SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!



00accord44
08-08-2014, 09:52 AM
lol Pretty much. Then I get to pull out the "oh, I can't come over, I have to work overtime." "Oh I can't, I'm too tired to do anything, from working so much overtime." "Oh I can't, I've been working so much overtime, that I have to clean the apartment and do mounds of laundry." Then I really just sit on the couch playing video games after work, getting drunk and high.

They dont know you. You dont know them. So...... just blow a cloud in their face and say "I'll be where you aren't until where you are isn't here"

00accord44
08-11-2014, 06:43 PM
Get your lotion and tissue ready. Car p0rn on the way

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10154457603765112

TheSilentChamber
08-11-2014, 08:31 PM
Get your lotion and tissue ready. Car p0rn on the way

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10154457603765112


seen that earlier. :licka:

CivicSpoon
08-11-2014, 09:52 PM
They dont know you. You dont know them. So...... just blow a cloud in their face and say "I'll be where you aren't until where you are isn't here"

LOL Luckily my Florida aunt, her kids and the baby didn't end up coming. My aunt and my cousin (her grand daughter) have been here since 1am Saturday night. It's been a great time. If I blew a cloud of smoke in her face, I think she'd be more offended if I didn't pass the blunt.

TheSilentChamber
08-12-2014, 08:30 PM
LOL Luckily my Florida aunt, her kids and the baby didn't end up coming. My aunt and my cousin (her grand daughter) have been here since 1am Saturday night. It's been a great time. If I blew a cloud of smoke in her face, I think she'd be more offended if I didn't pass the blunt.

Did you guys know I have not smoked in 3 weeks?

CivicSpoon
08-12-2014, 10:50 PM
Did you guys know I have not smoked in 3 weeks?
Not even dabs??? :confused:

CivicSpoon
08-12-2014, 10:51 PM
Not even dabs??? :confused:

^ Yeah, 6 fucking question marks on that one.

TheSilentChamber
08-12-2014, 10:52 PM
Not even dabs??? :confused:


Nope, smacked my bong with metal pipe.


Because I have anger issues. :nono:

TheSilentChamber
08-12-2014, 11:01 PM
Nope, smacked my bong with metal pipe.


Because I have anger issues. :nono:

Actually I found out I have some medical issues that I'm undergoing treatment for (non smoking related). Just felt like it was a good time to lay off for a few months.

TheSilentChamber
08-13-2014, 01:46 AM
Actually I found out I have some medical issues that I'm undergoing treatment for (non smoking related). Just felt like it was a good time to lay off for a few months.

!!!!! I have not heard this in probably 10 years. Still knew every word. http://youtu.be/aeL9gagV_VA

00accord44
08-13-2014, 07:57 AM
Actually I found out I have some medical issues that I'm undergoing treatment for (non smoking related). Just felt like it was a good time to lay off for a few months.

I took about a month or longer off and it was definitely a good thing. I should do it again... but I probably won't

TheSilentChamber
08-13-2014, 04:55 PM
I took about a month or longer off and it was definitely a good thing. I should do it again... but I probably won't

Historically over the last few years I've usually taken the majority of summers off from smoking. I just don't enjoy my heart pounding when its already hot and fuck, and I'm already thirsty and sweaty. I'm expecting to get my OMMP soon also, so once that comes through I'll probably pick it up again.


I did break my bong though. Kinda on purpose too.... ... RIP the orange creamcicle wonder

TheSilentChamber
08-14-2014, 12:29 AM
Historically over the last few years I've usually taken the majority of summers off from smoking. I just don't enjoy my heart pounding when its already hot and fuck, and I'm already thirsty and sweaty. I'm expecting to get my OMMP soon also, so once that comes through I'll probably pick it up again.


I did break my bong though. Kinda on purpose too.... ... RIP the orange creamcicle wonder


So I thought I was well on track with my ambition to collide my white meat with some dark thighs, then I found out shes Indian not black. Of the dot variety, not the trail of tears variety. :disappoin

00accord44
08-14-2014, 08:07 AM
So I thought I was well on track with my ambition to collide my white meat with some dark thighs, then I found out shes Indian not black. Of the dot variety, not the trail of tears variety. :disappoin

All pink on the inside my bruva :licka:

00accord44
08-14-2014, 08:08 AM
All pink on the inside my bruva :licka:

Some Dot Indians are crazy hot though..... and then some are very much :nono:

00accord44
08-14-2014, 08:11 AM
Some Dot Indians are crazy hot though..... and then some are very much :nono:

And 40% of black girls will tell you "I have Indian in my family" anyway because its scientifically proven that saying that makes your hair longer and more luxurious

TheSilentChamber
08-14-2014, 03:01 PM
Some Dot Indians are crazy hot though..... and then some are very much :nono:


This one has a mohawk :biggrin:

I guess I should have been tipped off when I met her... owns Tandori Indian Kitchen... (food cart)

TheSilentChamber
08-14-2014, 03:02 PM
And 40% of black girls will tell you "I have Indian in my family" anyway because its scientifically proven that saying that makes your hair longer and more luxurious


Like saying your Irish makes you immune to the effects of 6 beers.

CivicSpoon
08-14-2014, 09:59 PM
Like saying your Irish makes you immune to the effects of 6 beers.
Light beer, regular beer, or IPA?

TheSilentChamber
08-14-2014, 10:00 PM
Light beer, regular beer, or IPA?

Regular. No self respecting Irish would be count dead with with a light beer or an Indian pale....

TheSilentChamber
08-14-2014, 10:02 PM
Light beer, regular beer, or IPA?

Speakig of the "rish.... my tattoo artist found out I was Irish as I symiltaniously found out she was Scottish. We had a bit of a stare down... then she went back to hacking away at my flesh with needles.... I think she may have won that round.

TheSilentChamber
08-14-2014, 10:04 PM
Speakig of the "rish.... my tattoo artist found out I was Irish as I symiltaniously found out she was Scottish. We had a bit of a stare down... then she went back to hacking away at my flesh with needles.... I think she may have won that round.

20 days till I'm back in the chair again. :lol2:

TheSilentChamber
08-15-2014, 12:51 AM
20 days till I'm back in the chair again. :lol2:


The " :lol2: " was solely to make boyaccord jelly.

00accord44
08-15-2014, 11:39 AM
This one has a mohawk :biggrin:

I guess I should have been tipped off when I met her... owns Tandori Indian Kitchen... (food cart)

I'd sell my dick to get at that chick from Slumdog Millionaire and then buy a new dick to fuck her with

00accord44
08-15-2014, 11:40 AM
I'd sell my dick to get at that chick from Slumdog Millionaire and then buy a new dick to fuck her with

Here she is

http://images2.sina.com/english/entertainment/2009/0520/U135P200T1D242809F8DT20090520195010.jpg

00accord44
08-15-2014, 11:41 AM
Here she is

http://images2.sina.com/english/entertainment/2009/0520/U135P200T1D242809F8DT20090520195010.jpg

and here she is all growed up

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6248483_f520.jpg

TheSilentChamber
08-15-2014, 02:28 PM
and here she is all growed up

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/6248483_f520.jpg


Way to play the creeper card there buddy.

TheSilentChamber
08-15-2014, 10:15 PM
Way to play the creeper card there buddy.


That bitch is a little too cross eyed for my tastes.

TheSilentChamber
08-15-2014, 10:49 PM
That bitch is a little too cross eyed for my tastes.


Looks like shes staring at my Johnson, Johnson.

TheSilentChamber
08-16-2014, 04:04 PM
Looks like shes staring at my Johnson, Johnson.

Woo.... Washington State

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00accord44
08-17-2014, 10:53 AM
Woo.... Washington State

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I gotta make a trip to WA or CO

TheSilentChamber
08-17-2014, 02:18 PM
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I gotta make a trip to WA or CO

Its expensive as fuck in Washington, supply has not count up with demand. But I went in and got a couple grams and paid the price, to show my support.

TheSilentChamber
08-17-2014, 02:29 PM
Its expensive as fuck in Washington, supply has not count up with demand. But I went in and got a couple grams and paid the price, to show my support.


I just have to make one more doctor appointment to be able to get my OMMP card. (Ore-gun Medical Maplesyrup Program)

TheSilentChamber
08-17-2014, 02:30 PM
I just have to make one more doctor appointment to be able to get my OMMP card. (Ore-gun Medical Maplesyrup Program)


Heh... and you thought it was a weed thing.... :nono: :icon16: :wink:

00accord44
08-17-2014, 06:13 PM
Its expensive as fuck in Washington, supply has not count up with demand. But I went in and got a couple grams and paid the price, to show my support.

Thats the general fear. Although since the prices out there are already lower than here, I wonder what our jacked price will eventually look like.

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 12:46 PM
Thats the general fear. Although since the prices out there are already lower than here, I wonder what our jacked price will eventually look like.


Its about 4x street price here at the moment, but a few months ago it was 6x street price. They store owners are saying as more and more grow operations come into frutation that the prices will go down to match street prices. But Medical (in OR and WA both) are already at street prices- sometimes even cheaper because a lot of people selling on the street are buying from dispensaries. But stuff grown by medical producers cant be sold recreationally... same exact product, but different regulations and permits needed lol.

00accord44
08-18-2014, 08:13 PM
Its about 4x street price here at the moment, but a few months ago it was 6x street price. They store owners are saying as more and more grow operations come into frutation that the prices will go down to match street prices. But Medical (in OR and WA both) are already at street prices- sometimes even cheaper because a lot of people selling on the street are buying from dispensaries. But stuff grown by medical producers cant be sold recreationally... same exact product, but different regulations and permits needed lol.

Goddam.... I wont say they can't but if they did go with 6x street prices, I cant see how the street market wouldnt still be where everybody shops. We already pay about $20/g out here. $120/g would be beyond devastating

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 08:19 PM
Goddam.... I wont say they can't but if they did go with 6x street prices, I cant see how the street market wouldnt still be where everybody shops. We already pay about $20/g out here. $120/g would be beyond devastating



Yeah, I think most people here have been in and got a gram or two just to show their support, lots of out of state people, but overall if you smoke here and don't have medical you still buy from your regular guy for the time being. I can't wait to get my medical card. I blew threw two grams of Blue Dream this weekend, but I'm taking another week or so off. I have the problem of "smoke it if you got it" where if I have it... I smoke it... till its gone. This was the first weekend I'd smoked in a month or so. And just weed hit me pretty strong, didnt bother with dabs.

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 08:26 PM
http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/blue-dream/availability/portland_or

These are the local dispensary prices.

CivicSpoon
08-18-2014, 09:02 PM
http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/blue-dream/availability/portland_or

These are the local dispensary prices.

Shit, that's what prices around here were up until a couple of years ago ($10/$35/$70-75/$120/$210-220). How many grams in an eighth?

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 09:05 PM
Shit, that's what prices around here were up until a couple of years ago ($10/$35/$70-75/$120/$210-220). How many grams in an eighth?


eighth is 3.5grams

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 09:11 PM
eighth is 3.5grams


how the fuck do you not know that? My whole life has been based around knowing that and knowing that an American nickle weighs exactly 5 grams, so you can check the motherfuckers scale.

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 09:14 PM
how the fuck do you not know that? My whole life has been based around knowing that and knowing that an American nickle weighs exactly 5 grams, so you can check the motherfuckers scale.


And I've found that good weed (not talking about playground bags of sticks and stuff that comes off in layers) costs $20 gram pretty much everywhere except the west coast.

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 09:15 PM
And I've found that good weed (not talking about playground bags of sticks and stuff that comes off in layers) costs $20 gram pretty much everywhere except the west coast.


The Emerald coast.... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :grinyes: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 09:16 PM
The Emerald coast.... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :grinyes: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


Left Coast! What What? :iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan :grinno: :iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 09:17 PM
Left Coast! What What? :iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan :grinno: :iceslolan :iceslolan :iceslolan


Just plug'n tht post count... just pluggin the count... :icon16: :icon16: :icon16: :lol: :icon16: :icon16: :icon16:

CivicSpoon
08-18-2014, 10:03 PM
how the fuck do you not know that? My whole life has been based around knowing that and knowing that an American nickle weighs exactly 5 grams, so you can check the motherfuckers scale.

Because up until the double price change here, I use to get 3.5g, 3.8g, but mostly 4g, for an eighth. I didn't know if it was just these douchebags around here price gouging even further, or if it was a usual thing.

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 10:05 PM
Because up until the double price change here, I use to get 3.5g, 3.8g, but mostly 4g, for an eighth. I didn't know if it was just these douchebags around here price gouging even further, or if it was a usual thing.


Ah, makes sense. I hear in New York City that "fifty's" are the going thing... which is however much weed they feel like giving you for $50

CivicSpoon
08-18-2014, 10:24 PM
Ah, makes sense. I hear in New York City that "fifty's" are the going thing... which is however much weed they feel like giving you for $50
Probable like 1.5g from what I hear. So like 1.50g for $50, of good stuff at least (I'm sure I'm exaggerating quite a bit). I have friends of friends who claim to go up there with a bunch and make thousands by selling it overpriced, to people who then sell it overpriced. Even more so with drugs. Shit is crazy. But I guess it is realistic. It's the most populated City in the U.S. (by almost triple), so I'm assuming there is a limited supply.

TheSilentChamber
08-18-2014, 10:36 PM
Probable like 1.5g from what I hear. So like 1.50g for $50, of good stuff at least (I'm sure I'm exaggerating quite a bit). I have friends of friends who claim to go up there with a bunch and make thousands by selling it overpriced, to people who then sell it overpriced. Even more so with drugs. Shit is crazy. But I guess it is realistic. It's the most populated City in the U.S. (by almost triple), so I'm assuming there is a limited supply.

I just don't find NYC that appealing... even to just visit, must less live there.

CivicSpoon
08-18-2014, 11:25 PM
I just don't find NYC that appealing... even to just visit, must less live there.
Yeah. I've been there twice before, a few years ago. Once when my friend dropped off his wife at the airport there (we went to the fish market there about 1 am before we left, and it was FUCKING AMAZING!!!), and once to help his family move (got roped into that shit; supposed to be home around 9PM & got home at 6AM). So I didn't really get that much of the "experience" (no time square or anything), but that place is a fucking dump. Smelled like sewer, and just a bunch of ratty ass people around. I could have driven to the worst part of Syracuse, 15-20 minutes away, and experienced the same...without the fucking smell.

Not to mention the traffic. Getting on the highways in Saturday after noon traffic was a joke. You're completely surrounded by cars facing in all different directions, all trying to merge over to get to different exits. Buy like 50 Matchbox cars, face one completely forward, and the rest in forward and sideways angles, and that's what you're driving through. People drive around with tires tied to their rear bumpers, because no one knows how to drive, and just merge when they want, and smack into each other (they call it "jamming"). Seriously, every 10th car or less, had a god damn tire strapped to their rear bumper.

Stupid fucks. Paying an unreal amount of money to live in some shit hole City, just so they can be cocky pricks at a party and tell everyone they are from NYC, like it's something to brag about. Fuck that place. I wish NYC would take Long Island with them, and start a new State called Bro-City (sorry Long Islanders, but NYC separates you from the rest of NY, so you're stuck with them).

TheSilentChamber
08-19-2014, 12:56 AM
Yeah. I've been there twice before, a few years ago. Once when my friend dropped off his wife at the airport the=ro-City (sorry Long Islanders, but NYC separates you from the rest of NY, so you're stuck with them).


Kinda like how everyone imagines Portland to be green and hip and trendy... which it is... but with the overwhelming presence of bums and street people and homeless and street-tards (proper name for the people that got released into the public when all of the state run mental institutions closed down) and retarded taxes (highest in the country) and insanely rapid growing housing cost (in 3 years my apartment has went from 700 to 1200), staggering lack of parking downtown- $16/day parking facilities packed to the brim... street level parking thats a big LOL. Oh and bums, lots and lots of bums. Oh and bums, lots and lots of bums. Oh and bums, lots and lots of bums. :disappoin

TheSilentChamber
08-19-2014, 12:57 AM
Kinda like how everyone imagines Portland to be green and hip and trendy... which it is... but with the overwhelming presence of bums and street people and homeless and street-tards (proper name for the people that got released into the public when all of the state run mental institutions closed down) and retarded taxes (highest in the country) and insanely rapid growing housing cost (in 3 years my apartment has went from 700 to 1200), staggering lack of parking downtown- $16/day parking facilities packed to the brim... street level parking thats a big LOL. Oh and bums, lots and lots of bums. Oh and bums, lots and lots of bums. Oh and bums, lots and lots of bums. :disappoin

But... If you are what you say you are.... http://youtu.be/glwhxRFhulo

TheSilentChamber
08-19-2014, 01:02 AM
But... If you are what you say you are.... http://youtu.be/glwhxRFhulo


Spoonison is growing up so quickly... in 20 mere posts he will be at the 6,666 crossroads...

00accord44
08-19-2014, 11:18 AM
I just don't find NYC that appealing... even to just visit, must less live there.

Went once, dont feel any need to return. Only thing I'l give NYC credit for is having more spots where you can buy cool hats and gymshoes if you give half a fuck about that sort of thing.

00accord44
08-19-2014, 11:20 AM
Ah, makes sense. I hear in New York City that "fifty's" are the going thing... which is however much weed they feel like giving you for $50

What the figgity fuck is that about? I remember when I was new in the game of purchasing my own weed. I had to rely on the honor system of my guys until I was able to eyeball that shit on my own. I didnt know until about five years ago that a quarter is 7..... and Ive been smoking for the better part of the last 20 years :disappoin

00accord44
08-19-2014, 11:23 AM
What the figgity fuck is that about? I remember when I was new in the game of purchasing my own weed. I had to rely on the honor system of my guys until I was able to eyeball that shit on my own. I didnt know until about five years ago that a quarter is 7..... and Ive been smoking for the better part of the last 20 years :disappoin

I remember the last time I had a mixup on a purchase of flower power. I wanted a quarter but my usual guy was out of service, so I called a friend to see if he had a connect.

Friend makes a call to his guy and tells him I am looking for a quarter. we drive to the spot to meet the guy and my friend says "gimme the money" so I hand him $100.

He says "what the fuck is this? How much did you want??"

"I want a quarter" I says

"Thats $25" he says

"HUH??? Fuck does he sell [loud]??" (aka high octane or whatever your local codewords are)

"Nah he sells mid" says my friend


It was a VERY disappointing night

TheSilentChamber
08-19-2014, 12:25 PM
Went once, dont feel any need to return. Only thing I'l give NYC credit for is having more spots where you can buy cool hats and gymshoes if you give half a fuck about that sort of thing.


I've from two people that lived there for a while that if you wear tennisshoes/gymshoes they instantly tag you as a tourist. Tourist hear "walking city" so they pack their walking shoes. Residence wear nicer shoes, according to folklore.

I've only recently started wearing hats... when mother nature decided to stop covering the top of my head naturally. :crying:

TheSilentChamber
08-19-2014, 12:27 PM
What the figgity fuck is that about? I remember when I was new in the game of purchasing my own weed. I had to rely on the honor system of my guys until I was able to eyeball that shit on my own. I didnt know until about five years ago that a quarter is 7..... and Ive been smoking for the better part of the last 20 years :disappoin


Maybe I learned gram weights because some of my first smoking buddies were in distribution and I would work for them on occasion. :nono:

TheSilentChamber
08-19-2014, 12:32 PM
I remember the last time I had a mixup on a purchase of flower power. I wanted a quarter but my usual guy was out of service, so I called a friend to see if he had a connect.

Friend makes a call to his guy and tells him I am looking for a quarter. we drive to the spot to meet the guy and my friend says "gimme the money" so I hand him $100.

He says "what the fuck is this? How much did you want??"

"I want a quarter" I says

"Thats $25" he says

"HUH??? Fuck does he sell [loud]??" (aka high octane or whatever your local codewords are)

"Nah he sells mid" says my friend


It was a VERY disappointing night

LOL Yeah, lower quality, you have to spend just as much or more to get the same effect. We used to call that Blunt Weed because it wasnt good for anything but rolling up a big ol' fatty. People here really don't roll blunts often, our bud is too sticky, by the time you get to the half way point your smoking a resin soaked tampon it feels like.

Shit will make your lips numb though...

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