont follow rules here.... and also was scheduled for a free lobotomy which is called "team meeting"

Why, I guess I did. In that case:

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5467208704/hF5B014C9/

as opposed to your usual 3 times a day "self meetings" ?

sometimes they happen simultaneously

"lets have a staff meeting, Johnson."

Then I was all like
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6472264448/h7A02AACD/

Todays math:


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+

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=


http://blogs.lawyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Papa-John-Schnatter-300.jpg

Wow... Michael Jackson had one hell of an ass chin. How the fuck do you shave that thing?

ok ok ok... last one...


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7125393920/h307E1165/

More goats!!!

Mine were cute and/or funny... yours a scary :(

I dont fuck around.... I might fuck a goat, but never around

Dude... keep it classy.... sheep only.

Besides, if a goat catches wind of shenanananananagans...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6982386688/hCDD9A7B8/

And over the next 7 days, I must post 50 times.... and 100 more the next 14 days

I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...

I would have quite a few, Honda was not the main board that I posted on back in the day. By quite a few-- probably half lol.

Oh yeah, I had a few thousand posts under a different name, until that name got permabanned also.

Oh yeah, I had a few thousand posts under a different name, until that name got permabanned also.

i think i remember that guy....

I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...

Only taking away SOT and I should be around 6k or 7k. Take away COT from that and I'm down to about 3k. Take away the nonsense sprinkled elsewhere and I'm good for about 12 posts here

.....and its a shaky 12

Although I had an informal arrangement with a mod to change my post count to -25,000 so I could whore my way back to 0. That didnt happen

Although I had an informal arrangement with a mod to change my post count to -25,000 so I could whore my way back to 0. That didnt happen

because mods cant change your post count... only admins can afaik

Yeah there was a "I'll talk to so-n-so" as part of the deal. I guess I'm not a priority around here :(

Wow... Michael Jackson had one hell of an ass chin. How the fuck do you shave that thing?
With those ear hair trimmers I see in infomercials for?

Dude... keep it classy.... sheep only.
Not even fainting goats? They're just so easy to take advantage of...errr...I mean love and cherish.

Besides, if a goat catches wind of shenanananananagans...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6982386688/hCDD9A7B8/
My friend hasn't had cable or regular TV in like 5 years now (rents from a slum lord and is broke). All he has is his XBOX 360, with Netflix (free from a friend) and the NBCNews app (that he watches on repeat for hours).

So when that shooting at the LA airport happened a few months ago, they had an interview with someone at the airport. As soon as I heard the guys voice, I told my friend it sounded just like that Tory Belleci dude from Mythbusters (I believe I actually said the guy who wasn't the main 2 guys, & also wasn't the asian guy.) But it is the guy getting kicked in the junk by the goat. And it was. Apparently he and Grant (the asian dude) were there, trying to fly out for a Mythbusters shoot. Pretty crazy. Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

I wonder how many posts you all would have if all the SOT threads magically disappeared...
Surprisingly, I'd probably have far more than half. It's only been about a year since I've been a whore on a regular basis, at least here... :gay:

Hey! Don't judge me! Men pay more. And a mouth's a mouth, right?

My friend hasn't had cable or regular TV in like 5 years now (rents from a slum lord and is broke). All he has is his XBOX 360, with Netflix (free from a friend) and the NBCNews app (that he watches on repeat for hours).

So when that shooting at the LA airport happened a few months ago, they had an interview with someone at the airport. As soon as I heard the guys voice, I told my friend it sounded just like that Tory Belleci dude from Mythbusters (I believe I actually said the guy who wasn't the main 2 guys, & also wasn't the asian guy.) But it is the guy getting kicked in the junk by the goat. And it was. Apparently he and Grant (the asian dude) were there, trying to fly out for a Mythbusters shoot. Pretty crazy. Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

Yeah they were on there way to do coverage for Punkin Chunkin.

Surprisingly, I'd probably have far more than half. It's only been about a year since I've been a whore on a regular basis, at least here... :gay:

Hey! Don't judge me! Men pay more. And a mouth's a mouth, right?

Ummmm... your mouth or theirs?

i think i remember that guy....

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

No, i dont believe i was a mod then.

Sorry, you can't have your 2 minutes back from reading this.

Im a slow reader. This took me four minutes and you'll be receiving an invoice soon. My time costs major coin. You're in the hole for upwards of 19 Banlandian cents..... but we can settle out of court for everyone's favorite small person, Emmanuel Lewis. I always wanted to own a Webster

Did you ban that guy? I can't remember how that went down.

But he remembers how your mom went down... OH! Hickory dickory dock-uh... your mom consumed my OHHH