SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
09-17-2014, 01:18 PM
Rouge/Voodoo Doughnuts Bacon Maple Ale - awful does not convey how bad this beer was


So it turns out bacon doesnt make everything better. Sounds like they took three great breakfast things and made them one terrible sometime-after-breakfast thing

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 01:20 PM
Im fine with IPAs, but my favorite beer of the moment is Zombie Dust which the internet just told me is an APA. Only beers I tend to stay away from are really light wheat beers. I end up drinking a ton of em and then my head gets all swimmy like I smoked 10 cigarettes

I have not had Zombie Dust, its been reviewed very well in a beer magazine I subscribe to though.

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 01:22 PM
So it turns out bacon doesnt make everything better. Sounds like they took three great breakfast things and made them one terrible sometime-after-breakfast thing


It was more fake bacon flavor than real bacon goodness. I think I may know why, I was watching one of my new favorite shows called Dark Horse Nation, and they were making a bacon beer and kept adding more and more and more bacon to the recipe but were having trouble with it imparting any bacon flavor on the beer.

00accord44
09-17-2014, 01:24 PM
I have not had Zombie Dust, its been reviewed very well in a beer magazine I subscribe to though.

The bar I go to gets it pretty regularly. Im sure its much easier to get here than out by you since its brewed about 45 min from here in Indiana.

Whenever the bar has it, they let us (regulars) know cause it seems like there's some alert that goes out and every Tom Dick and Asshole order em up, leaving us with none

Three Floyds in general has some good stuff. I also like their Gumballhead. Their Jinx Proof is also decent

00accord44
09-17-2014, 01:25 PM
The bar I go to gets it pretty regularly. Im sure its much easier to get here than out by you since its brewed about 45 min from here in Indiana.

Whenever the bar has it, they let us (regulars) know cause it seems like there's some alert that goes out and every Tom Dick and Asshole order em up, leaving us with none

Three Floyds in general has some good stuff. I also like their Gumballhead. Their Jinx Proof is also decent

Also, I said also twice in the span of ten words. That was all so wierd (see what I did there??)

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 01:31 PM
So it turns out bacon doesnt make everything better. Sounds like they took three great breakfast things and made them one terrible sometime-after-breakfast thing

Sadly VooDoo Doughnuts was once our quirky all hours weirdo doughnut shop... now thanks to the likes of the Food Network and Travel channel, there is a line that wraps around the block most of the time now. Great doughnuts, but not worth the hour+ wait in line with tourists.

Speaking of tourists... I'm so ready for tourist season to be over. One of the things very unique about Portland is our food carts. Downtown we have several entire blocks that are lined with food trucks (permanently, these do not drive around really) and they are a huge draw to tourists who have never seen such thing. They do not understand food cart etiquette... they walk around, stop right in he middle of the sidewalk look at a menu, stand there in the god damn way, walk to the next cart, stop right in the middle of the sidewalk right in the god damn way, etc until they've made the full block. Then they find something they want go up order.. then they're like "oh you don't take card, I didn't know (they are unable to read the huge "cash only" sighs plastered over most of the food carts. Then stand there at the god damn window.. other people standing there like "..... are you ordering or are you just fucking standing here in the god damn way?" THEN they get their food... do they leave and go to park or somewhere else to eat it? NO they eat it RIGHT THERE IN THE GOD DAMN WAY on the fucking sidewalk. RIGHT IN THE GOD DAMN WAY! AHHHHH fucking tourists.

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 01:37 PM
The bar I go to gets it pretty regularly. Im sure its much easier to get here than out by you since its brewed about 45 min from here in Indiana.

Whenever the bar has it, they let us (regulars) know cause it seems like there's some alert that goes out and every Tom Dick and Asshole order em up, leaving us with none

Three Floyds in general has some good stuff. I also like their Gumballhead. Their Jinx Proof is also decent

Yeah I'm not even sure its distributed on the west coast, I've never seen it in the stores I frequent. We have some "cult" beers like that there sell out almost instantly, usually by people who "I'm not a beer person- I like my Miller Lite- but I was in town and this list on the internet said I have to try this one!" So they order up a pint and drink three drinks and go "wow this is really strong" then the rest goes down the drain leaving naught for the rest of us.

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 04:41 PM
Yeah I'm not even sure its distributed on the west coast, I've never seen it in the stores I frequent. We have some "cult" beers like that there sell out almost instantly, usually by people who "I'm not a beer person- I like my Miller Lite- but I was in town and this list on the internet said I have to try this one!" So they order up a pint and drink three drinks and go "wow this is really strong" then the rest goes down the drain leaving naught for the rest of us.

Isnt Spoonison in need of a job? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/rapper-waka-flocka-is-hiring-a-blunt-roller#105vt6q

Sure hes a skinny white german, but I'm sure he'll fit right in...

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 06:21 PM
Isnt Spoonison in need of a job? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/rapper-waka-flocka-is-hiring-a-blunt-roller#105vt6q

Sure hes a skinny white german, but I'm sure he'll fit right in...

So Getting Doug With High steeped it up a notch, this week I've heard of both guests- Kevin Smith AND Brian Posehn.

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 06:23 PM
So Getting Doug With High steeped it up a notch, this week I've heard of both guests- Kevin Smith AND Brian Posehn.

Oh, and they're smoking two strains that are marketed just for Kevin Smiths new movie...

I'll give Kevin Smith cool points for marketing a weed strain based on his movie.

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 06:39 PM
Oh, and they're smoking two strains that are marketed just for Kevin Smiths new movie...

I'll give Kevin Smith cool points for marketing a weed strain based on his movie.

Six post, OG style.

00accord44
09-17-2014, 07:27 PM
Sadly VooDoo Doughnuts was once our quirky all hours weirdo doughnut shop... now thanks to the likes of the Food Network and Travel channel, there is a line that wraps around the block most of the time now. Great doughnuts, but not worth the hour+ wait in line with tourists.

Speaking of tourists... I'm so ready for tourist season to be over. One of the things very unique about Portland is our food carts. Downtown we have several entire blocks that are lined with food trucks (permanently, these do not drive around really) and they are a huge draw to tourists who have never seen such thing. They do not understand food cart etiquette... they walk around, stop right in he middle of the sidewalk look at a menu, stand there in the god damn way, walk to the next cart, stop right in the middle of the sidewalk right in the god damn way, etc until they've made the full block. Then they find something they want go up order.. then they're like "oh you don't take card, I didn't know (they are unable to read the huge "cash only" sighs plastered over most of the food carts. Then stand there at the god damn window.. other people standing there like "..... are you ordering or are you just fucking standing here in the god damn way?" THEN they get their food... do they leave and go to park or somewhere else to eat it? NO they eat it RIGHT THERE IN THE GOD DAMN WAY on the fucking sidewalk. RIGHT IN THE GOD DAMN WAY! AHHHHH fucking tourists.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

00accord44
09-17-2014, 07:33 PM
Isnt Spoonison in need of a job? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/rapper-waka-flocka-is-hiring-a-blunt-roller#105vt6q

Sure hes a skinny white german, but I'm sure he'll fit right in...

Weed doesn't see color. Spoon you need to get on that. Instagram up some work of your skilllzez and go get em tiger!!

00accord44
09-17-2014, 07:36 PM
Oh, and they're smoking two strains that are marketed just for Kevin Smiths new movie...

I'll give Kevin Smith cool points for marketing a weed strain based on his movie.

I didnt know he had his own strain, but it doesnt surprise me. Id love to get in on a session with Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, Joe Rogan, and Chappelle. Any one of those would be fine, but all is better

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 07:48 PM
I didnt know he had his own strain, but it doesnt surprise me. Id love to get in on a session with Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, Joe Rogan, and Chappelle. Any one of those would be fine, but all is better

http://www.celebstoner.com/news/celebstoner-news/2014/09/08/new-marijuana-strains-promote-kevin-smiths-tusk/

CivicSpoon
09-17-2014, 08:32 PM
hehe, I feel ya, there are over 250 different beers on that wall, but I consider myself more of a drinker than a connoisseur. Rogue does make a few IPA's (India Pale Ale) but I'm not a big IPA fan- some are really well made, most are just overly bitter for my tastes.
Jesus. The only 2 that I even recognize are the Loser (Elysian) one, and the Blue Moon one.

CivicSpoon
09-17-2014, 08:35 PM
Isnt Spoonison in need of a job? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/rapper-waka-flocka-is-hiring-a-blunt-roller#105vt6q

Sure hes a skinny white german, but I'm sure he'll fit right in...

Weed doesn't see color. Spoon you need to get on that. Instagram up some work of your skilllzez and go get em tiger!!
Damn, that'd be badass. Too bad I can't roll for shit, been too long. Last 2 times I rolled I made one too loose and the other so tight we just broke it apart and packed a pipe. :(

CivicSpoon
09-17-2014, 08:41 PM
http://www.celebstoner.com/news/celebstoner-news/2014/09/08/new-marijuana-strains-promote-kevin-smiths-tusk/
Randomly clicked links on this site and got to this...

http://www.smokazon.com/puffit-vaporizer

Greatest idea EVER!

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 08:44 PM
Jesus. The only 2 that I even recognize are the Loser (Elysian) one, and the Blue Moon one.


LOL funny enough, the Blue Moon is up there because my friend drinks it and said my wall was too beer snob. Because I make fun of his corporate beer.

Most of them are probably not widely distributed outside of the left coast. I have a couple that are so small batch that the brewery has white label with its name, but hand writes the beer names on it by hand because they cant justify printing costs for each kind of beer lol.

TheSilentChamber
09-17-2014, 08:53 PM
Damn, that'd be badass. Too bad I can't roll for shit, been too long. Last 2 times I rolled I made one too loose and the other so tight we just broke it apart and packed a pipe. :(

I've only recently started rolling joints. Most of the people I've smoked around use pipes or bongs so I never really acquired the skill. I could do it fine with the dollar bill trick, and I own a rolling machine or two. Recently I stepped up my game and started rolling joints by hand because the local shop started stocking Randy's papers (my favorite) and they didn't work with my roller. I've gotten pretty decent.

TheSilentChamber
09-18-2014, 03:37 AM
Randomly clicked links on this site and got to this...

http://www.smokazon.com/puffit-vaporizer

Greatest idea EVER!

Oh so update on my vapor pen. I've burned through an atomizer already, after 10ish days I think. Been hitting it all the time since I'm on vacation this week. It comes with 2 with you buy it, and I just checked their website and a pack of 5 of them is only $15. I was expecting it to last longer, but I was also expecting them to be more than $3 each, so I guess that works out ok. And when they go out, apparently they let you know by leaking the vapor juice out the side.... ugh.

TheSilentChamber
09-18-2014, 03:38 AM
Oh so update on my vapor pen. I've burned through an atomizer already, after 10ish days I think. Been hitting it all the time since I'm on vacation this week. It comes with 2 with you buy it, and I just checked their website and a pack of 5 of them is only $15. I was expecting it to last longer, but I was also expecting them to be more than $3 each, so I guess that works out ok. And when they go out, apparently they let you know by leaking the vapor juice out the side.... ugh.

Finally, god damn new page.

TheSilentChamber
09-18-2014, 12:43 PM
Oh so update on my vapor pen. I've burned through an atomizer already, after 10ish days I think. Been hitting it all the time since I'm on vacation this week. It comes with 2 with you buy it, and I just checked their website and a pack of 5 of them is only $15. I was expecting it to last longer, but I was also expecting them to be more than $3 each, so I guess that works out ok. And when they go out, apparently they let you know by leaking the vapor juice out the side.... ugh.


Apparently after some googleing I should have heeded the warning signs of the gurgling noise, letting you know that the atomizer was on the way out. Replacing it then would have prevented the leaking.

Would have been nice is that info was in the instruction manual, which included about 45 languages but no real info other than "this is the battery, plug it into charger, durka durka" etc.

CivicSpoon
09-18-2014, 02:08 PM
Apparently after some googleing I should have heeded the warning signs of the gurgling noise, letting you know that the atomizer was on the way out. Replacing it then would have prevented the leaking.

Would have been nice is that info was in the instruction manual, which included about 45 languages but no real info other than "this is the battery, plug it into charger, durka durka" etc.
This is the kind of thing I'm afraid of. I've used those Blu disposables a couple times (the Cherry one is pretty damn good btw). But if you don't use it for a week or 2, and take a drag, you get a mouth full of fluid. Now I'm not always bothered by getting fluid in my mouth, from sucking on something, but when it's some chemical shit with nicotine in it, that's an issue. Seriously, it made my lips and tongue numb for like an hour, and made me all jittery like I just chain smoked 2 cigarettes. Not good.

TheSilentChamber
09-18-2014, 02:13 PM
This is the kind of thing I'm afraid of. I've used those Blu disposables a couple times (the Cherry one is pretty damn good btw). But if you don't use it for a week or 2, and take a drag, you get a mouth full of fluid. Now I'm not always bothered by getting fluid in my mouth, from sucking on something, but when it's some chemical shit with nicotine in it, that's an issue. Seriously, it made my lips and tongue numb for like an hour, and made me all jittery like I just chain smoked 2 cigarettes. Not good.

I've let mine set for probbly 3-4 days and never got liquid in the mouth piece until the atomizer started going out. This stuff I'm using is all vegetable glycerin and flavoring. Glycerin is pretty safe, you could drink it and it wouldn't hurt you, who knows about the chemical flavorings though. Of course you'd probably want the nicotine fluids, which would be chemical also.

TheSilentChamber
09-18-2014, 09:32 PM
I've let mine set for probbly 3-4 days and never got liquid in the mouth piece until the atomizer started going out. This stuff I'm using is all vegetable glycerin and flavoring. Glycerin is pretty safe, you could drink it and it wouldn't hurt you, who knows about the chemical flavorings though. Of course you'd probably want the nicotine fluids, which would be chemical also.


Either of you guys watch Trailer Park Boys?

CivicSpoon
09-18-2014, 10:53 PM
Either of you guys watch Trailer Park Boys?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/f3/cd/b3f3cda5f4c3354cf0740637747c69c8.jpg

TheSilentChamber
09-19-2014, 12:12 AM
Does a bear shit in the woods?

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/f3/cd/b3f3cda5f4c3354cf0740637747c69c8.jpg


LOL, I just started watching it yesterday, on season 3. Pretty fucking funny- I never realized there was trailer park trash in Canada too.


I know they have a new movie called Swear Net, but haven't watched it yet. Broke the record for the most "fuck"s in a movie at like 900 or something.

CivicSpoon
09-19-2014, 10:47 AM
LOL, I just started watching it yesterday, on season 3. Pretty fucking funny- I never realized there was trailer park trash in Canada too.


I know they have a new movie called Swear Net, but haven't watched it yet. Broke the record for the most "fuck"s in a movie at like 900 or something.
Yeah the show is pretty hilarious. Weird seeing Ellen Page on there, before she hit it big. They have a bunch of TPB movies and short films/pilots/specials too, that are definitely worth checking out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Trailer_Park_Boys_episodes#Specials

They also had a show called The Drunk On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour. You can probably find it on YouTube. That shit is weird. I'm assuming it's similar to Swear Net, where they play themselves, but likely much weirder. Haven't seen Swear Net either though.

TheSilentChamber
09-19-2014, 02:59 PM
Yeah the show is pretty hilarious. Weird seeing Ellen Page on there, before she hit it big. They have a bunch of TPB movies and short films/pilots/specials too, that are definitely worth checking out. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Trailer_Park_Boys_episodes#Specials

They also had a show called The Drunk On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour. You can probably find it on YouTube. That shit is weird. I'm assuming it's similar to Swear Net, where they play themselves, but likely much weirder. Haven't seen Swear Net either though.

!! I was just thinking last night "that girl looks like a young Ellen Page" but didn't actually think it was her or care enough to actually look at the credits lol.

TheSilentChamber
09-19-2014, 03:43 PM
They also had a show called The Drunk On Drugs Happy Fun Time Hour.


The title sounds a lot like Getting Doug with High (which the Trailer Park Boys done a few weeks ago, where I actually heard about them)

00accord44
09-22-2014, 08:17 AM
The title sounds a lot like Getting Doug with High (which the Trailer Park Boys done a few weeks ago, where I actually heard about them)

Ive been gone since Thursday. Why the fuck didn't this turn into a "we miss acorn" thread huh??

WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!?

00accord44
09-22-2014, 08:21 AM
Either of you guys watch Trailer Park Boys?

Never seen it. Name reminds me of The Birthday Boys which I didnt think was all that funny. I judge books by covers and shows by titles.

CivicSpoon
09-22-2014, 01:03 PM
Ive been gone since Thursday. Why the fuck didn't this turn into a "we miss acorn" thread huh??

WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!?
I was so engulfed in sadness, from missing you, that I couldn't stop crying long enough to post. :crying:

Oh, and I got 3 new (to me) games this past week (Skyrim, N4S: The Run, and Call of Duty Black Ops 2), so I've been busy playing those. Also having some issues with my computer for the past few days, pretty sure my mouse is on it's last leg.

TheSilentChamber
09-22-2014, 06:56 PM
Ive been gone since Thursday. Why the fuck didn't this turn into a "we miss acorn" thread huh??

WHY THE FUCK NOT!?!?


Didn't notice...

Waaaaa Waaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (the sound of sadness)

00accord44
09-24-2014, 12:00 PM
Didn't notice...

Waaaaa Waaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (the sound of sadness)

100% serious..... I read this and then wept for 48 straight hours

CivicSpoon
09-24-2014, 02:18 PM
100% serious..... I read this and then wept for 48 straight hours
Is that what the kids call it these days..."weeping"?

I know you've been keeping up with certain... leaks. :jerking:

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:51 PM
Is that what the kids call it these days..."weeping"?

I know you've been keeping up with certain... leaks. :jerking:

Do you watch Orange is the new Black, Boo?

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:51 PM
Do you watch Orange is the new Black, Boo?

Err I mean... Hommie.... J dawg.... :headshake

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:52 PM
Err I mean... Hommie.... J dawg.... :headshake

Spoon-a-licious

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:53 PM
Spoon-a-licious

Spoonarooni

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:54 PM
Spoonarooni

Spoonasaurous-ReXx

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:54 PM
Spoonasaurous-ReXx

Abraham Spoonican

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:56 PM
Abraham Spoonican

#SpoonNotSpoon

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:56 PM
#SpoonNotSpoon

Spoon Emitting Diode - SED

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:58 PM
Spoon Emitting Diode - SED

#SpoonMeUpSkotty

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:58 PM
#SpoonMeUpSkotty

#SkottyUpMeSpoony

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 09:59 PM
#SkottyUpMeSpoony

#SpoonedItFuckingForkedIt

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:01 PM
#SpoonedItFuckingForkedIt


Spoonmund Freud

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:04 PM
Spoonmund Freud

Spooamon Spudel

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:05 PM
Spooamon Spudel

These are not the Spoon you are looking for.

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:06 PM
These are not the Spoon you are looking for.

Yippee ki yay, Spoon fucker!

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:08 PM
Yippee ki yay, Spoon fucker!

One small step for Spoon; One giant leap for Spoonkind.

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:08 PM
One small step for Spoon; One giant leap for Spoonkind.

Spoon-B-Q

TheSilentChamber
09-24-2014, 10:09 PM
Spoon-B-Q

#SpoonHairDontCare

CivicSpoon
09-24-2014, 11:52 PM
Do you watch Orange is the new Black, Boo?
No Sir. I do not have the acquisition of what normal people refer to as "the Netflix".

CivicSpoon
09-25-2014, 12:13 AM
Spoon-a-licious

I was totally going to try and top or match your posts of "spoonerisms", but I simply can not compete. Quotations are the greatest thing to come to emphasis, even more than BOLD words, in most instances*. * I recently read it in the New York Times.

TheSilentChamber
09-25-2014, 12:40 AM
No Sir. I do not have the acquisition of what normal people refer to as "the Netflix".

I "watched" it on the "project" free "tv". It has tah-tah's and its about female prison....

TheSilentChamber
09-25-2014, 12:41 AM
I was totally going to try and top or match your posts of "spoonerisms", but I simply can not compete. Quotations are the greatest thing to come to emphasis, even more than BOLD words, in most instances*. * I recently read it in the New York Times.

Can't not be topped... Impossible.
Chrome doesnt let me click the smileys? Dunnoo... but insert the grinning green guy here.

CivicSpoon
09-25-2014, 12:58 AM
Can't not be topped... Impossible.
Chrome doesnt let me click the smileys? Dunnoo... but insert the grinning green guy here.

Not a Chrome issue (sell out fuck for using a Google program willingly...other than a phone). Seems to be a weird issue with AF in general (or this page ?), if you took the time to stalk Amy and her friends' posts (or at least some dude who said the interface was screwed on some ways of posting).

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