SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



TheSilentChamber
09-05-2014, 01:09 PM
Ive only ever met one of you fuckers in real life.... but it was none of the fuckers (or Amy) present here.

Also.... FIVE UNIQUE POSTERS IN ONE PAGE!?!?!?! :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround:


I dont think this has happened since the Bush administration.... the one before Clinton


I know dude, Maybe Joan Rivers croaking broke the curse of the abandoned AF.

BLU CIVIC
09-05-2014, 01:15 PM
I know dude, Maybe Joan Rivers croaking broke the curse of the abandoned AF.

wait wut?

amy@af
09-05-2014, 01:23 PM
Come to Oregon and visit me!

Oh wait...

Your one of them 'Southern Oregon folks...

I don't see you in So. OR.....

But be careful what you wish for!!! I have a friend named Katie in Portlandia I need to visit!!

BLU CIVIC
09-05-2014, 01:31 PM
I don't see you in So. OR.....

But be careful what you wish for!!! I have a friend named Katie in Portlandia I need to visit!!

does this Katie look like Raquel :naughty:

00accord44
09-05-2014, 02:01 PM
I don't see you in So. OR.....

But be careful what you wish for!!! I have a friend named Katie in Portlandia I need to visit!!

Does she craft home made jewelry?

00accord44
09-05-2014, 02:02 PM
I know dude, Maybe Joan Rivers croaking broke the curse of the abandoned AF.

Dude, how long have I been saying Joan Rivers is killing AF traffic???

TheSilentChamber
09-05-2014, 03:43 PM
I don't see you in So. OR.....

But be careful what you wish for!!! I have a friend named Katie in Portlandia I need to visit!!

I've been known to show up in Grants Pass on occasion.

TheSilentChamber
09-05-2014, 03:43 PM
Dude, how long have I been saying Joan Rivers is killing AF traffic???


Years bro, years....

kris
09-06-2014, 01:13 AM
I don't see you in So. OR.....

But be careful what you wish for!!! I have a friend named Katie in Portlandia I need to visit!!

I was in K falls the other day, then I left.

TheSilentChamber
09-06-2014, 01:21 AM
I've been known to show up in Grants Pass on occasion.

Heh, I've been known to show up in banlandia too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/afhah_zps2480edf9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/aflol_zps093ede82.jpg

You heard him guys... no more f*cks D*Cks C(*&(*&ts or B**bs. No Girls, no talking about weed.

CivicSpoon
09-06-2014, 10:44 AM
Heh, I've been known to show up in banlandia too...

You heard him guys... no more f*cks D*Cks C(*&(*&ts or B**bs. No Girls, no talking about weed.
Wow, what the hell is that shit? No more inappropriate language, because all the people who abandoned this site long ago, suddenly come back out of the blue? If us 3 didn't hold down the fort, there would have been nothing to come back to (pardon my ego).

Infractions seem a bit much. They couldn't have just been verbal warnings, something to the tune of "Ok, you got us, we haven't been here moderating all but a handful of times in the past year. We're deleting the posts and letting you know that type of thing is not ok, so just don't do it again. :nono:" And then move on from there? Especially when there is a special area of the forum where posting "inappropriate" pics of scantaly clad women, boob bouncing & ass shaking gifs are allowed, as long as there's no visible nipples/bare genitalia/butt holes. :wtf:

00accord44
09-06-2014, 01:48 PM
Wait.... no cursing??? I'll take that as a challenge.

kris
09-06-2014, 01:51 PM
Wow, what the hell is that shit? No more inappropriate language, because all the people who abandoned this site long ago, suddenly come back out of the blue? If us 3 didn't hold down the fort, there would have been nothing to come back to (pardon my ego).

Infractions seem a bit much. They couldn't have just been verbal warnings, something to the tune of "Ok, you got us, we haven't been here moderating all but a handful of times in the past year. We're deleting the posts and letting you know that type of thing is not ok, so just don't do it again. :nono:" And then move on from there? Especially when there is a special area of the forum where posting "inappropriate" pics of scantaly clad women, boob bouncing & ass shaking gifs are allowed, as long as there's no visible nipples/bare genitalia/butt holes. :wtf:


I watch your guys' ongoing pot thread a few times a week. The remark is in regards to his wallpaper porn, which is pushing it.

Seriously, butt hurt over an infraction that disappears in 8 days? Glad I could get you guys all riled up.

00accord44
09-06-2014, 01:57 PM
So Im gonna face one of my worst fears and go to the fecking grocery store on a saturday afternoon. I cotdam HATE the grocery store, but especially on fecking weekend afternoons when all the moms are there with their chitty kids who have no concept of "watch where the fluck youre going"


No curses :bigthumb:

00accord44
09-06-2014, 02:01 PM
I watch your guys' ongoing pot thread a few times a week. The remark is in regards to his wallpaper porn, which is pushing it.

Seriously, butt hurt over an infraction that disappears in 8 days? Glad I could get you guys all riled up.

But you gotta admit, pushing it or no..... it was pretty cool, no?

TheSilentChamber
09-06-2014, 02:25 PM
I watch your guys' ongoing pot thread a few times a week. The remark is in regards to his wallpaper porn, which is pushing it.

Seriously, butt hurt over an infraction that disappears in 8 days? Glad I could get you guys all riled up.


Pushing how? There is no skin in that picture... How can it be porn when it doesn't even have people in it? Why was I cited for inappropriate language and Accord or Spoon have not been? Also Two other mods are posting in this thread don't have a problem with it.

TheSilentChamber
09-06-2014, 02:27 PM
I watch your guys' ongoing pot thread a few times a week. The remark is in regards to his wallpaper porn, which is pushing it.

Seriously, butt hurt over an infraction that disappears in 8 days? Glad I could get you guys all riled up.


Your also a liar, that was posted weeks ago... so much for your popping in a few times a week. :jerking:

00accord44
09-06-2014, 05:23 PM
Your also a liar, that was posted weeks ago... so much for your popping in a few times a week. :jerking:

Magic 8 Ball..... is TSC about to be banned for the 900th time??

http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Signs8Ball.jpg



.........fuck

kris
09-06-2014, 05:56 PM
Your also a liar, that was posted weeks ago... so much for your popping in a few times a week. :jerking:


Seriously? Yep, I've been gone since the 22nd. Makes me a liar. The inappropriate language infraction was the only one that closely matched what I found to be objectionable, which was porn overlayed with wallpaper. Even you guys discussed getting away with it. Swear away, it's not deemed inappropriate here.


Wow, what the hell is that shit? No more inappropriate language, because all the people who abandoned this site long ago, suddenly come back out of the blue? If us 3 didn't hold down the fort, there would have been nothing to come back to (pardon my ego).

Infractions seem a bit much. They couldn't have just been verbal warnings, something to the tune of "Ok, you got us, we haven't been here moderating all but a handful of times in the past year. We're deleting the posts and letting you know that type of thing is not ok, so just don't do it again. :nono:" And then move on from there? Especially when there is a special area of the forum where posting "inappropriate" pics of scantaly clad women, boob bouncing & ass shaking gifs are allowed, as long as there's no visible nipples/bare genitalia/butt holes. :wtf:


The 3 of you are hardly holding down the fort, just keeping the pointless thread active with your posts. Like it our not, the Forum Guidelines are still in effect, and are still valid. Your NWS thread is only visible to a few people, not everyone who cares to view it. The infraction system is your "verbal warning", that's what it's been designed for. Drop Igor an email if you really care that much.

The infraction system has canned selections, the inappropriate language was the closest selection I could use. Besides the description which I put said what it was for, and was not read.

Each moderator views things differently, but complacency is a poor excuse for anything.

CivicSpoon
09-06-2014, 05:58 PM
I watch your guys' ongoing pot thread a few times a week. The remark is in regards to his wallpaper porn, which is pushing it.

Seriously, butt hurt over an infraction that disappears in 8 days? Glad I could get you guys all riled up.
I've never received an infraction, so I wasn't aware that it goes away after 8 days.

kris
09-06-2014, 07:02 PM
I've never received an infraction, so I wasn't aware that it goes away after 8 days.

It's actually 10, I just accounted for time delays.

TheSilentChamber
09-06-2014, 08:44 PM
Seriously? Yep, I've been gone since the 22nd. Makes me a liar. The inappropriate language infraction was the only one that closely matched what I found to be objectionable, which was porn overlayed with wallpaper. Even you guys discussed getting away with it. Swear away, it's not deemed inappropriate here.





The 3 of you are hardly holding down the fort, just keeping the pointless thread active with your posts. Like it our not, the Forum Guidelines are still in effect, and are still valid. Your NWS thread is only visible to a few people, not everyone who cares to view it. The infraction system is your "verbal warning", that's what it's been designed for. Drop Igor an email if you really care that much.

The infraction system has canned selections, the inappropriate language was the closest selection I could use. Besides the description which I put said what it was for, and was not read.

Each moderator views things differently, but complacency is a poor excuse for anything.

I see... There are RULES that must be followed... but there was NO VIOLATION IN THE SYSTEM in which I violated, so YOU pinned me with inappropriate language, which was not the rule. So why are there rules if your just going to do whatever the fuck YOU want to do?

TheSilentChamber
09-06-2014, 08:50 PM
Seriously? Yep, I've been gone since the 22nd. Makes me a liar.

.

Well... just saying.... for someone who has only posted 4 times in the last 2 years... you must sure take your job seriously to come here that religiously without ever posting anywhere else on the forum, ever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/AFFAIL_zps9106d6ce.jpg~original

kris
09-06-2014, 09:04 PM
Well... just saying.... for someone who has only posted 4 times in the last 2 years... you must sure take your job seriously to come here that religiously without ever posting anywhere else on the forum, ever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchmber/AFFAIL_zps9106d6ce.jpg~original

There's no activity in the forums that I'm interested in, so I have nothing to discuss there.

Go on, keep digging.

TheSilentChamber
09-06-2014, 09:07 PM
There's no activity in the forums that I'm interested in, so I have nothing to discuss there.

Go on, keep digging.

Nothing to discuss in two years. LOL.

Keep digging what? If your going to ban me then fucking do it.

kris
09-06-2014, 09:24 PM
Nothing to discuss in two years. LOL.

Keep digging what? If your going to ban me then fucking do it.

Nah, I'm not sure I remember how, it's been a while.

00accord44
09-07-2014, 02:00 AM
I've never received an infraction, so I wasn't aware that it goes away after 8 days.

I never got an infraction either... cause real Gs get banned outright :smokin:

amy@af
09-07-2014, 01:17 PM
I never got an infraction either... cause real Gs get banned outright :smokin:

I'm driving 886 miles today. Then I will be done with this part of my road trip. Please believe I will have plenty of opinions about this infraction business.... I will be sure to hurt all of your butts equally :evilol:

00accord44
09-07-2014, 06:28 PM
:rofl:

00accord44
09-07-2014, 06:29 PM
:rofl:

amy@af
09-07-2014, 06:39 PM
:rofl:

394mi to go....

No... Sleep... Til..... Denver!

TheSilentChamber
09-07-2014, 06:52 PM
394mi to go....

No... Sleep... Til..... Denver!

http://youtu.be/1cMVkwtLfMM

TheSilentChamber
09-07-2014, 06:56 PM
http://youtu.be/1cMVkwtLfMM



Funny enough, depending on what Portland neighborhood map you look at, I could live in any of 3 different neighborhoods, Brooklyn being one of them.

00accord44
09-08-2014, 07:48 AM
Funny enough, depending on what Portland neighborhood map you look at, I could live in any of 3 different neighborhoods, Brooklyn being one of them.

I was expecting this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ1JJqWHF6g

Cause this show is pretty much all I know about Portland

00accord44
09-08-2014, 08:59 AM
If this doesn't make you wanna watch the NFL then I don't know what will...

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Pkl_ewH4--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/fkcl8g7uvlgacuftjhh8.gif

TheSilentChamber
09-08-2014, 11:39 AM
If this doesn't make you wanna watch the NFL then I don't know what will...

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Pkl_ewH4--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/fkcl8g7uvlgacuftjhh8.gif



I seen that slowed way down and synced up to some indie singer/songwriter singing. Its pretty great.

00accord44
09-08-2014, 07:09 PM
I seen that slowed way down and synced up to some indie singer/songwriter singing. Its pretty great.

Yeah as expected, this has been mashed up with a gif from 300 to have him kicking the guy down a hole... and the obligatory Karate Kid gif

00accord44
09-08-2014, 07:15 PM
Yeah as expected, this has been mashed up with a gif from 300 to have him kicking the guy down a hole... and the obligatory Karate Kid gif

Theres also this one that I found while looking for the better ones

http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA5LzA4LzcyL0g0NFVXREouNGVlMDcuZ2lmCnAJdG h1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/60e5ae81/726/H44UWDJ.gif

CivicSpoon
09-08-2014, 11:14 PM
In unrelated news, "Childish Gambino - Because the Internet" is a dam good album if anybody gives a shit about the musical stylings of Troy from Community
Listening to it now on youporn... oh jesus nevermind, it's youTUBE. I visit both so much that I get confused (ok...not really...and I totally just ruined the joke).

But every time you listen to Telegraph Ave. does the song from Portlandia come into your head? Instead of "Oakland", does "Portland" pop into your head? Just can't get it out of my head.

CivicSpoon
09-09-2014, 12:05 AM
Listening to it now on youporn... oh jesus nevermind, it's youTUBE. I visit both so much that I get confused (ok...not really...and I totally just ruined the joke).

But every time you listen to Telegraph Ave. does the song from Portlandia come into your head? Instead of "Oakland", does "Portland" pop into your head? Just can't get it out of my head.
Ok, listed to the whole thing. Second half was pretty fucking good. Still not better than Camp though. Good compared to his released mixtapes. Unfortunately, I think he's one of those artists that follows the direction of the Wu*.

* No better Wu Tang Clan album than Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), but still, dope.

00accord44
09-09-2014, 09:49 AM
Listening to it now on youporn... oh jesus nevermind, it's youTUBE. I visit both so much that I get confused (ok...not really...and I totally just ruined the joke).

But every time you listen to Telegraph Ave. does the song from Portlandia come into your head? Instead of "Oakland", does "Portland" pop into your head? Just can't get it out of my head.

It didnt before, but now it will. Ohhh man I could see him doing a song to that beat and making it really good. Seems like the kind of show he would be a fan of.

I had the Portlandia song as my ringtone on my old phone. Think Im gonna get it back for this new one

00accord44
09-09-2014, 10:01 AM
Ok, listed to the whole thing. Second half was pretty fucking good. Still not better than Camp though. Good compared to his released mixtapes. Unfortunately, I think he's one of those artists that follows the direction of the Wu*.

* No better Wu Tang Clan album than Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers), but still, dope.


Im guessing you got the shorter and somewhat rearranged version of the album like I found on youtube. I cant remember exactly which songs were missing, but I think the youtube version has most of the best tracks.

My favorites (in close to actual personal ranking):
Zealots of Stockholm
Telegraph Ave
Flight of the Navigator
WorldStar
Shadows
The Worst Guys
Crawl
No Exit
Sweatpants
3005
Urn

00accord44
09-09-2014, 10:12 AM
Theres also this whole screenplay that he wrote to accompany the album. As you can probably guess, its kinda weird but artsy. 150% confident he took alot of drugs in the making of this whole thing cause its awesomely weird and intricate. if you took a bunch of shrooms and them listened to the album while reading the screenplay it would blow your fucking mind apart

BLU CIVIC
09-09-2014, 11:59 AM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/153485/84227915.gif

00accord44
09-09-2014, 12:55 PM
Is it my imagination or is the standard font now different??

TheSilentChamber
09-09-2014, 01:14 PM
Is it my imagination or is the standard font now different??
Seems skinnier, unlike your girlfriends ass. :rofl:

BLU CIVIC
09-09-2014, 01:21 PM
Seems skinnier, unlike your girlfriends ass. :rofl:


http://static.gamespot.com/uploads/original/255/2550934/2366080-4111340865-oh_sn.png

00accord44
09-09-2014, 02:38 PM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/153485/84227915.gif

....I didnt think anybody could see me :uhoh:

CivicSpoon
09-09-2014, 03:29 PM
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/153485/84227915.gif

....I didnt think anybody could see me :uhoh:
Not sure who's the biggest perv. I mean, Wilson's just sitting there watching, but Tom isn't stopping once he notices.

00accord44
09-09-2014, 03:51 PM
Not sure who's the biggest perv. I mean, Wilson's just sitting there watching, but Tom isn't stopping once he notices.

Wilson definitely. Always yelling out "DONT IGNORE THE BALLS" at inappropriate times

TheSilentChamber
09-09-2014, 05:08 PM
Wilson definitely. Always yelling out "DONT IGNORE THE BALLS" at inappropriate times


Better than yelling "get your needle out of my fill valve"

BLU CIVIC
09-10-2014, 12:53 PM
Better than yelling "get your needle out of my fill valve"

http://www.dxpnet.com/th/jlip8xndbfpbpbc.png

00accord44
09-10-2014, 03:03 PM
Anybody else waiting for these guys to come back?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4n5qQgHK1qz8x31o1_500.gif

00accord44
09-10-2014, 03:04 PM
Or these broads?

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/042214/thenug-JD1FIfSTpz.gif

00accord44
09-10-2014, 03:06 PM
Then like 4 months later, these guys?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3312976/portlandia-salad-dressing-o.gif

CivicSpoon
09-10-2014, 07:02 PM
Or these broads?

http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/042214/thenug-JD1FIfSTpz.gif

Hell yeah. Do you know when the new season starts, I haven't seen anything yet?

I don't know why, but I've never been able to get into Key and Peele before. Actually pretty much everything on Comedy Central, except for Broad City, Drunk History, and @Midnight, I just don't find funny. :dunno:

00accord44
09-10-2014, 09:20 PM
Hell yeah. Do you know when the new season starts, I haven't seen anything yet?

I don't know why, but I've never been able to get into Key and Peele before. Actually pretty much everything on Comedy Central, except for Broad City, Drunk History, and @Midnight, I just don't find funny. :dunno:

Dont know of any dates yet, but I know they got renewed for another set of episodes.

K&P has some really funny shit and a few duds like any sketch comedy show, but I wouldn't say they're quite on the "if you dont think this shit is funny then kill yourself" level like Chappelle's Show

I don't really watch any CC shows other than K&P and Broads. I'll catch Colbert every so often, maybe a Daily Show rerun.

00accord44
09-10-2014, 09:23 PM
...I have more to say, but why not split it into two whore-size portions?


I used to watch Workaholics but that started getting too dumb for me (or maybe I wasnt high enough).

Tosh.0 I never really watched religiously.

South Park.... probably seen 100 of the 500 episodes.


I can't really think of anymore CC shows that you didn't ask about me watching that I want to tell you if I watch or not. Stay tuned.

CivicSpoon
09-10-2014, 10:30 PM
Yeah, I've seen Workaholics twice before, and it just didn't do it for me either. My brother and sister-in-law love it, and Key & Peele, and try to talk to me about it all the time. It's just "meh" to me.

Tosh.0 is slightly entertaining, but The Soup and youtube videos are more entertaining, and I don't bother watching The Soup either. Plus he has that "bro" following. I swear everyone I've met, who loves that show, is a bro. They're like "Bro, he's so hilarious. He's so racist, it's hilarious. And the way he rips people apart, bro, you have to watch it." :shakehead:

Have to agree on South Park. The last good episode I recall seeing was like 10 years ago, the ginger kids have no soul one.

CivicSpoon
09-10-2014, 10:32 PM
So Mike Tyson is still badass... (!*WARNING*! - Cursing - !*WARNING*! - NSFW - !*WARNING*! ;))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiJ-hLWoPQk

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