SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

And he said that weak shit barely after midnight, his time. I don't even think Chris Hardwick had bathed anybody in evil red light by that point.

Spoon how bout you grow the fuck up and hang out on the internets all night then do a few rails of coke in the morning to get through the day. Its the responsible thing to do

..........................Spoon never had anactual coke habit, did he? Cause if he did then that advice is pretty horrible. So swap coke for meth if you can't handle the fine china

Guess who wok eup on time and then decided to not go into the office. Its raining... fuck that

And he said that weak shit barely after midnight, his time. I don't even think Chris Hardwick had bathed anybody in evil red light by that point.

Spoon how bout you grow the fuck up and hang out on the internets all night then do a few rails of coke in the morning to get through the day. Its the responsible thing to do
I'm usually up until 2 or 3am every night from insomnia. 4am to 5am, and then wake up every 45 minutes, if I don't drink. I just had to get up early for my job as a chauffeur (aka had to drive my grandmother to an ungodly early doctors appointment). I'm not a morning person by any means.

Unfortunately, I did grow up, and can't handle all nighters anymore. Coke was never really my thing. I've only done 1 line in my life, and it just wasn't my thing. Snow-capped quite a few times, but that shit is way too intense. Last time I did it was by accident, when my friend had an old pipe that he use to snow cap in, and never cleaned. We were on the way to a concert when we both started tweaking out, before we realized what happened. :runaround:

I'm usually up until 2 or 3am every night from insomnia. 4am to 5am, and then wake up every 45 minutes, if I don't drink. I just had to get up early for my job as a chauffeur (aka had to drive my grandmother to an ungodly early doctors appointment). I'm not a morning person by any means.

Unfortunately, I did grow up, and can't handle all nighters anymore. Coke was never really my thing. I've only done 1 line in my life, and it just wasn't my thing. Snow-capped quite a few times, but that shit is way too intense. Last time I did it was by accident, when my friend had an old pipe that he use to snow cap in, and never cleaned. We were on the way to a concert when we both started tweaking out, before we realized what happened. :runaround:

Doing drugs you didnt know you were doing is rarely a good time. Unless youre at a pill party then thats exactly what you were shooting for

Doing drugs you didnt know you were doing is rarely a good time. Unless youre at a pill party then thats exactly what you were shooting for


Its like huffing paint in the dark and not knowing what color your getting.... the worst :mad:

I'm usually up until 2 or 3am every night from insomnia. 4am to 5am, and then wake up every 45 minutes, if I don't drink. I just had to get up early for my job as a chauffeur (aka had to drive my grandmother to an ungodly early doctors appointment). I'm not a morning person by any means.
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Insomnia makes me her bitch every night. I actually downloaded an app that tracks your movement at night. Apparently every 30-hr it said I was "likely awake" or straight awake :runaround:

Insomnia makes me her bitch every night. I actually downloaded an app that tracks your movement at night. Apparently every 30-hr it said I was "likely awake" or straight awake :runaround:

Did you leave out the word "min" just to see how long it would take me to realize you arent sleeping only every 30 hours? Cause it took me a while

Its like huffing paint in the dark and not knowing what color your getting.... the worst :mad:
Seriously, if it ain't metallic colored paint, I get pissed. Everyone know metallic paints get you higher. And by everyone, I mean everyone who watched Cops in the 90's. So thank you Cops, for teaching me how to get more bang for my buck when it comes to huffing paint.

Did you leave out the word "min" just to see how long it would take me to realize you arent sleeping only every 30 hours? Cause it took me a while

my bad for assuming you guys think when you read :icon16:

looks like I'm knocking the dust off my AF press pass & going to SEMA. represent!

I too had to re-read it multiple times before I figured it out. With as often as she's sick, 30 hours of being bedridden didn't seem like so much of a stretch. :p
Annnnnnd I totally misread you post. Think it's time for a nap. :shakehead

looks like I'm knocking the dust off my AF press pass & going to SEMA. represent!
Jealous :frown:

no, this is a good thing! this is the most momentum we've had in a LONG time!!

looks like I'm knocking the dust off my AF press pass & going to SEMA. represent!

Sounds like somebody has another road trip on the calendar

<---has awd & not afraid to use it!

<---has awd & not afraid to use it!

Speaking of "has awd", I'm pondering selling my baby so I can start a food truck and buy maybe a 94 Accord as my DD. I miss my 5MT.... I hope I haven't lost my skillzez

Speaking of "has awd", I'm pondering selling my baby so I can start a food truck and buy maybe a 94 Accord as my DD. I miss my 5MT.... I hope I haven't lost my skillzez

Oh and by "start a food truck" I mean buy a food truck and start a business

Oh and by "start a food truck" I mean buy a food truck and start a business

.....another business ....to compliment the first business .......which has yet to generate any revenue........... so I guess its really more of a hobby at the moment

Oh and by "start a food truck" I mean buy a food truck and start a business

You should just make the app where you order something, and you start cooking and another guy starts driving, and hopefully its done by the time you get to the schmo's house.

You should just make the app where you order something, and you start cooking and another guy starts driving, and hopefully its done by the time you get to the schmo's house.

Really that isnt far off from the actual plan. Im working on the menu now and have to eventually figure out all the sourcing and margins for each item, but the end game is pretty much what you said. Order custom, make it fresh, deliver it hot.

Although the first incarnation of the food truck will be sans app. Once we get some traction then we (I) will spend some more on that end of things to bring the operation into the 21st century

Really that isnt far off from the actual plan. Im working on the menu now and have to eventually figure out all the sourcing and margins for each item, but the end game is pretty much what you said. Order custom, make it fresh, deliver it hot.

Although the first incarnation of the food truck will be sans app. Once we get some traction then we (I) will spend some more on that end of things to bring the operation into the 21st century

I'm always saddened by lack of delivery options in Portland. We have the standard pizza (even Hammy's that delivers till 4am, for stoners), but everything else falls short. I don't even know of any legit Chinese delivery places, which is crazy because Portland has a massive Asian population.

.....another business ....to compliment the first business .......which has yet to generate any revenue........... so I guess its really more of a hobby at the moment


Do it to it, mochacho

Do it to it, mochacho

Remember, no shaggin in the wagon... err food truck.

Hi. :wave:

Hi. :wave:

Hi Mikey!

This kitchen drawer full of sharp knives was just talking about gt mike.....nothing ever gets past this group :icon16:

I has sleep issues. I decided to download an app that tracks your "sleep" by detecting your movement (some apps capture sound too :uhoh: )... every morning I feel like I woke 5 trillion times in the night. Last night was night #2 of using the app. Of course it crashed the first part of my sleep but that's ok, I was awake to reset it :licka:

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n606/ButterFliedSi/random/sleep.png (http://s1142.photobucket.com/user/ButterFliedSi/media/random/sleep.png.html)

I know its not completely accurate because it took more than 3mins to fall asleep. Roughly 30mins after I set it I ended up getting up to take the dog out to pee. However it is interesting to see that I do move as much in my sleep as I thought. No wonder I wake up exhausted every day.

I'm curious: anybody heard of or tried segmented sleeping???

I has sleep issues. I decided to download an app that tracks your &quot;sleep&quot; by detecting your movement (some apps capture sound too :uhoh: )... every morning I feel like I woke 5 trillion times in the night. Last night was night #2 of using the app. Of course it crashed the first part of my sleep but that's ok, I was awake to reset it :licka:

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n606/ButterFliedSi/random/sleep.png (http://s1142.photobucket.com/user/ButterFliedSi/media/random/sleep.png.html)

I know its not completely accurate because it took more than 3mins to fall asleep. Roughly 30mins after I set it I ended up getting up to take the dog out to pee. However it is interesting to see that I do move as much in my sleep as I thought. No wonder I wake up exhausted every day.

So um... you know those just measure the movement of your mattress and have absolutely no sound medical basis, right?

I'm curious: anybody heard of or tried segmented sleeping???

I've got my sleep down to 4-5 hours a night, usually in bed around 3 and up again at 8. I get more done than when I slept 8 or so...

Supposedly the human body isn't ment to sleep for 8hrs straight. I'm pretty sure my pinched sciatic nerve & previously broken pelvic bone are a big reason I move so much. The thought is you train your body to fall into REM faster therefore it's more productive sleep. I Know somebody who's done this segmented sleep. I was warned the first week is ROUGH but after that, sleep becomes easier

I has sleep issues. I decided to download an app that tracks your "sleep" by detecting your movement (some apps capture sound too :uhoh: )... every morning I feel like I woke 5 trillion times in the night. Last night was night #2 of using the app. Of course it crashed the first part of my sleep but that's ok, I was awake to reset it :licka:

http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n606/ButterFliedSi/random/sleep.png (http://s1142.photobucket.com/user/ButterFliedSi/media/random/sleep.png.html)

I know its not completely accurate because it took more than 3mins to fall asleep. Roughly 30mins after I set it I ended up getting up to take the dog out to pee. However it is interesting to see that I do move as much in my sleep as I thought. No wonder I wake up exhausted every day.

Think I'm going to give an app a try tonight, just for shits-n-giggles. My phone will probably be dead before I wake up in the morning, because it's a piece of trash though.

The one I'm using is called sleep101. It recommends you leave your phone plugged in so that it doesn't die

The one I'm using is called sleep101. It recommends you leave your phone plugged in so that it doesn't die

I feel like odd man out.... am I the only person that charges their phone at night anyway?

The one I'm using is called sleep101. It recommends you leave your phone plugged in so that it doesn't die
Looks like it's for iPhones, I have a crappy Android phone (the phone itself is crappy).

I tried an app called SleepBot, after looking for reviews. Apparently I'm either dead or I moved the entire night, because it did absolutely nothing. There are settings to record movement and one for recording sound. It told me it was recording, but shows no data, just drained my battery from 100% down to 68%. :headshake

Looks like it's for iPhones, I have a crappy Android phone (the phone itself is crappy).

I tried an app called SleepBot, after looking for reviews. Apparently I'm either dead or I moved the entire night, because it did absolutely nothing. There are settings to record movement and one for recording sound. It told me it was recording, but shows no data, just drained my battery from 100% down to 68%. :headshake

I charge my phon every night. I only charge during the day if it's dead. I'm on it too much to have it plugged in....I don't have time to be tethered stationary.

Spoon: do you have a memory foam bed? I think I saw that app & in the reviews I saw a complaint about it not reading on foam. The iPhone app had a setting for foam. Check the settings?!?

Last night was ridiculous. I laid down around 12:30. Got up nemerous times until 5am. Finally "slept" from 5-10am though it was more moving than actual sleeping. I'm legitimately slipping into authentic zombie mode :uhoh:

I charge my phon every night. I only charge during the day if it's dead. I'm on it too much to have it plugged in....I don't have time to be tethered stationary.

Spoon: do you have a memory foam bed? I think I saw that app & in the reviews I saw a complaint about it not reading on foam. The iPhone app had a setting for foam. Check the settings?!?

Last night was ridiculous. I laid down around 12:30. Got up nemerous times until 5am. Finally "slept" from 5-10am though it was more moving than actual sleeping. I'm legitimately slipping into authentic zombie mode :uhoh:

Maybe ditch the sleep app and get one of them apps that just makes your phone vibrate....


... might fix the sleep thing...





:D

I charge my phon every night. I only charge during the day if it's dead. I'm on it too much to have it plugged in....I don't have time to be tethered stationary.

Spoon: do you have a memory foam bed? I think I saw that app & in the reviews I saw a complaint about it not reading on foam. The iPhone app had a setting for foam. Check the settings?!?

Last night was ridiculous. I laid down around 12:30. Got up nemerous times until 5am. Finally "slept" from 5-10am though it was more moving than actual sleeping. I'm legitimately slipping into authentic zombie mode :uhoh:


I think I've only plugged my phone in to charge maybe twice since I got it.... wireless charging ftw.

I charge my phon every night. I only charge during the day if it's dead. I'm on it too much to have it plugged in....I don't have time to be tethered stationary.

Spoon: do you have a memory foam bed? I think I saw that app & in the reviews I saw a complaint about it not reading on foam. The iPhone app had a setting for foam. Check the settings?!?

Last night was ridiculous. I laid down around 12:30. Got up nemerous times until 5am. Finally "slept" from 5-10am though it was more moving than actual sleeping. I'm legitimately slipping into authentic zombie mode :uhoh:
Nope, I sleep on a futon :D Maybe it's too much like a memory foam, in that it's just a big cushion with no springs. I definitely hit the phone like 3 times last night though, so I thought it'd at least show that movement, if it worked.

Nope, I sleep on a futon :D Maybe it's too much like a memory foam, in that it's just a big cushion with no springs. I definitely hit the phone like 3 times last night though, so I thought it'd at least show that movement, if it worked.



SO I have a fun task for you guys... do some Drugs and Fun and watch this in a dark room at full screen and amplifiedicated volumicles!

http://youtu.be/imsq-8oZCE4

SO I have a fun task for you guys... do some Drugs and Fun and watch this in a dark room at full screen and amplifiedicated volumicles!

http://youtu.be/imsq-8oZCE4

Is this supposed to be ambiance for one of those Eyes Wide Shut type parties? Or is this a new Ambercrombie ad?





both??

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PUNS!!!!

Is this supposed to be ambiance for one of those Eyes Wide Shut type parties? Or is this a new Ambercrombie ad?





both??

The pigment girl tho...

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PUNS!!!!


http://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?t=28s Turbo Puns!

http://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs?t=28s Turbo Puns!


And less than a month after I get Netflix again they drop all discovery network and affiliated networks programming... right while I was watching MythBusters the other night, around 2am, got an error, refreshed, only to find that MythBusters is no longer offered in streaming. They didn't even let me finish the goddamned episode I was in the middle of.

And less than a month after I get Netflix again they drop all discovery network and affiliated networks programming... right while I was watching MythBusters the other night, around 2am, got an error, refreshed, only to find that MythBusters is no longer offered in streaming. They didn't even let me finish the goddamned episode I was in the middle of.

1st world problems....

1st world problems....

Yeah... why the fuck should I care about some unevolved fucks in a third world country. I'll tell you the same thing I tell the people who stand on street corners trying to get money to send food to starving kids in some place I've never heard of- If they are starving and we stop sending them shit the problem will fix itself eventually.

Yeah... why the fuck should I care about some unevolved fucks in a third world country. I'll tell you the same thing I tell the people who stand on street corners trying to get money to send food to starving kids in some place I've never heard of- If they are starving and we stop sending them shit the problem will fix itself eventually.

Some say I'm cold and heartless...


I say What Would a Smart Person Do...
If its cold outside, and you have a hold in your wall, do you put a space heater in front of the hole, or fix the hole?

I don't own a space heater...

Some say I'm cold and heartless...


I say What Would a Smart Person Do...
If its cold outside, and you have a hold in your wall, do you put a space heater in front of the hole, or fix the hole?

I don't own a space heater...



Due to the financial crisis of 2014, I may be reopening my refrigerated warehousing and plastic cup distribution businesses to generate some much needed revenue (on the avenue?... what song is that? *shrug*).

I say What Would a Smart Person Do...
If its cold outside, and you have a hold in your wall, do you put a space heater in front of the hole, or fix the hole?
...

You stick your willy in the glory hole, duh!

You stick your willy in the glory hole, duh!

I have referred to that as "fixing the hole" before...

I have referred to that as "fixing the hole" before...

Fuck......... the sneezing has begun today. Gas up that waambulance

Fuck......... the sneezing has begun today. Gas up that waambulance


http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/call_waambulance.jpg

http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/call_waambulance.jpg

I would but insomnia has me asleep at the wheel

..don't make me send Setanta over in his Waambulance to give you an aloe tissue for your sensitive nose

I need both of those things. I've blown my nose so much this morning that regular tissue feels like sandpaper now. Better put race fuel in that waambulance cause I'm fully expecting to be a whiny lil bitch for the next 3-9 days while this cold passes through



....and why is it so fucking hot in here??

I need both of those things. I've blown my nose so much this morning that regular tissue feels like sandpaper now. Better put race fuel in that waambulance cause I'm fully expecting to be a whiny lil bitch for the next 3-9 days while this cold passes through



....and why is it so fucking hot in here??

Will somebody bring me some fucking soup already??? I asked for it well over 12 seconds ago

Whats that?? I didn't actually ask for it? Well you should know I want soup right now! Cheddar Broccoli, hop to it

It seems the double post problem has been fixed?!?

It seems the double post problem has been fixed?!?

It seems the double post problem has been fixed?!?